Grumpy D Kelson
@grumpykelson.myatproto.social
You should have listened to me about galaxy growth and structure formation. But now, there are way more important things to worry about.
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When we needed a new doorbell my husband did a lot of research to find *any* door camera that didn’t upload video to a cloud/server. The only one he found was Eufy. Thus far, it’s been fantastic.
Video files are downloaded to your computer and can be erased (or auto erased) by you.
Video files are downloaded to your computer and can be erased (or auto erased) by you.
🚨Time to unplug that Ring camera.
techcrunch.com/2025/10/16/a...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/16/a...
Amazon's Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police | TechCrunch
Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."
techcrunch.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
When we needed a new doorbell my husband did a lot of research to find *any* door camera that didn’t upload video to a cloud/server. The only one he found was Eufy. Thus far, it’s been fantastic.
Video files are downloaded to your computer and can be erased (or auto erased) by you.
Video files are downloaded to your computer and can be erased (or auto erased) by you.
Since tomorrow is the memorial service I thought I would resurface this as I—and a bunch of others—are deep in the feels.
Here's what another person online wrote about my dear, dear friend about 15 yrs ago.
Here's what another person online wrote about my dear, dear friend about 15 yrs ago.
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Since tomorrow is the memorial service I thought I would resurface this as I—and a bunch of others—are deep in the feels.
Here's what another person online wrote about my dear, dear friend about 15 yrs ago.
Here's what another person online wrote about my dear, dear friend about 15 yrs ago.
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The eternal question about this regime: ignoramuses, or liars? For starters, Sarah Palin's family in Alaska went to Canada for medical care. Also: www.cbsnews.com/news/sarah-p... and www.forbes.com/sites/geoffw... and www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The eternal question about this regime: ignoramuses, or liars? For starters, Sarah Palin's family in Alaska went to Canada for medical care. Also: www.cbsnews.com/news/sarah-p... and www.forbes.com/sites/geoffw... and www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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“Put the ladies on a conveyor belt. It’s just like candling eggs, no biggie.”
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
January 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
“Put the ladies on a conveyor belt. It’s just like candling eggs, no biggie.”
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Democracy dies in darkness.
Every journalist raising their hands subsequent to that outburst from Leavitt should be asking the same question as the reporter being traduced.
#Journalism
Every journalist raising their hands subsequent to that outburst from Leavitt should be asking the same question as the reporter being traduced.
#Journalism
Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent.
Leavitt: Why was she killed?
Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
Leavitt: Why was she killed?
Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Democracy dies in darkness.
Every journalist raising their hands subsequent to that outburst from Leavitt should be asking the same question as the reporter being traduced.
#Journalism
Every journalist raising their hands subsequent to that outburst from Leavitt should be asking the same question as the reporter being traduced.
#Journalism
Part Infinity of No Astronomical Meetings Should Be Held That Involve Travel, Domestic or Otherwise
It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Part Infinity of No Astronomical Meetings Should Be Held That Involve Travel, Domestic or Otherwise
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The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
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Kevin is right -- holy hell! -- but among many other things, this obit demonstrates the possible price of resistance.
Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Kevin is right -- holy hell! -- but among many other things, this obit demonstrates the possible price of resistance.
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My dude, the Baileys are in the streets, protecting their neighbors.
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My dude, the Baileys are in the streets, protecting their neighbors.
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Same shit he's been promising since 2016. www.abc15.com/news/nationa...
President Trump calls on Congress to pass 'Great Healthcare Plan'
President Trump is calling on Congress to pass what he's calling the Great Healthcare Plan, which aims to make more drugs available over the counter, and lower drug prices and insurance premiums.
www.abc15.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Same shit he's been promising since 2016. www.abc15.com/news/nationa...
This isn't even an opposition party message.
The White House "says" it's tackling affordability by getting rid of 100M people.
Opposition isn't "you haven't made things affordable yet" it's "what the fuck you fucking nazis"
The White House "says" it's tackling affordability by getting rid of 100M people.
Opposition isn't "you haven't made things affordable yet" it's "what the fuck you fucking nazis"
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
This isn't even an opposition party message.
The White House "says" it's tackling affordability by getting rid of 100M people.
Opposition isn't "you haven't made things affordable yet" it's "what the fuck you fucking nazis"
The White House "says" it's tackling affordability by getting rid of 100M people.
Opposition isn't "you haven't made things affordable yet" it's "what the fuck you fucking nazis"
very real thread for all the doomers
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
very real thread for all the doomers
Could they deploy to the White House?
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Could they deploy to the White House?
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A thing that is just a constant annoyance to me is that a huge theme of The Western Canon is welcoming strangers into your home.
