Jess Schomberg
@schomj.bsky.social
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Librarian, disability, union member 🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Contact info and various socials: https://linktr.ee/schomj
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schomj.bsky.social
Next up is the beef expanding because someone favorites a sub-skeet related to it without realizing that it's a sub-skeet because the text is vague enough to be read multiple ways
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ajijaakwe.bsky.social
I do not expect this fascist colonizer government to care, but it's pathetic that I had to find out about this via a skeet at 1 AM because no one ELSE is covering it, either.

If anyone has Indigenous GFMs & relief efforts to link, I'll promote them.
newseye.bsky.social
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
schomj.bsky.social
It feels straight Malthusian eugenics to me, but of the rhetorical coercion sort rather than the physical force version
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jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
portland continues to serve up a protest that confuses the feds and totally disrupts the false narrative they're pushing via propaganda channels...
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ouij.bsky.social
The fact that protests now feature people who don’t normally have to worry about what might happen to them in an adverse encounter with security forces is a HUGE DEAL.

It means that the “real” victims don’t have to suffer alone. It means that some people care about something more than themselves
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Someone in my mentions is upset because these people haven’t suffered the worst at ICE’s hands and therefore they shouldn’t be praised for being out on the streets?

Yeah, no. To push back on these people we need everyone — especially those with relative privilege — to get up and get involved.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Portland, you magnificent weirdos
schomj.bsky.social
You can also reduce mental effort and increase engagement by having students color in worksheets with crayons
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
This is how a $45 shirt becomes $90 and then $180. This 2x multiplying through the chain is called keystone pricing.

So why can't the brand just sell it to a consumer for $90, cutting out the retail markup? Because if they become a retailer, they will need to raise prices to cover their new costs.
A clothing store with suits on the rack and bags on the shelf.
schomj.bsky.social
@sparklebeam.bsky.social I couldn't find many short quotes to post because she's more prone to 2-pagers than 1-liners, but here's one!
TRICKSTER DRIFT

Page 369

Just to hear something other than his own bones crunching, he sang "Someday," one of his favourite songs after he'`d broken up with Sarah.

*Stop it," the cannibalistic [redacted] said. "No Nickelback!"

"Or what?  You'll eat me?" Jared said.  Jared couldn't remember all the words, but he sang the bits that he could remember over and over, out of sequence, heartfelt, earnest. Cannibal [redacted] threw his foot at him. It sailed through his non-corporeal body. She furiously mojoed his body back together and shoved him back in it so she could strangle him.

"Stop singing!" she screamed, her hands wrapping around his throat, throttling him like the brainless chicken she thought he
was.

Jared sang louder.
schomj.bsky.social
I tried to get a Mandarin pronunciation of a fairly common (romanized) name and it was the most white midwestern wrongness

(My Chinese skills are almost nil but I know enough to know you don't pronounce C like /ka/)
schomj.bsky.social
Remember when you could go online and fairly easily find accurate pronunciations for so many words? Alas, those days are gone.

(AI slop ruining things once again.)
schomj.bsky.social
The transitition from peds to 18+ care remains one of the worst part of adulthood to me. I absolutely believe your theory about this!
schomj.bsky.social
me: maybe I should learn more about my heritage

news: paleolithic German death pit: captives and cannibals!

me: or you know I could do other things instead
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cait.bsky.social
I really recommend browsing a reddit called "Is this AI?" for this purpose. people post questionable images and commenters weigh in on their validity, but are required to provide specifics as to their reasoning. once you start seeing the signs, it gets easier and easier over time
schomj.bsky.social
I went to diabetes camp as a kid and one year we staged at the rich kids' camp before a canoe trip and they had a strong no-soap culture that remains wild to me to this day

(The next year the state mandated that they had to stop telling children not to bathe)
schomj.bsky.social
I wish there was a meaningful way to report an add for off-putting gAI art. If you want to use Anne Hathaway fan-art to sell your scammy investment whatever, commission it.

(Also ngl it gives "too broke to pay an artist" which seems like an odd choice for investment folks to lean into 🤷)
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rincewind.run
they are clearly trying to terrify everyone out of showing up to the No Kings protest and I simply do not think it is going to work

see you all there
atrupar.com
Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."
schomj.bsky.social
so has anyone created a "things that RFK thinks cause autism" bingo card yet?
schomj.bsky.social
That's how I read it too. Sipping lets you really experience the beauty, I don't think this is a flavor that does well when gulped.
schomj.bsky.social
And that maybe they'll get to the point where they know enough about a topic to be able to tell accurate from weird at a glance but since they're still learning, they're not there yet

(I tried to lean really hard against the shaming and Thou Shall Not approach, which is I think all they're getting)