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Salacious B Crumb

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · Aug 6

I’m working on another one of these, I swear!

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 9m

They could still get Pat Boone

Album cover:

Pace
THE SING-OUt MUSICAL
MAGAZINE
presents...
Up with People!
FROM THE SCHICK TELEVISION COLOR SPECTACULAR
JOHN WAYNE
"This is an album you'll love from start to finish.
There's a power in it which makes you want to get to your feet and start doing something for your country."
PAT BOONE
"These are songs you'll never forget.
I'm proud to have performed with young Americans who simply won't stand still until they build a new tomorrow for the world. And what talent!"
FEATURING THE COLWELL BROTHERS AND A CAST OF 130
WALT DISNE
"The happiest mos hard-hitting way c saying what
America's all abo that I have ever aen or heard."

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 15m

Damn

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 42m

Frog had seen some shit. He'd also dealt with his fair share of hardships and pain, so could recognize it in others.

"Hey, Toad. How are you doing?"

"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! I'M PERFECT! I'M FANTASTIC! I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER!"

"Damn, dude, chill," said Frog.

Toad flung feces.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 35m

"Are you done being a little bitch?" asked Frog.

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1h

My song recorded with the UCLA Symphony Orchestra has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my song.

JOMN CALE PARiS 1919.
I Must Not Sniff Cocaine
(Remastered 2024)
John Cale • Paris 1919 (Deluxe Edition) •
November 15, 2024
• Play
PERFORMING ARTISTS
John Cale
Performer
TO
The UCLA Symphony Orchestra
Orchestra

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1h

“Yeah!”

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

BAY-BAYYYY!

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

The imaginary couple in his head is getting really fed up with the direction of the country.

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

Keep my Aunt Tifa’s name out your mouths

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

Kind of an album they made a movie about

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 2h

Nicholas Pumpernickelby is my fav Dickens book

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 3h

Just started listening today. It’s also great! They gotta keep making these movies for the albums alone

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 3h

Look, we can’t hold an insane fabulist to account! Be reasonable!!

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 3h

Post a film with an excellent soundtrack

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Aridyn @aridyn.bsky.social · 4h

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

a group of people are dancing and one of them is wearing a dant sweatshirt

ALT: a group of people are dancing and one of them is wearing a dant sweatshirt

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

From the 80s to today!

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

Nuff said

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

Just what the times call for: nitpicking the left!

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ben schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 7d

My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia

It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.

www.thenation.com

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

I’m really bad at paying attention to lyrics

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

They’re having fun!

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

Make outlaw country legal!

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

They got XXXL and S

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

We need to study why some stand-up go insane after 50 and other like George stay cool forever

George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 1d

How many ways can you kill Nathan Bedford Forrest??