Salacious B Crumb
@salbcrumb.bsky.social
jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
Well, at least that didn’t happen to you! Lol 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Well, at least that didn’t happen to you! Lol 🤣
It’s adorable when normal accounts talk about Star Wars.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s adorable when normal accounts talk about Star Wars.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
Like watching a cat flail around with its head stuck in a paper bag.
Could be Douglass MacArthur
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Could be Douglass MacArthur
Oh, you didn’t like your mom’s turkey? Then why did she not simply make roast duck?
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oh, you didn’t like your mom’s turkey? Then why did she not simply make roast duck?
Lib memes then and lib memes now
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Lib memes then and lib memes now
“ITS COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN! THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN!”
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“ITS COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN! THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN!”
Yeah, never forget that the whip snapped ya back
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yeah, never forget that the whip snapped ya back
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
Your spine cracked for tobacc-oh, I'm the Marlboro Man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist
Sailors blood on the deck, come sister resist!
“Many are calling him a ‘good boy,’ but after making public allegations of insider trading, his former employer is calling him a ‘dirty dog.’
After the break we’ll be in studio with Bounce.”
After the break we’ll be in studio with Bounce.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Many are calling him a ‘good boy,’ but after making public allegations of insider trading, his former employer is calling him a ‘dirty dog.’
After the break we’ll be in studio with Bounce.”
After the break we’ll be in studio with Bounce.”
Ooh, I’ve been listening to this KD lang album a lot recently and love her Young covers
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ooh, I’ve been listening to this KD lang album a lot recently and love her Young covers
“The media is doing its usual dog and pony show, trying to get their ratings up, dragging a very good boy’s name through the mud. But you and your viewers at home know that in dog years, that bitch was legal age, and moreover…”
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“The media is doing its usual dog and pony show, trying to get their ratings up, dragging a very good boy’s name through the mud. But you and your viewers at home know that in dog years, that bitch was legal age, and moreover…”
“I’m afraid the fallout covers an area as large as Antarctica. We’re expecting tens, if not hundreds of thousands of deaths in the coming months.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“I’m afraid the fallout covers an area as large as Antarctica. We’re expecting tens, if not hundreds of thousands of deaths in the coming months.”
Finished! It’s a prairie wreath
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Finished! It’s a prairie wreath
Wreath making class!
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wreath making class!
I was going for something like, “meet your new VP” as if he was introducing the cabinet members their new step dad, but I couldn’t get it concise enough 🫤
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I was going for something like, “meet your new VP” as if he was introducing the cabinet members their new step dad, but I couldn’t get it concise enough 🫤
The lines don’t lie
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The lines don’t lie
I’ve become a very big Aaron Chen fan.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’ve become a very big Aaron Chen fan.