Salacious B Crumb
@salbcrumb.bsky.social
jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
Pinned
Finished NNN a week early this year 💅
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Finished NNN a week early this year 💅
I think the animals would like it if I put chicken stock in their fountain.
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think the animals would like it if I put chicken stock in their fountain.
Hey, CPA’s: How do I calculate self-depreciation on my 4562?
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey, CPA’s: How do I calculate self-depreciation on my 4562?
“ITS COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN! THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN!”
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“ITS COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN! THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN!”
Yeah, never forget that the whip snapped ya back
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yeah, never forget that the whip snapped ya back
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
“The media is doing its usual dog and pony show, trying to get their ratings up, dragging a very good boy’s name through the mud. But you and your viewers at home know that in dog years, that bitch was legal age, and moreover…”
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“The media is doing its usual dog and pony show, trying to get their ratings up, dragging a very good boy’s name through the mud. But you and your viewers at home know that in dog years, that bitch was legal age, and moreover…”
“I’m afraid the fallout covers an area as large as Antarctica. We’re expecting tens, if not hundreds of thousands of deaths in the coming months.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“I’m afraid the fallout covers an area as large as Antarctica. We’re expecting tens, if not hundreds of thousands of deaths in the coming months.”
Finished! It’s a prairie wreath
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Finished! It’s a prairie wreath
Wreath making class!
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wreath making class!
The lines don’t lie
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The lines don’t lie
‘Bout to show my wife the “succulent Chinese meal” video
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
‘Bout to show my wife the “succulent Chinese meal” video
I’ve become a very big Aaron Chen fan.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’ve become a very big Aaron Chen fan.
I gotta rewatch this. At 9 years old, the may not have gotten all the humor
Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
www.avclub.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I gotta rewatch this. At 9 years old, the may not have gotten all the humor
It’s canon that Jack Sparrow was eventually hung on Little Saint James
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It’s canon that Jack Sparrow was eventually hung on Little Saint James
lol, there’s no IP issue with the governments and laws of men.
No, I’m afraid now you’re entangled in FAE LAW, and that’s so much worse.
Better hope you have a first born to bargain with.
No, I’m afraid now you’re entangled in FAE LAW, and that’s so much worse.
Better hope you have a first born to bargain with.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
lol, there’s no IP issue with the governments and laws of men.
No, I’m afraid now you’re entangled in FAE LAW, and that’s so much worse.
Better hope you have a first born to bargain with.
No, I’m afraid now you’re entangled in FAE LAW, and that’s so much worse.
Better hope you have a first born to bargain with.
The only sports memorabilia I ever bid on at a fundraiser was an photo of the “Fail Mary” call during the referee strike, signed by Packer safety MD Jennings.
I bowed out at $150, but really wish I had spent the extra $100 to win it now.
I bowed out at $150, but really wish I had spent the extra $100 to win it now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The only sports memorabilia I ever bid on at a fundraiser was an photo of the “Fail Mary” call during the referee strike, signed by Packer safety MD Jennings.
I bowed out at $150, but really wish I had spent the extra $100 to win it now.
I bowed out at $150, but really wish I had spent the extra $100 to win it now.
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The Lakers lineups that were holding down the fort while LeBron was out
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The Lakers lineups that were holding down the fort while LeBron was out
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This Sunday’s SPONTANEANATION LIVE is sold out! So we simply have to stream the sumbitch!
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This Sunday’s SPONTANEANATION LIVE is sold out! So we simply have to stream the sumbitch!
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific
STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
Football is like bad improv. I just want to yes-and score a touchdown, but the defense keeps denying the premise.
Hope this helps, theater nerds 🤓 🎭
Hope this helps, theater nerds 🤓 🎭
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Football is like bad improv. I just want to yes-and score a touchdown, but the defense keeps denying the premise.
Hope this helps, theater nerds 🤓 🎭
Hope this helps, theater nerds 🤓 🎭
What perfect album came out when you turned 16
Ok Computer - Radiohead
Perfect from Now On - Built to Spill
The Lonesome Crowded West - Modest Mouse
Either/Or - Elliot Smith
Homework - Daft Punk
Time Out of Mind - Bob Dylan
Blur - Blur
Under the Western Freeway - Grandaddy
Big year for me!
Ok Computer - Radiohead
Perfect from Now On - Built to Spill
The Lonesome Crowded West - Modest Mouse
Either/Or - Elliot Smith
Homework - Daft Punk
Time Out of Mind - Bob Dylan
Blur - Blur
Under the Western Freeway - Grandaddy
Big year for me!
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What perfect album came out when you turned 16
Ok Computer - Radiohead
Perfect from Now On - Built to Spill
The Lonesome Crowded West - Modest Mouse
Either/Or - Elliot Smith
Homework - Daft Punk
Time Out of Mind - Bob Dylan
Blur - Blur
Under the Western Freeway - Grandaddy
Big year for me!
Ok Computer - Radiohead
Perfect from Now On - Built to Spill
The Lonesome Crowded West - Modest Mouse
Either/Or - Elliot Smith
Homework - Daft Punk
Time Out of Mind - Bob Dylan
Blur - Blur
Under the Western Freeway - Grandaddy
Big year for me!
“That cute barista that smiled at you. That’s your dividend.
The caress of a warm summer breeze.
That’s your dividend.
A pre-dawn raid, turning an entire apartment building onto the street.
That’s. Your. Dividend, America.”
The caress of a warm summer breeze.
That’s your dividend.
A pre-dawn raid, turning an entire apartment building onto the street.
That’s. Your. Dividend, America.”
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“That cute barista that smiled at you. That’s your dividend.
The caress of a warm summer breeze.
That’s your dividend.
A pre-dawn raid, turning an entire apartment building onto the street.
That’s. Your. Dividend, America.”
The caress of a warm summer breeze.
That’s your dividend.
A pre-dawn raid, turning an entire apartment building onto the street.
That’s. Your. Dividend, America.”
Fantastic stuff!
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Fantastic stuff!
Reposted by Salacious B Crumb
"I'm sorry, I love you"
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"I'm sorry, I love you"
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
End DEI and you gon’ DIE
Make sure to continue that 🎯 Target boycott as you consider any holiday shopping. Make it a real 💀Black Friday 💀 for them.
The anti-DEI retailer is hurting, so this is its latest strategy to boost foot traffic:
🧾 Target lowering prices on over 3,000 items (thru Dec)
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The anti-DEI retailer is hurting, so this is its latest strategy to boost foot traffic:
🧾 Target lowering prices on over 3,000 items (thru Dec)
share.google/kNo4rIcAb5nT...
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
End DEI and you gon’ DIE