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Sarcophagus Gibbs

@sararoseg.bsky.social

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Comedy wordwench. Author of Drama Queen. Autistic Jewish witchy cat lady. One of those Daily Tism gals. Talkster on Autistic Women Oversharing. Producer of The Daily Tism News. She / Her

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · Sep 2

This is the best thing anyone’s ever done for me

Art Witch Lauren @artwitchlb.bsky.social · Sep 2

This deserves quickly sketched fan art.

Sketch of a defeated human in glasses holding onto a cat and looking straight at the viewer. Text beneath reads “Corpo Control Freak”.

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 8h

Right, this in-house guinea pig is ordering new samples with new logo placements to check both the regular fit and the relaxed fit and see how they fare against the boobs of doom. That way I can personally tell booby people which is the best one for them!

Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 8h

Intellectually I know she can’t talk, but emotionally I know she must miaowed “how dare you”

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 8h

My cat just caught me looking at videos of other cats and she’s really mad, how do I repair the damage

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 10h

Noot explained: “I’m a great friend to Paige. I’m very supportive of her work. I repost and reply to everything she says – much more than her supposed friends in real life.”

Autistic boomer man unaware he’s new female friend’s reply guy

An autistic man in his 60s who recently began communicating a well-known woman in her early 20s online is reportedly referring to her as his “good friend, Paige.” Robert Noot, 63, who followed…

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 11h

Of course they could have donated the money anonymously. But that's not the point, is it.

Ryan Lambie @ryanlambie.bsky.social · 11h

The equivalent of a mother in a gangster movie. "I DON'T WANT YOUR BLOOD MONEY."

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 12h

Never. You’ll have to pry the cold bean juice out of my cold, dead mouth.

Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 12h

Thank you, this actually helps 😭💗

Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 12h

Well, I’ve just adjusted all the merch so they sit better on boobs which means all the samples I’ve sent out to our team will be very slightly wrong and nobody else would have noticed but it will bother me until I’m dead. Someone say the perfect thing to make me feel better. No pressure.

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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 12h

Genuinely looking forward to @thedailytism.com merch. I need new t shirts, and reckon they would go with what has previously been described as my "butch lesbian casual" look, a compliment I take gladly.

Me wearing a do gooder t shirt with dungarees and long check shirt

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 14h

Wait no yoghurt should ALWAYs have bits in it… oh GOD it’s @sarahamero.bsky.social and the bean juice all over again!

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 14h

Did you say that Dean was Rory’s best boyfriend? Or that peanut butter should have surprise crunchy bits? Did you say you don’t like cats?

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 14h

The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda Grumpf, follows kooky main character Grizelda, whose mysteriously peculiar ways delight and frustrate every person around her.

Wow! Autistic-coded TV character SO autistic nobody needs to actually say it

A character in a new comedy series is so blatantly autistic it doesn’t need to be so much as mentioned at any point, the show’s neurotypical creator has said. The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

“My wife Talia came home from the doctor one day and said she’d scored so highly on the AQ they were about to call in a priest,”

Hereditary! Autism picks off family one by one

An alleged curse has seen each member of a family realising they are autistic in turn, sources have claimed. Following the death of family matriarch Lottie Fitzgerald, her son Lloyd, Lloyd's wife…

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

This is the most I’ve ever laughed at anything

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 1d

BREAKING: MIT rejects an offer of federal funds in exchange for agreeing to the Trump administration's education agenda, the first university to do so.

MIT is 1st school to reject Trump administration's agenda in exchange for funding benefits

"With respect, we cannot support the proposed approach to addressing the issues facing higher education,” the Massachusetts Institute of Technology president wrote in a letter.

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

Review of Macca’s modelling skills:

1) fit the brief of being a raccoon 10/10

2) posing 10/10

3) showcasing the product 0/10

Blurry picture of tortoiseshell cat who strongly resembles a raccoon jumping at camera, getting in way of tote bag she’s supposed to be modelling

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

Outtake from my product video shoot with bad raccoon (bag looks like that because it’s filled with trash)

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway booby people, I am being your human guinea pig for this merch line - gonna get a sample in a relaxed fit and see how that fares against them.

Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

Co-running a small business means having to learn all sorts of skills that are none of your business. Today, I am laying a trail of cat treats into a tote bag full of trash to get a marketing shot of my most raccoon-like cat digging through it.

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Dude Points (trusted and treasured Eurovisionista) @dudepoints.fun · 1d

I hope this is available in time for me to wear to a workplace presentation I am doing on neurodiversity and inclusion soon

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

One more merch sneak peek 👀

Yes, we’re personally attacking you and we don’t care who knows it!

It’ll be available in t-shirts and hoodies with all sorts of colours and fits!

White t-shirt reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism”

Peppermint green t-shirt reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism”

Blue hoodie reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism”

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TheFlyingCaribou @theflyingcaribou.bsky.social · 1d

Bonjour, c’est mon anniversaire aujourd’hui, vous savez quoi faire 👀👀👀

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

And yes, we did listen to our merch survey…

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vdorr @vdorr.bsky.social · 1d

want

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

One more merch sneak peek 👀

Yes, we’re personally attacking you and we don’t care who knows it!

It’ll be available in t-shirts and hoodies with all sorts of colours and fits!

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

“I’m the reason we don’t have a ‘days without incident’ counter. They had it shredded, removed and thrown into the fires of Mordor.”

Compensate us for workplace injuries that were definitely our fault by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139919...

Workplace risk assessment fails to account for dyspraxic woman

Woman in office tripping over comically

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

Hey bitches my autism is up here #bigboobproblems

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

One more merch sneak peek 👀

Yes, we’re personally attacking you and we don’t care who knows it!

It’ll be available in t-shirts and hoodies with all sorts of colours and fits!

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