Luigi de Guzman
@ouij.bsky.social
Professional pedant. Jeopardist.
Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak.
Hates: Fascism
Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting
https://ouij.wordpress.com/
Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak.
Hates: Fascism
Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting
https://ouij.wordpress.com/
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Luigi de Guzman
@ouij.bsky.social
· Sep 10
Because I could not stop to Chat—
They made Chat GPT—
The Internet was but Ourselves—
Endless Vapidity.
They made Chat GPT—
The Internet was but Ourselves—
Endless Vapidity.
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Los Angeles is still under siege thelalocal.org/neighborhood...
Rapid response teams say they need more support on the Eastside
Volunteer organizers say the pace of immigration enforcement has led to burnout, even as they continue to mobilize to protect families.
thelalocal.org
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Los Angeles is still under siege thelalocal.org/neighborhood...
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I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.
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Watching Part 2 of the Mel Brooks documentary and the "the peasants are revolting/you said it, they stink on ice" joke from "History of the World" just jumped off the top rope and flattened my ass. That movie is so goddamn underrated.
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Watching Part 2 of the Mel Brooks documentary and the "the peasants are revolting/you said it, they stink on ice" joke from "History of the World" just jumped off the top rope and flattened my ass. That movie is so goddamn underrated.
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Entire administration of Content Goblins top to bottom. You would think people who are so neurotic about How Things Look would do less obviously bad things!
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Entire administration of Content Goblins top to bottom. You would think people who are so neurotic about How Things Look would do less obviously bad things!
USA is going to win the World Cup because of a boycott, lol
I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
USA is going to win the World Cup because of a boycott, lol
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
every time I see DAZN my brain reads it as D'AZN (the asian)
January 23, 2026 at 5:36 PM
every time I see DAZN my brain reads it as D'AZN (the asian)
When unaccompanied children arrive at the southern border seeking shelter from abuse or exploitation, the border patrol puts them in detention facilities the kids call “hieleras”: ice boxes.
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
When unaccompanied children arrive at the southern border seeking shelter from abuse or exploitation, the border patrol puts them in detention facilities the kids call “hieleras”: ice boxes.
I’m begging one news photographer to get the camera angle that shows the box this guy has got to stand on to look this way at a lectern
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I’m begging one news photographer to get the camera angle that shows the box this guy has got to stand on to look this way at a lectern
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Mass media and mass education treats immigration as a thing that happened in Ellis Island for one unit after the Civil War and never happened again.
Most Americans think the immigration system is something like Feivel from “An American Tale” or Cousin Balki from “Perfect Strangers.”
Most Americans think the immigration system is something like Feivel from “An American Tale” or Cousin Balki from “Perfect Strangers.”
it should generally be understood by pundits and lawmakers that the larger populace believes there is some accessible legal path for immigrants that requires them to line up outside the country for processing
like an Ellis Island situation, and people are "skipping the line" by crossing the border
like an Ellis Island situation, and people are "skipping the line" by crossing the border
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Mass media and mass education treats immigration as a thing that happened in Ellis Island for one unit after the Civil War and never happened again.
Most Americans think the immigration system is something like Feivel from “An American Tale” or Cousin Balki from “Perfect Strangers.”
Most Americans think the immigration system is something like Feivel from “An American Tale” or Cousin Balki from “Perfect Strangers.”
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Think about what it means to say you previously thought someone forwent an easy legal path to do something illegal instead. It means you just assumed a whole class of people are irredeemably depraved, when it was really that you were underinformed of the law.
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Think about what it means to say you previously thought someone forwent an easy legal path to do something illegal instead. It means you just assumed a whole class of people are irredeemably depraved, when it was really that you were underinformed of the law.
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Something lost on JD Vance—and much of the news media—is that no legal or other reason existed to arrest the 5-year-old child’s father either. Not even the administration has articulated any reason to cage people while their asylum or other cases are proceeding.
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Something lost on JD Vance—and much of the news media—is that no legal or other reason existed to arrest the 5-year-old child’s father either. Not even the administration has articulated any reason to cage people while their asylum or other cases are proceeding.
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Are 'Jeopardy!' contestants really that clueless about sports? defector.com/are-jeopardy...