Like, the entire Odyssey is just a series of dudes telling Odysseus and Telemachus "I am obligated to feed and shelter you for three days before you tell me who you are."
Like, the entire Odyssey is just a series of dudes telling Odysseus and Telemachus "I am obligated to feed and shelter you for three days before you tell me who you are."
“Psychologically Western.” In the Gilded Age, America’s elite embraced the pseudoscience of eugenics to justify their own sense of superiority and provide backing for racist and anti-immigrant policies. Pretty rich for Musk and his internet-broken brain to be judging the psyches of others.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
A thing that is just a constant annoyance to me is that a huge theme of The Western Canon is welcoming strangers into your home.
Like, the entire Odyssey is just a series of dudes telling Odysseus and Telemachus "I am obligated to feed and shelter you for three days before you tell me who you are."
Like, the entire Odyssey is just a series of dudes telling Odysseus and Telemachus "I am obligated to feed and shelter you for three days before you tell me who you are."
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A bonus cartoon for the excessively online, at @flaminghydra.com, a collective of brilliant writers that I am humbled to have been invited to join.
TODAY: An ABSOLUTELY FREE edition, where we introduce our new contributor, freaking @tomtomorrow.bsky.social! The man himself! flaminghydra.com/famous-meme-...
FAMOUS MEME Comics
You may riff in the comments
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January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
A bonus cartoon for the excessively online, at @flaminghydra.com, a collective of brilliant writers that I am humbled to have been invited to join.
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On her way to a doctor's appointment she's been made late for, and she tells them as they're bundling her into the back of the SUV that she's sorry and that it takes her extra time to process commands because she's autistic.
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
On her way to a doctor's appointment she's been made late for, and she tells them as they're bundling her into the back of the SUV that she's sorry and that it takes her extra time to process commands because she's autistic.
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Illustrating it with a woman who is clearly terrified, not angry, says a lot about the writer’s ability to experience empathy at all
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Illustrating it with a woman who is clearly terrified, not angry, says a lot about the writer’s ability to experience empathy at all
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You can't make this shit up. ICE recruitment used AI tools to sort applicants based on experience with law enforcement but fucked it up by including everyone who used the word "officer" in their application as "law enforcement officers"... who didn't require training.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
You can't make this shit up. ICE recruitment used AI tools to sort applicants based on experience with law enforcement but fucked it up by including everyone who used the word "officer" in their application as "law enforcement officers"... who didn't require training.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
I reserved a rental car online but now I am wondering how I am going to get in and out of it.
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I reserved a rental car online but now I am wondering how I am going to get in and out of it.
I did nazi this coming
US higher education was a crown jewel, generating knowledge, wealth, prestige, and power unrivaled by anyone.
And the US is throwing it away, because Americans elected a govt ideologically opposed to truth, science, merit, and racial/gender equality, preferring to weaken the country to reduce that.
And the US is throwing it away, because Americans elected a govt ideologically opposed to truth, science, merit, and racial/gender equality, preferring to weaken the country to reduce that.
Chinese Universities Surge in Global Rankings as U.S. Schools Slip
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I did nazi this coming
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
If you make it a graph it must be science!
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If you make it a graph it must be science!
I guess that to fight on behalf of toxic masculinity one has to conjure a supposed opposite?
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I guess that to fight on behalf of toxic masculinity one has to conjure a supposed opposite?
The ICE entrance exam asks about this exact scenario:
You are on your way to a bad hombre and you send 6 kids to the hospital. Is this:
(a) Zero Kavanaugh Stops because you didn't arrest anyone
(b) A single Kavanaugh Stop because it was one car
(c) Seven Kavanaugh Stops, otherwise known as "Bingo"
You are on your way to a bad hombre and you send 6 kids to the hospital. Is this:
(a) Zero Kavanaugh Stops because you didn't arrest anyone
(b) A single Kavanaugh Stop because it was one car
(c) Seven Kavanaugh Stops, otherwise known as "Bingo"
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The ICE entrance exam asks about this exact scenario:
You are on your way to a bad hombre and you send 6 kids to the hospital. Is this:
(a) Zero Kavanaugh Stops because you didn't arrest anyone
(b) A single Kavanaugh Stop because it was one car
(c) Seven Kavanaugh Stops, otherwise known as "Bingo"
You are on your way to a bad hombre and you send 6 kids to the hospital. Is this:
(a) Zero Kavanaugh Stops because you didn't arrest anyone
(b) A single Kavanaugh Stop because it was one car
(c) Seven Kavanaugh Stops, otherwise known as "Bingo"