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Jessie
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42. Deaf. Very Gay. Sarcasm is my 1st language. Likes: gaming, fantasy, writing. Dislikes: Nazis, fascism, all -ists and -phobes.
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That image of the White House brings to mind the saying "The call is coming from inside the House."
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No image has ever spoken so succinctly about the current situation in the US.
Work apps are a mess today so I'm taking a day off and restarting a replay of Ocarina of Time (restarting because I lost almost 2 weeks of progress when the game bugged out because apparently saving works differently through NSO FYI FOR ANYONE ELSE PLANNING TO PLAY)
a cartoon character with a green shirt and red belt is eating something
Alt: Link, the video game character from the Zelda franchise with a green shirt, short, and hat, slowly sways back and forth as he plays his little ocarina.
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Sometimes you just gotta eat a bowl of mashed potatoes/gravy/corn and tater wedges for dipping.
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He looks to be wearing some sort of waist trainer/cincher/girdle type thing under his shirt. (could also be a hernia belt)
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me, a non-religious person (closes eyes): I am praying for Dolly Parton. I would like to put in a prayer for Dolly Parton. Make that lots of prayers. I would like infinity prayers for Dolly Parton. Give Dolly Parton unlimited prayers. All the prayers that have ever existed should go to Dolly Parton.
I'm so tired of seeing people say some variation of "just gotta get through the next few years". The blinding ignorance is maddening and is exactly the attitude that put us in the position we're in all over the damn world.
What a fantastic evening. Enjoy!
I apologize for the unintentional subliminal message 😆
Do you ever just violently crave brownies?
That feeling when you order something desperately needed for next day delivery only to find out its been shipped USPS.
Today is my Mama's 59th birthday.

She is playing video games and wants tacos.

Age means nothing when you're young at heart. 😊
But have you had lots of tea?!
Mayhaps a glass is in order? Pretty please?
No sir Sunkist does not count.
*wags old lady finger are you admonishingly*