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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 5h

I try not to be extreme and want to be tolerant of a wide range of viewpoints and opinions, BUT
People who complain about getting an oatmeal raisin cookie when they "expected chocolate chip" should face life imprisonment and/or the death penalty.
Oatmeal raisin is the superior cookie. 😤

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 1d

Sunday wisdom 😌

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 4d

Some of you might think you have "game" but I doubt you've ever had a stripper in the VIP tell you that your Baby Yoda socks are cute. 😎
Pack it up boys.

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 5d

Wednesday night after work 😌
Working on a New game+ playthrough of Jedi: Survivor currently 😁

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 7d

Deep profound thoughts about life while taking a piss.
Call that whizzdom 😌

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 8d

Jedi Grand Master Yoda, directly engaging in the indoctrination and training of child soldiers.
So this is your beloved Guardian of peace and justice? 😡

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 8d

In an alternate world I like to imagine we could have gotten Luthen Real giving a monologue to Ezra and Zeb in Rebels telling them to quit dicking around and Lock The Fuck In. 😌

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 10d

😤😤😤

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 10d

Many such cases! (Me going to your page and looking at your posts and smiling serenely)

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 11d

The knowledge that I'm a human being and everyone else probably has or does feel the same way sometimes helps me.

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 11d

Some times it's late at night (or early in the morning depending on your point of view) and I think about the stroke I had a little over two years ago and how lucky and thankful I am to still be alive and able to experience the privilege of Life.
Life is good. Make the most of it while we can. ❤️

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 11d

Today was National Custodian Appreciation Day.

My heart ❤️ 🥲🥹

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 12d

Connelberg Custodial Wisdom:
Your halls are like your balls. You ought to scrub them every day.

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 13d

Dating someone who makes me feel seen and understood and who just sorta "gets" me is the best feeling. ❤️
Especially when that was the special ingredient that has been lacking in recent past relationships.

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 13d

Do we think Yoda ever fumbled a baddie?

a close up of a yoda from star wars

ALT: a close up of a yoda from star wars

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 14d

Ashla is ready to snuggle up for bed. ❤️
Goodnight everyone!

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 16d

Challenged her to a duel so I know it's Real 😂❤️

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 18d

Met and started dating a really great lady named Jamie within the last few weeks :)
She doesn't have any diagnosed mental illness or young children, and seems just as interested in me as I am in her.
Finally choosing someone who might be good and healthy for me for once ❤️

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 18d

If I had a cookie for every time I saidsomething like that... 😌

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18d

“Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 20d

The temptation to dick around and shoot some hoops during the last little bit of my shift is strong. 😌 All my work is done and there are no camera in the gym.👀

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 20d

Love that Star Wars can just be a dude in a cool suit and his mutant frog child kicking ass and having adventures in space. 😌
#TheMandalorianandGrogu

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 20d

Very concerning to hear weird evangelical perverts say stuff like "amen cum quickly Lord Jesus" in front of children. They shouldn't be exposed to such filth. 😡

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 21d

I hope "The Mandalorian and Grogu"includes a subplot involving a legal dispute between daimyo Boba Fett and Rotta "Stinky" the Hutt over the Last Will and Testament of Jabba the Hutt

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 21d

STAR WARS IS BACK 🥹

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 22d

Evening walk along the river. 😌

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