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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 9h

But then they'd probably be murdered in gen-pop--oh. Oh, I see.

I understand. 😇

Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 9h

I went through my eligible works in the class action lawsuit. I've published 50+ novels. 29 of them are eligible.

ALL publishers I've worked with have failed to register copyrights on various titles. I don't even know where to begin with this.

Check in with your publishers, folks.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 9h

I can't watch a movie with a description that starts:

"In the near future, where America has become a police state..."

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 20h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 10h

Here's a fun idea: presidential immunity goes away.

"Ann! Then when presidents do crime, they can be prosecuted!"

Uh, yes. Ideally so. That's the goal.

"But what if a liberal president does crime?!"

Then they get prosecuted.

Build a fucking president's jail. Use the ballroom money.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's time to call up the menacing clowns. Remember how they'd just show up and look at people? We need them doing that at ICE.

If you were part of that back in 2016, dust off your costume and offer ICE free candy.

Spread the word! We're calling in the creepy clown crew

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Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @warnock.senate.gov · 19h

Here’s the simple truth that Republicans in DC don’t want you to know: The government is shut down because they are choosing to DOUBLE your health care premiums. There’s a bill that would end the shutdown today AND fund health care.

But Washington Republicans keep voting NO.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 18h

I really wish I had invested in that inflatable frog costume startup when I had the chance 😄

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 18h

They didn't even pick a competent businessman.

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Victoria Dahl/Victoria Helen Stone @victoriadahl.bsky.social · 19h

Watching him destroy the country to steal more money for him & his rich, evil friends makes me wonder wtf people thought “a businessman running the country” would look like. Have these people never once taken a breath in the US? Please never trust your brain again. It’s bad.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

Yay!

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

With all of these catastrophic data breaches, all info squirts all the time, it seems reasonable to reckon that y'all know exactly where I live already so I'm gonna need one of you to bring pizza.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's time to call up the menacing clowns. Remember how they'd just show up and look at people? We need them doing that at ICE.

If you were part of that back in 2016, dust off your costume and offer ICE free candy.

Spread the word! We're calling in the creepy clown crew

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

Portland has inflatable unicorns, the electric slide, and elderly people playing banjos.

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, they had a kid?! Clearly I didn't finish the x files

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

I'm probably the last one to have seen this, but HOLY SHIT.

This version of Shallow by Jimmie Allen and Abby Anderson is 🔥

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwVR...

Jimmie Allen & Abby Anderson - Shallow (Music Video)

YouTube video by Jimmie Allen

www.youtube.com

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 3d

"Don't do that! You're gonna make them declare martial law."

Uh, no response of ours -makes- them do anything.

They're sadistic fucks. They shoot people for praying. They shoot people begging for mercy.

We're not responsible for their behavior. They're violent, treasonous criminals.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 1d

Is it bad that I'm super relieved this is Keith, not Karl, because my first reaction was like NOT KARL!

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 2d

I read the play before I studied it for English Lit and I was kind of obsessed by it. I remember being fairly sure it was a religious allegory and that Godot is God, and that the whole play is essentially a nihilistic statement that if there is a god, they have abandoned mankind.

I was a fun kid.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 2d

It has occurred to me that I have two modes:

1) functional human being

2) writer*

*Gremlin who eats string cheese instead meals, pencil in hair (washed when???), sleeps for 29 minutes upside down on couch and startles awake to type at random intervals

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 3d

"Mom's outside."

"But she died yesterday!"

Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 3d

Your cat is chewing on plastic.

Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social · 3d

‘Six words or _fewer_.”

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 3d

"Don't do that! You're gonna make them declare martial law."

Uh, no response of ours -makes- them do anything.

They're sadistic fucks. They shoot people for praying. They shoot people begging for mercy.

We're not responsible for their behavior. They're violent, treasonous criminals.

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 3d

Do you ever think there was dinosaur named Lara? A flying dinosaur, maybe?

A...Lara-dactyl, if you will?

Sorry not sorry. *runs away*

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 3d

OK, serious question, don't judge me, but what is up with 7-11 having delicious tiny bean tacos??

These are awesome!

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