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Salacious B Crumb

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · Aug 6

I’m working on another one of these, I swear!

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 20m

Damn, the only valid reasons to be a Viking fan.

Ok, fair enough! “Skol tide!” or whatever it is they say

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 47m

Ever at the edge of a press gaggle, or red-hatted crowd - just in the corner of his graying vision - he sees the pale visage

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1h

The Maga in-law that always made a point of talking Trump called him a “strawman” today. Didn’t bring up politics at all otherwise.
Not sure if she’s saner or crazier.

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1h

Waiting to be called up by the manager

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

You must imagine Sisyphus, horny

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 2h

Sunday wisdom 😌

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry @seanlikeconnery.bsky.social

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

Man in “Cowboys Suck” shirt at a game in which the Cowboys are not a participant

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 21h

just a whole mess of leftunder sex

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 22h

Maybe some radish

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 22h

Setting a reminder to make a chicken, sambal oelek mayo and arugula sandwich for breakfast. ⏰

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

*won

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

We can do it! A mariners - brewers series would be pretty sweet.
Both never win, and the Pilots originally came over from Seattle to become the Brewers

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

Really important to at least beat the Cubs after the best season in franchise history. Also after they poached our coach (who went to my high school!)