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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm)

@scarlettohairdye.bsky.social

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Writer of top class shenanigans. Occasional burlesque performer. Frequently exasperated. Might be twenty cats in a people suit. ScarlettStorm on Ao3. She/her

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 19h

Happy fourteenth day of Halloween! Today's look: Spooky Colorful Pumpkins. #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a two-piece t-shirt and legging set in black printed with multicolored jack-o'-lanterns in green, magenta, purple, and orange.

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 1d

Gyoza Update

Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, laying on his side in a sunbeam on a wood floor. His head is upside down and he's looking at the camera with narrowed eyes

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 1d

Look at this perfect boy

Another photo of Gyoza in a sunbeam, with his eyes closed, looking serene

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 1d

I am delighted to report that Matcha clearly has much more energy on her new all-salmon-protein diet!

...In related news, I am extremely annoyed to report that Matcha clearly has much more energy on her new all-salmon-protein diet 🙃

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 1d

Happy thirteenth day of Halloween! Today's look: Na na na na na na na na BAT SKIRT! #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a black sweatshirt printed with desert animals at night including bats and tarantulas over a purple tank top and a gray skirt printed with an assortment of flying bat silhouettes and black.

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 2d

Happy twelfth day of Halloween! Today's look: glow in the dark Halloween candy skeleton! #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a gray cardigan over an otherwise all black outfit featuring a t-shirt printed with an anatomical skeleton rib cage, where the bottom of the rib cage is filled with multicolored Halloween candy.

A picture of a glow in the dark anatomical skeleton rib cage.

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 2d

I just saw a cybertruck go by with a love seat in the back and it looks even stupider than you could possibly imagine

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 3d

Happy eleventh day of Halloween! Today's look: Halloween Candy Crop Top and Skirt, plus bonus fall adventures! #EternalHalloween

A photo collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a black raincoat open over a two-piece crop top and skirt set in black printed with Halloween candy and orange, yellow, purple, and green. She's posing in a pumpkin patch.

A pale white woman grinning delightedly at the camera while she sits on a hay bale cuddling a small gray and white rabbit.

A portrait of a pale white woman with blonde hair holding a gray and white rabbit to her chest and looking delighted about it.

A delicious looking apple fritter with one bite taken out of it.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 4d

Happy tenth day of Halloween! Today's look: Halloween Cat, with bonus actual Halloween Cat Nori! #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a black shirt printed with a cartoon cat face, bright yellow eyes, gray nose, and gray whiskers, holding a rotund black cat with yellow eyes. The resemblance is remarkable.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 4d

Oh no you've brought up a very valid point

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 5d

Happy ninth day of Halloween! Today's look: Casual Celestial Witch. #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a gray oversized t-shirt printed with a black cat in a crescent moon. The black cat has stars and planets inside of it, and the crescent moon has the moon phases in an arc above it along with stars. She's also wearing a black skirt and black leggings.

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 7d

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Japanese maple leaves in green, orange and red

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 6d

Happy eighth day of Halloween! Today's look: Jack O'Lantern Crop Top. #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing an orange crop top printed with a winking jack o'lantern face along with a black cardigan and black pants.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 7d

Happy seventh day of Halloween! Today's look: Anatomical Skelton Heart. #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a red cardigan over a black T-shirt printed with an anatomical skeleton rib cage in white and an anatomical heart in red. She's also wearing black leggings.

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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 8d

Awwwwww thank you!

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 8d

Happy sixth day of Halloween! Today's look: Ghost Cat! #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a purple t-shirt printed with a cartoon of a black cat wearing a traditional sheet ghost costume.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 8d

Every once in a while Aetna (yes, the insurance company) sends me a link asking for my feedback on a survey, and I'm like, "I truly cannot imagine what information you're hoping to receive on this, but yes I will spend ten to fifteen minutes absolutely blasting you for raising my deductible $1500."

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 8d

I think I'm up to 20 days of t-shirts with no repeats 😂

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 9d

Happy fifth day of Halloween! Today's look: Fashionable Technicolor Pumpkins. #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a 3/4 length sleeve crop top in black printed with cartoon jack-o'-lanterns in orange, purple, magenta, and green, over a calf length black dress. She's also wearing a matching headband.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 10d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10d

Happy fourth day of Halloween! Today's look: Skeleton and Ghosties. #EternalHalloween

A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a black shirt printed with a white skeleton spine and rib cage with a black cardigan printed with cartoon ghosts over the top. She's also wearing a black skirt and black leggings.

Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10d

People will tell you you're not supposed to have a favorite pet and I'll let you know right now that's a lie. Matcha is The Worst Cat, and is likely to remain so for many years.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10d

Matcha is the prettiest specialist most delicate princess in the world and she has Hurty Tummy Disease and now she gets special salmon food every day like the delicate little princess she is while she bullies her younger brother and pisses on things and bites me sometimes for not petting her right.

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10d

She also doesn't piss anywhere she likes to hang out (so far 🤞), so...

I told the family call I was going to make fun of her shaved belly after the ultrasound and my mom told me I was being mean.

Me: She deserves it!!! She's a jerk!
Mom: Crystal's agreeing with you?
Crystal: [nodding emphatically]

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