caffeine anxiety ego death
@mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
they/he
horror | movies | horror movies | nerd stuff
trans and reproductive rights
Certified Stupid Account
horror | movies | horror movies | nerd stuff
trans and reproductive rights
Certified Stupid Account
Reposted by caffeine anxiety ego death
since i came into possession of a steamer basket i have been able to experimentally determine the upper limit on good dumplings i can eat and the results are... look, science doesn't have all the answers
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
since i came into possession of a steamer basket i have been able to experimentally determine the upper limit on good dumplings i can eat and the results are... look, science doesn't have all the answers
for a second I thought that fourth picture was a DVD or something and I was like that's sick as hell
Yep.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
for a second I thought that fourth picture was a DVD or something and I was like that's sick as hell
[I pop in my monocle and don my top hat]:
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
[I pop in my monocle and don my top hat]:
Reposted by caffeine anxiety ego death
it's too bad if these ghouls have to be in what's left of the white house we couldn't at least get another round of melania's julie taymor götterdämmerung christmas, instead it's just donny's hideous 1980s scarface death in florida style
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it's too bad if these ghouls have to be in what's left of the white house we couldn't at least get another round of melania's julie taymor götterdämmerung christmas, instead it's just donny's hideous 1980s scarface death in florida style
more relatable than ever, really
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
more relatable than ever, really
Reposted by caffeine anxiety ego death
Grok make fun of his penis, now Grok make fun of HIS penis, now Grok make fun of HIS penis and BALLS. Haha real banter with the lads, huh, guys? Yes this company party is mandatory, stop fucking asking that
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Grok make fun of his penis, now Grok make fun of HIS penis, now Grok make fun of HIS penis and BALLS. Haha real banter with the lads, huh, guys? Yes this company party is mandatory, stop fucking asking that
Say! Would you like to go see a movie?
I'm feeling fat, and sassy!
I'm feeling fat, and sassy!
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Say! Would you like to go see a movie?
I'm feeling fat, and sassy!
I'm feeling fat, and sassy!
Just when I think I'm out, I keep pulling me back in
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just when I think I'm out, I keep pulling me back in
I ain't ranking shit! It all falls short of the glory of God and that's all I have to say!
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I ain't ranking shit! It all falls short of the glory of God and that's all I have to say!
𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙍𝙉! 𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙍𝙉! 𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙍𝙉!
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙍𝙉! 𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙍𝙉! 𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙍𝙉!
The best part of my dog throwing up is having to wait for his Vomit Guarding Cycle to complete before I can initiate cleanup
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The best part of my dog throwing up is having to wait for his Vomit Guarding Cycle to complete before I can initiate cleanup
A new space opera franchise not based on any existing properties would save our culture, I believe (quietly pushing Jupiter Ascending under the bed with one foot)
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A new space opera franchise not based on any existing properties would save our culture, I believe (quietly pushing Jupiter Ascending under the bed with one foot)
Anyway here's some artwork by Alexey Gorboot
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Anyway here's some artwork by Alexey Gorboot
I am grateful in a way for the greedy, cynical mishandling of my beloved childhood media properties, because it was the push I needed to finally let all that shit go and seek out newer, more interesting things
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am grateful in a way for the greedy, cynical mishandling of my beloved childhood media properties, because it was the push I needed to finally let all that shit go and seek out newer, more interesting things
CN: Star Wars complaining, who cares, scroll past
I'm once again struck by the dark hilarity of the sequel trilogy. hey all the characters you love are back. remember when han and leia were in love? yeah they're divorced now. remember when han was a general? now he's a divorced loser oops he's dead
I'm once again struck by the dark hilarity of the sequel trilogy. hey all the characters you love are back. remember when han and leia were in love? yeah they're divorced now. remember when han was a general? now he's a divorced loser oops he's dead
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
CN: Star Wars complaining, who cares, scroll past
I'm once again struck by the dark hilarity of the sequel trilogy. hey all the characters you love are back. remember when han and leia were in love? yeah they're divorced now. remember when han was a general? now he's a divorced loser oops he's dead
I'm once again struck by the dark hilarity of the sequel trilogy. hey all the characters you love are back. remember when han and leia were in love? yeah they're divorced now. remember when han was a general? now he's a divorced loser oops he's dead
Reposted by caffeine anxiety ego death
put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
Shillboy Lobsterblouse sez "this post was organically recommended to you! dead ferret toupees now 60% off!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Shillboy Lobsterblouse sez "this post was organically recommended to you! dead ferret toupees now 60% off!"
both bucolic and terrifying, I adore it
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
both bucolic and terrifying, I adore it
That if you eject from your starfighter in WING COMMANDER III immediately upon takeoff, there's a cutscene where Blair (Mark Hamill) trudges back into the landing bay and his commanding officer rips him a new one for a couple of minutes
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That if you eject from your starfighter in WING COMMANDER III immediately upon takeoff, there's a cutscene where Blair (Mark Hamill) trudges back into the landing bay and his commanding officer rips him a new one for a couple of minutes
Reposted by caffeine anxiety ego death
You: *rips a long fart*
You: *immediately sticks your face between your legs and sniffs deeply*
You: "So anyways, here's this leftist I made up in my head for us all to get mad at..."
You: *immediately sticks your face between your legs and sniffs deeply*
You: "So anyways, here's this leftist I made up in my head for us all to get mad at..."
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
You: *rips a long fart*
You: *immediately sticks your face between your legs and sniffs deeply*
You: "So anyways, here's this leftist I made up in my head for us all to get mad at..."
You: *immediately sticks your face between your legs and sniffs deeply*
You: "So anyways, here's this leftist I made up in my head for us all to get mad at..."
Jem'Hadar 1: oh wow I am not feeling so good. I'm almost out of cum, can I have some of your cum?
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: ....your cum
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: I meant Ketracel-White--
Jem'Hadar 2: I know what you fucking meant, stop saying it like that
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: ....your cum
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: I meant Ketracel-White--
Jem'Hadar 2: I know what you fucking meant, stop saying it like that
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Jem'Hadar 1: oh wow I am not feeling so good. I'm almost out of cum, can I have some of your cum?
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: ....your cum
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: I meant Ketracel-White--
Jem'Hadar 2: I know what you fucking meant, stop saying it like that
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: ....your cum
Jem'Hadar 2:
Jem'Hadar 1: I meant Ketracel-White--
Jem'Hadar 2: I know what you fucking meant, stop saying it like that
Imagine being at a party and suddenly Elon Musk is like "gadder round everyone me phone is going to roost you" and he's pointing it at you and forcing himself to laugh as an AI voice spews le epic slurs
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Imagine being at a party and suddenly Elon Musk is like "gadder round everyone me phone is going to roost you" and he's pointing it at you and forcing himself to laugh as an AI voice spews le epic slurs
Reposted by caffeine anxiety ego death
