Miss Machete, Horror-bly Cute
@miss-machete.bsky.social
#vtuber, Horror movie fan, Magic: the Gathering player
Trans, She/They
Tell me about your favorite horror movie!
Trans, She/They
Tell me about your favorite horror movie!
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There aren't a lot of Thanksgiving horror movies, but I dug up a less-seen one for @bloody-disgusting.com
Read my thoughts on THE BONEYARD after watching.
Read my thoughts on THE BONEYARD after watching.
Hidden Holiday Horror: Thanksgiving Gets Ghastly in ‘The Boneyard’
Out of all the major holidays, horror movies tend to set themselves around Halloween or Christmas. Halloween works for obvious reasons, whereas Christmas is an easy target for subversion. So what abou...
bloody-disgusting.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There aren't a lot of Thanksgiving horror movies, but I dug up a less-seen one for @bloody-disgusting.com
Read my thoughts on THE BONEYARD after watching.
Read my thoughts on THE BONEYARD after watching.
Oh, yeah - it wasn't their wedding at the beginning. Forget the honeymoon part.
My memory has really gone to hell, lol.
My memory has really gone to hell, lol.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oh, yeah - it wasn't their wedding at the beginning. Forget the honeymoon part.
My memory has really gone to hell, lol.
My memory has really gone to hell, lol.
Hell yeah. Thanks, y'all.
You all make a horror girl very happy.
You all make a horror girl very happy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hell yeah. Thanks, y'all.
You all make a horror girl very happy.
You all make a horror girl very happy.
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Rocky Horror is the most improbable classic ever. It flopped initially, but is now the longest running cult classic ever. Most folks don't get that, ironically, camp & the absurd has to be played with total commitment & seriousness to work. The cast totally did that. Plus Tim MF Curry. In 1975 even.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Rocky Horror is the most improbable classic ever. It flopped initially, but is now the longest running cult classic ever. Most folks don't get that, ironically, camp & the absurd has to be played with total commitment & seriousness to work. The cast totally did that. Plus Tim MF Curry. In 1975 even.
Hey this is a service I also offer, if anyone wants to be chased with power tools.
Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hey this is a service I also offer, if anyone wants to be chased with power tools.
Tim Curry is less clocky than I am :^/
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Tim Curry is less clocky than I am :^/
This is true
Miss Machete not making some kind mistake on a post: Level Impossible.
Miss Machete not making some kind mistake on a post: Level Impossible.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is true
Miss Machete not making some kind mistake on a post: Level Impossible.
Miss Machete not making some kind mistake on a post: Level Impossible.
I often find myself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I often find myself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
I've only been to one big show of it and sadly the emergy was only warm. Still a blast tho.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I've only been to one big show of it and sadly the emergy was only warm. Still a blast tho.
Ah damn, you're right lol.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ah damn, you're right lol.
Ah, same.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ah, same.
Oh, that's the worst!
Hey, I was an usher. We can sweep up the rice or whatever. Its in the name of fun.
Hey, I was an usher. We can sweep up the rice or whatever. Its in the name of fun.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh, that's the worst!
Hey, I was an usher. We can sweep up the rice or whatever. Its in the name of fun.
Hey, I was an usher. We can sweep up the rice or whatever. Its in the name of fun.
I love Tim Curry in the way that sharks love blood.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I love Tim Curry in the way that sharks love blood.
And a slide to the riiiight...!
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And a slide to the riiiight...!
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It lives in my head rent free. So many hits.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It lives in my head rent free. So many hits.
I'll ask around the next Devil's Circle meeting. See if any of those guys could fix up a car.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'll ask around the next Devil's Circle meeting. See if any of those guys could fix up a car.
(Talking about RHPS cause the engagement was weirdly low on the last one. This is a test to see if Bsky has AI 'sensitivity' filtering, or whatever)
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
(Talking about RHPS cause the engagement was weirdly low on the last one. This is a test to see if Bsky has AI 'sensitivity' filtering, or whatever)
#nowwatching
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#nowwatching
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
After listening to the sound track all day, I had to rewatch it.
Brad and Janet run into trouble on their honeymoon - a flat tire, and the only place in sight is the castle of the lovely Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Don't be shy-who else loves this movie?
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Speaking of Thanksgiving movies, time to share my favorite.
It's just a jump to the left...
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)!
Maybe this speaks to me and my friends, but no holiday season is complete without it.
I also get hot when I see Janette Scott fight a triffid that spits poison and kills
It's just a jump to the left...
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)!
Maybe this speaks to me and my friends, but no holiday season is complete without it.
I also get hot when I see Janette Scott fight a triffid that spits poison and kills
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Speaking of Thanksgiving movies, time to share my favorite.
It's just a jump to the left...
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)!
Maybe this speaks to me and my friends, but no holiday season is complete without it.
I also get hot when I see Janette Scott fight a triffid that spits poison and kills
It's just a jump to the left...
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)!
Maybe this speaks to me and my friends, but no holiday season is complete without it.
I also get hot when I see Janette Scott fight a triffid that spits poison and kills
Yeah, avoiding things like soy or fermented foods is apparently surprisingly hard.
But luckily goat cheese is delicious, lol.
But luckily goat cheese is delicious, lol.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yeah, avoiding things like soy or fermented foods is apparently surprisingly hard.
But luckily goat cheese is delicious, lol.
But luckily goat cheese is delicious, lol.
Thats it, 100%.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Thats it, 100%.
And a slide to the right... 🎵😉
That and a big, meatloaf dinner.
That and a big, meatloaf dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
And a slide to the right... 🎵😉
That and a big, meatloaf dinner.
That and a big, meatloaf dinner.
That's the usual opinion, watch it on Halloween, but it has people sitting around a dinner table. Strange relatives, new partners... space aliens.
Though, I suppose a meatloaf dinner is non-traditional for Thanksgiving.
Though, I suppose a meatloaf dinner is non-traditional for Thanksgiving.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That's the usual opinion, watch it on Halloween, but it has people sitting around a dinner table. Strange relatives, new partners... space aliens.
Though, I suppose a meatloaf dinner is non-traditional for Thanksgiving.
Though, I suppose a meatloaf dinner is non-traditional for Thanksgiving.
A blessing in disguise lol.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A blessing in disguise lol.