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grumpykelson.myatproto.social
Grumpy D Kelson
@grumpykelson.myatproto.social
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You should have listened to me about galaxy growth and structure formation. But now, there are way more important things to worry about.
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What the shit
a captcha asking to select all squares with motorcycles where there are zero motorcycles in the picture
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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As for our goofball, I cannot take any credit. And I wasn't even the one who picked him out; @rachelpowers.myatproto.social found him at the pound.
Goofy Cosmo trying to look regal.
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Cleavon Little holding himself hostage until he gets Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Since tomorrow is the memorial service I thought I would resurface this as I—and a bunch of others—are deep in the feels.

Here's what another person online wrote about my dear, dear friend about 15 yrs ago.
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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I reserved a rental car online but now I am wondering how I am going to get in and out of it.
The description of the rental car says it has NaN doors.
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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If you make it a graph it must be science!
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Three guesses how you get a dog like this.
The metamorphosizing dog in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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jesus christ.
Federal agents seemed conflicted on how to proceed. “I refuse to have us videotaped throwing someone to the ground while they have a child in their hands,” one ICE agent told a police officer at the scene. But after more than an hour, agents held down Zapata Rivera’s arms. One, who Zapata Rivera’s lawyer says wore a baseball cap reading “Ne Quis Effugiat” — Latin for “So That None Will Escape” — pressed his thumbs into the arteries on Zapata Rivera’s neck. The young man then appeared to pass out as bystanders screamed. The technique is known as a carotid restraint. The two carotid arteries carry 70% of the brain’s blood flow; block them, and a person can quickly lose consciousness. The tactic can cause strokes, seizures, brain damage — and death. “Even milliseconds or seconds of interrupted blood flow to the brain can have serious consequences,” Dr. Altaf Saadi, a neurologist and associate professor at Harvard Medical School, told us. Saadi said she couldn’t comment on specific cases, “but there is no amount of training or method of applying pressure on the neck that is foolproof in terms of avoiding neurologic damage.” In a bystander video of Zapata Rivera’s arrest, his eyes roll back in his head and he suffers an apparent seizure, convulsing so violently that his daughter, seated in his lap, shakes with him.
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
Yup. It's a Deusenberg.
January 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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What a beautiful night in Long Beach.
Suspension bridge!
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Anti-ICE protest at Long Beach City Hall is cooking!
#Indisible #IndivisbleLB
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Corollary: "Gmail Users Now Charged To Avoid These Three AI Features"
A macrumours post saying "Gmail Users Can Now Use These Three AI Features Without Paying"
January 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Jesus these guys make good bread.
A business card from Hey Brother Baker in Long Beach
January 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Dear @postopinions.bsky.social

The question is answered by the headline.
WashPost headline for an opinion piece: "Why your McMansion is making you miserable"
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Why is Keurig coffee always so bad?
Man standing up to expound on something controversial
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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grumpy spelled out with geography in landsat image sections
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Thank the maker.
Fucking finally got the 45x45 puzzle done.
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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So.... if I eat enough banana cake... then... can I become... a superhero?
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Well that came out fucking great!
Grumpy made banana cake yesterday with a cream cheese frosting.
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Where is Sir Mix-a-lot when you need him?
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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How is it that this was twenty fucking years ago today, @rachelpowers.myatproto.social ?
Isaac getting his head scrubbed after the eject button had been pushed on this day in 2005.
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Obi Wan saying “Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time”
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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As American as apple pie.
The horrific packing of human beings in the middle passage of the profit-maximizing enslavement economy.
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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it's clearly Farfalle if it's from a great height otherwise it is called Notsofarafalle.
Farfalle pasta from Trader Joe's
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM