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Sarah Kelly

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I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Editor.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 13d

Spruce doesn’t know who got into my tomato soup

A little black pug with tomato soup on his face, looking alarmed

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 2m

It feels like they’re pranking me with this

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 3m

Haha that’s the one!

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 5m

This episode of Forensic Files takes place in the finger lakes and every single person has an accent I can only describe as inscrutable

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Every day of my life I do something that makes me wonder to myself “why did I do that”

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h

Did not realize when I ordered Chinese food that the delivery time would be SEVENTY EIGHT MINUTES

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 1h

We were like “pfft no way that’s a catch that’s too bad” and then they hit the replay and dawg that was a catch

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 1h

Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him

A goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 2h

someone from the back of the plane just screamed CAL

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 2h

Trader Joe’s nerfed the elotes dippers. I swear to god they’re less flavorful. I know there’s a lot going on but somebody should do something

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah, my store only has them in stock about half the time

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 2h

When was that? I seem to have memory-holed it

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 4h

I would be very into that

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 4h

Underrated candy bar: 100 Grand

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve made it but it’s been forever. Excited to try it again.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah it’s a longtime favorite and I don’t think I’ve had it in years

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 5h

In case you’re curious, dads, I’ve decided to make this later in the week

Crock Pot Italian Beef Sandwiches

Crock Pot Italian Beef Sandwiches are the 5-ingredient crock pot version of the popular hot sandwich recipe. This easy dinner recipe is a crowd-pleaser!

iowagirleats.com

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 5h

“A rain storm that was predicted a week ago” is so desert coded

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 5h

I suppose I could make use of my Souper Cubes with this

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 5h

This explains all the cream cheese talk today

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 5h

Dying at all the well-meaning men talking about pot roast in my mentions lol

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 6h

This requires a level of executive function that I have never demonstrated in my life haha

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 6h

I just can’t be trusted

Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 6h

I think you’ve known me long enough to know that I would never eat leftovers five times before it went bad

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 6h

Why is chuck roast “on sale” for $22ish a roast? Why would I make a $30 pot roast what is the point of that

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