Are 'Jeopardy!' Contestants Really That Bad At Questions About Sports? | Defector
There’s a stereotype about Jeopardy! contestants: They can name the stars of 18th-century operas, but not the starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. It comes up again and again and again and…
defector.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Are 'Jeopardy!' contestants really that clueless about sports? defector.com/are-jeopardy...
the fun thing is going to be when they take Screech's curly W flag away and replace it with a plain white flag he can wave as the Nats challenge the White Sox and Cleveland Spiders in pursuit of the worst major league season of all time
We have acquired SS Gavin Fien, SS Devin Fitz-Gerald, RHP Alejandro Rosario, OF Yeremy Cabrera and 1B Abimelec Ortiz from the Texas Rangers in exchange for LHP MacKenzie Gore.
→ https://bit.ly/goretrade
→ https://bit.ly/goretrade
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
the fun thing is going to be when they take Screech's curly W flag away and replace it with a plain white flag he can wave as the Nats challenge the White Sox and Cleveland Spiders in pursuit of the worst major league season of all time
We go live to @nextyeardc.com examining the direction of the Bobson DugNats
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We go live to @nextyeardc.com examining the direction of the Bobson DugNats
Now Playing: Ozomatli, "Who Discovered America?" (Live at the Fillmore) youtu.be/jdfVWO2sBCg?...
[Who Discovered] America? (Live At The Filmore)
YouTube video by Ozomatli - Topic
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Now Playing: Ozomatli, "Who Discovered America?" (Live at the Fillmore) youtu.be/jdfVWO2sBCg?...
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Amy Klobuchar and her husband were taking selfies at a Minnesota high school hockey game a day before announcing her gubernatorial run, while masked federal agents abducted a 5-year-old from school to use him as bait to detain his parents and launched clouds of chemicals into neighborhoods
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Amy Klobuchar and her husband were taking selfies at a Minnesota high school hockey game a day before announcing her gubernatorial run, while masked federal agents abducted a 5-year-old from school to use him as bait to detain his parents and launched clouds of chemicals into neighborhoods
it looks like one of those binkies on lanyards you give to a toddler
We've updated our running catalogue of Trump 2.0's cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes. The total now stands at 637 since he returned to office.
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: December 2025: Atrocities 581- 637
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...
buff.ly
January 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
it looks like one of those binkies on lanyards you give to a toddler
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The only thing that cures a rebuild is more rebuilding. Rebuilding cannot be failed. Rebuilding can only be rebuilt.
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The only thing that cures a rebuild is more rebuilding. Rebuilding cannot be failed. Rebuilding can only be rebuilt.
My House member is talking about real stuff and my senator @markwarner.bsky.social is on autopilot talking about groceries. Truly a land of contrasts
ICE and CBP are spending taxpayer dollars to terrorize our cities. We absolutely cannot continue to fund this lawlessness.
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My House member is talking about real stuff and my senator @markwarner.bsky.social is on autopilot talking about groceries. Truly a land of contrasts
Back in ‘08 and ‘09 there was at least some hope that Someday things would be better.
They got better. We had a glorious decade.
Then old man Lerner died and the committee of kids just didn’t care about baseball any more
They got better. We had a glorious decade.
Then old man Lerner died and the committee of kids just didn’t care about baseball any more
This is what gets me here. Even if you think this is a good return, what does it say to your fans that you're not even going to attempt to try with the guys you traded for Juan Soto
Considering how old all of these guys are I certainly would expect the Nats to try at all for the next couple years
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Back in ‘08 and ‘09 there was at least some hope that Someday things would be better.
They got better. We had a glorious decade.
Then old man Lerner died and the committee of kids just didn’t care about baseball any more
They got better. We had a glorious decade.
Then old man Lerner died and the committee of kids just didn’t care about baseball any more
The Bobson DugNats
Nationals have traded MacKenzie Gore to the Rangers, source confirms. Five prospects, including SS Gavin Fien (2025 1st round pick) coming to Nats in deal for lefty, who has two years of club control left. (@jonheyman.bsky.social was first to report)
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The Bobson DugNats
Scheduled post on the price of crudites
Donald Trump ran on lowering costs, but has spent his first year firing up trade wars that make all of our costs go way, way up.
January 22, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Scheduled post on the price of crudites