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Jessie

@sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social

680 followers 320 following 2.5K posts

42. Deaf. Very Gay. Sarcasm is my 1st language. Likes: gaming, fantasy, writing. Dislikes: Nazis, fascism, all -ists and -phobes.

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes you just gotta eat a bowl of mashed potatoes/gravy/corn and tater wedges for dipping.

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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 19d

🗣️THIS is the message!!

Brava, Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social!!

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 12d

He looks to be wearing some sort of waist trainer/cincher/girdle type thing under his shirt. (could also be a hernia belt)

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Merewolf Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 12d

me, a non-religious person (closes eyes): I am praying for Dolly Parton. I would like to put in a prayer for Dolly Parton. Make that lots of prayers. I would like infinity prayers for Dolly Parton. Give Dolly Parton unlimited prayers. All the prayers that have ever existed should go to Dolly Parton.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12d

Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues

Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’

Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 15d

I'm so tired of seeing people say some variation of "just gotta get through the next few years". The blinding ignorance is maddening and is exactly the attitude that put us in the position we're in all over the damn world.

Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 15d

What a fantastic evening. Enjoy!

Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 15d

Is he dead yet

Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 17d

🤤🤤🤤

Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 17d

😬 SORRY!!

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 17d

I apologize for the unintentional subliminal message 😆

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 17d

A Facebook meme: "My whole political stance pretty much boils down to "I care about other people and the planet" and wow does that make some people mad."

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 17d

Do you ever just violently crave brownies?

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 23d

Me planning my negative review already:

a woman is going to write a letter . no .

Alt: A clip from the movie White Chicks. A white woman is angry about something super trivial and says, "I'm gonna write a letter." in a threatening tone.

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 23d

That feeling when you order something desperately needed for next day delivery only to find out its been shipped USPS.

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · Sep 13

Today is my Mama's 59th birthday.

She is playing video games and wants tacos.

Age means nothing when you're young at heart. 😊

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · Sep 8

YES 😁

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · Sep 8

IT'S SO ANNOYING

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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · Sep 8

But have you had lots of tea?!

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