Ann Aguirre
@annaguirre.bsky.social
NYT & USA Today bestselling writer. Gamer. Enjoys Korean dramas, music, movies, video games, silly pet photos.
Yes, I wrote Enclave and Strange Love. I have lots of books out! You should read them.
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Yes, I wrote Enclave and Strange Love. I have lots of books out! You should read them.
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https://linktr.ee/authorannaguirre
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Ann Aguirre
@annaguirre.bsky.social
· Dec 5
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Garrus lovers:
Science fiction romance oming June 17, 2025.
"Galaxy Quest meets Roswell in this quirky sci-fi rom-com..."
Please re-skeet, so others can experience the joy.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-th...
Pre-orders are vital, so please do if you can. Or ask your librarian to get it!
Garrus lovers:
Science fiction romance oming June 17, 2025.
"Galaxy Quest meets Roswell in this quirky sci-fi rom-com..."
Please re-skeet, so others can experience the joy.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-th...
Pre-orders are vital, so please do if you can. Or ask your librarian to get it!
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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On December 4, 2007, in the Usenet group “Friends of the Friendless,” someone wrote:
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
On December 4, 2007, in the Usenet group “Friends of the Friendless,” someone wrote:
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
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#nowwatching
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#nowwatching
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
isn't that the guy who threw a fit repeatedly because a pierogi vendor didn't wanna sell their delicious pierogis to a dirtbag?
isn't that the guy who threw a fit repeatedly because a pierogi vendor didn't wanna sell their delicious pierogis to a dirtbag?
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
isn't that the guy who threw a fit repeatedly because a pierogi vendor didn't wanna sell their delicious pierogis to a dirtbag?
isn't that the guy who threw a fit repeatedly because a pierogi vendor didn't wanna sell their delicious pierogis to a dirtbag?
People who claim they steal because "Marxism" usually have no idea what Marxism is.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
People who claim they steal because "Marxism" usually have no idea what Marxism is.
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We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
• • •
every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
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Anyway, if you're saying it's fine to steal from people because you don't want to pay them, that's not Marxism or Communism. That's just capitalism.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Anyway, if you're saying it's fine to steal from people because you don't want to pay them, that's not Marxism or Communism. That's just capitalism.
My son told me he had a dream that I pivoted to selling yurts for a living and he supported me at it and I made a lot of money, but he finally had to ask why I decided to do this.
Me: "Because I came up with the perfect name for the business."
What was it, you ask?
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
Me: "Because I came up with the perfect name for the business."
What was it, you ask?
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My son told me he had a dream that I pivoted to selling yurts for a living and he supported me at it and I made a lot of money, but he finally had to ask why I decided to do this.
Me: "Because I came up with the perfect name for the business."
What was it, you ask?
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
Me: "Because I came up with the perfect name for the business."
What was it, you ask?
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
I just saw a certain Dept o War dipshit called Kegsbreath and I will never stop using that from this day forward.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I just saw a certain Dept o War dipshit called Kegsbreath and I will never stop using that from this day forward.
As a kid, I accidentally screwed over authors. Story time. I lived for books growing up and money was right. I was babysitting at 11. I had my first job at 15.
We regularly went to a place called Uncle John's Flea Market. There was a booth that sold used books 10 for $1. I loved that stall!
We regularly went to a place called Uncle John's Flea Market. There was a booth that sold used books 10 for $1. I loved that stall!
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
As a kid, I accidentally screwed over authors. Story time. I lived for books growing up and money was right. I was babysitting at 11. I had my first job at 15.
We regularly went to a place called Uncle John's Flea Market. There was a booth that sold used books 10 for $1. I loved that stall!
We regularly went to a place called Uncle John's Flea Market. There was a booth that sold used books 10 for $1. I loved that stall!
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Here's my two cents on the piracy discourse this morning. Reading everything this morning, I remember those old FBI warnings at the start of videos: piracy isn't a victimless crime. 🧵
I have had it with the justifications. The weaponization of poverty, neurodiversity, mental illness, all of it.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Here's my two cents on the piracy discourse this morning. Reading everything this morning, I remember those old FBI warnings at the start of videos: piracy isn't a victimless crime. 🧵
Wanted eggs this morning. Realized we're out of eggs.
I have powdered eggs on hand and decided to give that a go.
Honestly delicious. The butter in the pan and cheese on top made them fabulous, along with cayenne pepper and season salt. Had with leftover roasted potatoes. 10/10
I have powdered eggs on hand and decided to give that a go.
Honestly delicious. The butter in the pan and cheese on top made them fabulous, along with cayenne pepper and season salt. Had with leftover roasted potatoes. 10/10
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Wanted eggs this morning. Realized we're out of eggs.
I have powdered eggs on hand and decided to give that a go.
Honestly delicious. The butter in the pan and cheese on top made them fabulous, along with cayenne pepper and season salt. Had with leftover roasted potatoes. 10/10
I have powdered eggs on hand and decided to give that a go.
Honestly delicious. The butter in the pan and cheese on top made them fabulous, along with cayenne pepper and season salt. Had with leftover roasted potatoes. 10/10
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As promised, here are some old pics of Rodney Ballsnomore.
He was almost a year old when we found him (he was very dehydrated and sick, but trying to make friends with horses). He'd clearly been handled but not an indoor cat so he tried to play with things that are not toy-shaped--like scissors.
