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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️
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Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · Jan 20
if anyone needs me I'll be here
A road sign that reads "entering Sappho"
thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
I'm like the opposite of a workaholic, I'm work straight edge
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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katrafiy.bsky.social
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
Nori update
Nori, a large black cat with yellow eyes and a white spot on his chest, lies on the top tier of a cat tree with one back leg and his tail dangling casually over the side.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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chutson99.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
I have two things I would really like people to internalize about the fashion industry/garment manufacturing, and they are:

1. Mass manufactured clothes are only ever intended to fit "good enough," and;

2. Everything you wear was made by actual human people.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social
we can milk it a second time too!
reappearing in 60 cities in December
linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
Nori update AND Gyoza update
Two cats sitting on a kitchen floor, both very close to the same size, stacked right begins each other and sitting in almost exactly the same position. Nori, the leftmost cat, is all black with yellow eyes and a white spot on his chest. Gyoza, the rightmost cat, is a gray tabby with a white chin and chest.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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es.nitrobear.gay
pupy
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
Angel's Egg boldly answers the question "what if a short film was 71 minutes long"
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
We saw Angel's Egg tonight and the person who introduced it at the theater described the plot as "well, there's a girl who has an egg... and there's a guy... and it's kinda just vibes"

and yes that is a 100% accurate synopsis
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
We saw Angel's Egg tonight and the person who introduced it at the theater described the plot as "well, there's a girl who has an egg... and there's a guy... and it's kinda just vibes"

and yes that is a 100% accurate synopsis
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
CITIZENS OF SEATTLE:

I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!

www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
A poster for Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a burlesque show on December 6th at the Youngstown Cultural Arts Center in West Seattle. The poster has a very sexy photo of me in bisexual lighting
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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halkyardo.bsky.social
new shape
My black cat Cinder making a very weird shape and face
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
I also posted this image after he replied with chatgpt's response to my correction
A meme that says: all robot & computers must shut the hell up, to all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to And I will never speak to you I am a divine being: you are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
Decided to play Scrandle today and was presented with a truly incredible pair of images
Scrandle, a game where you try to guess which of the two stadium foods is most highly rated by other players. In this round, the top image is an oyster on the half shell at an Italian stadium, listed as "free oysters". The bottom image is the smallest fucking hot dog I've ever seen on a bun at least twice the size of the meat, available in England for £3.00
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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loki.moe
someone left a big wooden horse at the gates to my city??? woah! free horse, said i.
and now a bunch of hunks are streaming out of the horse??? woah!! free hunks!!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
Decided to play Scrandle today and was presented with a truly incredible pair of images
Scrandle, a game where you try to guess which of the two stadium foods is most highly rated by other players. In this round, the top image is an oyster on the half shell at an Italian stadium, listed as "free oysters". The bottom image is the smallest fucking hot dog I've ever seen on a bun at least twice the size of the meat, available in England for £3.00
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
hey buddy what's going on with your front legs there
Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, sitting on a wood floor with his front feet pointed sideways for some reason. He has a blank look on his face, as usual
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
Gyoza update
Gyoza, a large gray tabby cat with a white bib and white socks, sits on top of a vertical cat scratcher. The cat scratcher does not have a perch. He has crammed his entire body on to the 6x6 inch square top of the thing.
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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jucikadaily.bsky.social
"Jucika is cold" We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney removal, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and needs as much support as possible, any bit helps, please consider sharing or supporting, the link is in the post below
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
wow there they are, all my favorite brands
An ad that says "available at your favorite brands" and lists Uber, Anthropologie, and OpenAI
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
hey buddy what's going on with your front legs there
Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, sitting on a wood floor with his front feet pointed sideways for some reason. He has a blank look on his face, as usual
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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emotion-engine.bsky.social
Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
idolismj.yase.world ☆「ＹＡＳＥ」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 6d
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
Michael Jackson walking up the stairs during the Smooth Criminal music video, a massive warehouse window is to his left blasting him with a soft blue light A man in the Smooth Criminal music video snaps a pool cue over his knee. In the background there is a warehouse window almost radiating with how powerful the soft blue light is
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
So glad I finally got to see Lucius live, really fun stage show and what a treat to hear their vocals in person
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM