Grumpy D Kelson
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You should have listened to me. And now there’re even more important things to worry about.
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Are you kidding me?
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Are you kidding me?
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Guillermo del Toro’s Boudu Saved from Drowning
Guillermo del Toro’s Liar Liar
Guillermo del Toro’s The Carey Treatment
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Boudu Saved from Drowning
Guillermo del Toro’s The Carey Treatment
Guillermo del Toro's Wings of Desire
Guillermo del Toro's Mac N' Me
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s The Carey Treatment
Are you kidding me?
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Are you kidding me?
Some enterprising fellow should send all these folks Obamaphones.
People paid $500 in June for the Trump mobile phone, and the phone is still nowhere to be found. Guess it’s on the same truck as his healthcare plan.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Some enterprising fellow should send all these folks Obamaphones.
Look, nobody should pretend that statistics on the average number of heartbeats in a mammalian lifetime haven't been bouncing around the internet.
The logical conclusion is that if one makes it stop beating altogether then one can bank all the rest of the them for later.
The logical conclusion is that if one makes it stop beating altogether then one can bank all the rest of the them for later.
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Look, nobody should pretend that statistics on the average number of heartbeats in a mammalian lifetime haven't been bouncing around the internet.
The logical conclusion is that if one makes it stop beating altogether then one can bank all the rest of the them for later.
The logical conclusion is that if one makes it stop beating altogether then one can bank all the rest of the them for later.
The whole damn country is a bunch of six year olds who hVe to have that whole "facts" vs "feelings" thing explained to them again.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The whole damn country is a bunch of six year olds who hVe to have that whole "facts" vs "feelings" thing explained to them again.
this is the kind of nonsense from someone who thinks the only form of poker is texas hold 'em (which is the form of poker we outgrew when we were 12 years old).
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
this is the kind of nonsense from someone who thinks the only form of poker is texas hold 'em (which is the form of poker we outgrew when we were 12 years old).
I LOVED THIS MOVIE AS A SMALL CHILD AS MAY TIMES AS I COULD SEE IT ON TV.
To this day I still have images and sounds from it seared in my brain.
Glorious. Just glorious.
To this day I still have images and sounds from it seared in my brain.
Glorious. Just glorious.
yes, yes, Quatermass and the Pit, I know
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I LOVED THIS MOVIE AS A SMALL CHILD AS MAY TIMES AS I COULD SEE IT ON TV.
To this day I still have images and sounds from it seared in my brain.
Glorious. Just glorious.
To this day I still have images and sounds from it seared in my brain.
Glorious. Just glorious.
Well when it is/was made before the advent of corn syrup it was way more than 12...
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Well when it is/was made before the advent of corn syrup it was way more than 12...
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U.S. District Judge Sunshine Sykes (Navajo) is the 4th active Native American Article III judge in the nation, and the 7th Native federal judge ever appointed.
Sykes being in a position to rule on how the law distinguishes between existing U.S. residents and new arrivals is kinda interesting.
Sykes being in a position to rule on how the law distinguishes between existing U.S. residents and new arrivals is kinda interesting.
US judge orders Trump administration to provide bond hearings to detained migrants reut.rs/4ipPTRZ
US judge orders Trump administration to provide bond hearings to detained migrants
A federal judge on Tuesday ruled that President Donald Trump's administration cannot impose mandatory detention on thousands of migrants held by U.S. immigration authorities without first giving them an opportunity to seek release on bond.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
U.S. District Judge Sunshine Sykes (Navajo) is the 4th active Native American Article III judge in the nation, and the 7th Native federal judge ever appointed.
Sykes being in a position to rule on how the law distinguishes between existing U.S. residents and new arrivals is kinda interesting.
Sykes being in a position to rule on how the law distinguishes between existing U.S. residents and new arrivals is kinda interesting.
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At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
Dear Ea-nāṣir,
The shoes you delivered to my servant Nanni were substandard as you can see in this picture of me trying to wear them.
The shoes you delivered to my servant Nanni were substandard as you can see in this picture of me trying to wear them.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dear Ea-nāṣir,
The shoes you delivered to my servant Nanni were substandard as you can see in this picture of me trying to wear them.
The shoes you delivered to my servant Nanni were substandard as you can see in this picture of me trying to wear them.
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Anyone else read this and want to come to the defense of ancient Mesopotamia?
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Anyone else read this and want to come to the defense of ancient Mesopotamia?
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
The real pie deal is that pie is better than cake. And if it's a choice between mediocre pie and mediocre cake the choice is obviously for the mediocre pie.
i have no pie ranking — i like all pie — but i will say that my sweet potato pie once won an award
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The real pie deal is that pie is better than cake. And if it's a choice between mediocre pie and mediocre cake the choice is obviously for the mediocre pie.
On what planet is "mln" a thing?
Is that meant to be $39 minimum?
Is that meant to be $39 minimum?
Beyond Meat owes $39 mln for violating 'plant-based' trademark, jury says reut.rs/4pAOFG0
Beyond Meat owes $39 mln for violating 'plant-based' trademark, jury says
Meat-alternative food company Beyond Meat owes rival Vegadelphia Foods $38.9 million for infringing a Vegadelphia trademark covering the phrase "Where Great Taste Is Plant-Based," a Massachusetts jury has determined.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
On what planet is "mln" a thing?
Is that meant to be $39 minimum?
Is that meant to be $39 minimum?
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
I'm old enough to remember being taught that "Capitalism" means optimal resource allocation. Like... *definitionally*.
Doh.
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-s...
Doh.
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-s...
The Surreal Madness of the AI Boom
TPM Reader EB emailed today to tell me something that hadn’t come...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm old enough to remember being taught that "Capitalism" means optimal resource allocation. Like... *definitionally*.
Doh.
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-s...
Doh.
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-s...
And *we're* the ones in a bubble...
ah yes, the people yearn for the dersh
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
And *we're* the ones in a bubble...
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
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A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.