He was almost a year old when we found him (he was very dehydrated and sick, but trying to make friends with horses). He'd clearly been handled but not an indoor cat so he tried to play with things that are not toy-shaped--like scissors.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
As promised, here are some old pics of Rodney Ballsnomore.
He was almost a year old when we found him (he was very dehydrated and sick, but trying to make friends with horses). He'd clearly been handled but not an indoor cat so he tried to play with things that are not toy-shaped--like scissors.
He was almost a year old when we found him (he was very dehydrated and sick, but trying to make friends with horses). He'd clearly been handled but not an indoor cat so he tried to play with things that are not toy-shaped--like scissors.
This may come as a shock but people are allowed to say no.
It's a complete sentence.
When you get mad at being denied something, you're telling on yourself.
It's a complete sentence.
When you get mad at being denied something, you're telling on yourself.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This may come as a shock but people are allowed to say no.
It's a complete sentence.
When you get mad at being denied something, you're telling on yourself.
It's a complete sentence.
When you get mad at being denied something, you're telling on yourself.
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it's me, a bluesky porn spam bot. every day I read 1500 bios from blue wave accounts telling me not to DM them. I nod my head respectfully and move on to the next person.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it's me, a bluesky porn spam bot. every day I read 1500 bios from blue wave accounts telling me not to DM them. I nod my head respectfully and move on to the next person.
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I'll be muting thread now, but I just want to say the people on bsky bragging about Anna's Archives *do not care* about how to access other free books. Or being inconvenienced.
"I want that specific book NOW. I deserve that book NOW. I am not paying for it."
Bottom line.
"I want that specific book NOW. I deserve that book NOW. I am not paying for it."
Bottom line.
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'll be muting thread now, but I just want to say the people on bsky bragging about Anna's Archives *do not care* about how to access other free books. Or being inconvenienced.
"I want that specific book NOW. I deserve that book NOW. I am not paying for it."
Bottom line.
"I want that specific book NOW. I deserve that book NOW. I am not paying for it."
Bottom line.
And like, can we discuss how unhinged it is that people are cool with stealing from writers and have no money for books but will donate to the site that provides the fencing service?
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
And like, can we discuss how unhinged it is that people are cool with stealing from writers and have no money for books but will donate to the site that provides the fencing service?
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I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
I see we're being told piracy is good, actually, or we get exposure,or it's a compliment that someone wants our work enough to steal it.
1)No.
2)People die of exposure.
3)No. It's entitlement.
Would you walk into someone's house, take a book and leave? Theft is theft.
1)No.
2)People die of exposure.
3)No. It's entitlement.
Would you walk into someone's house, take a book and leave? Theft is theft.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I see we're being told piracy is good, actually, or we get exposure,or it's a compliment that someone wants our work enough to steal it.
1)No.
2)People die of exposure.
3)No. It's entitlement.
Would you walk into someone's house, take a book and leave? Theft is theft.
1)No.
2)People die of exposure.
3)No. It's entitlement.
Would you walk into someone's house, take a book and leave? Theft is theft.
Marjorie Taylor Greene was so close to doing something memorable. She could have dated her resignation for January 6th.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene was so close to doing something memorable. She could have dated her resignation for January 6th.
OK Daisy Sour Cream, I like sour cream well enough, but you will NEVER get me to dunk a whole hamburger in it or mix it with my ketchup, please never show me this again
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
OK Daisy Sour Cream, I like sour cream well enough, but you will NEVER get me to dunk a whole hamburger in it or mix it with my ketchup, please never show me this again
I have been offline most of the day, please, someone help me understand what in the world is going on.
Think I've gleaned that Zohran Mamdani charmed the shit out of Orange Cruelius.
But what's the deal with Stephen Miller + RFK, poetry, and felching? 😖
I'm gone for ONE DAY...
Think I've gleaned that Zohran Mamdani charmed the shit out of Orange Cruelius.
But what's the deal with Stephen Miller + RFK, poetry, and felching? 😖
I'm gone for ONE DAY...
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I have been offline most of the day, please, someone help me understand what in the world is going on.
Think I've gleaned that Zohran Mamdani charmed the shit out of Orange Cruelius.
But what's the deal with Stephen Miller + RFK, poetry, and felching? 😖
I'm gone for ONE DAY...
Think I've gleaned that Zohran Mamdani charmed the shit out of Orange Cruelius.
But what's the deal with Stephen Miller + RFK, poetry, and felching? 😖
I'm gone for ONE DAY...
I love seeing people win the lottery and dress up in sequined jackets and get a room that's entirely dedicated to encasing in glass their extensive porcelain angel collection. This family seems to have decorated the whole house for Xmas in truly epic style.
Live those wild dreams!
Live those wild dreams!
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I love seeing people win the lottery and dress up in sequined jackets and get a room that's entirely dedicated to encasing in glass their extensive porcelain angel collection. This family seems to have decorated the whole house for Xmas in truly epic style.
Live those wild dreams!
Live those wild dreams!
Thanks to all who came to celebrate the release of The Nameless Land with @kateelliottsff.bsky.social and me. There are signed books from both of us at @powells.bsky.social / Cedar Hills Crossing location while supplies last.
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Thanks to all who came to celebrate the release of The Nameless Land with @kateelliottsff.bsky.social and me. There are signed books from both of us at @powells.bsky.social / Cedar Hills Crossing location while supplies last.