Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD
@drwambsgans.bsky.social
Community psychologist cosplaying as a financial risk analyst. Leslie Knope coded. Love, in no particular order: Pokémon, DBZ, Pride & Prejudice, ATLA, USPS & the Census, the Columbia River, & Star Trek. She/her
Jerry said he was proud of me on 2025-01-09
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This is my Pride & Prejudice Thoughts™️ thread, where I put all my P&P thoughts that I no longer want to keep in my head. I will put chapters when relevant, but my Thoughts™️ will be in no particular order. I will post here wherever thoughts come to me, so there probably won’t be an end.
I get fully re-creeped out every time I see this picture.
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I get fully re-creeped out every time I see this picture.
This is news you can use.
"It takes planning to make sure you have at least a liter of soapy water mixture with you when you're going to a protest... leaving your house for any reason whatsoever, even just sitting quietly in your home... any place where you might conceivably be pepper sprayed in the United States."
#Pinks
#Pinks
What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed
YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken
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February 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This is news you can use.
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I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself
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ICE wearing body cameras simply means we'll see video of somebody getting shot from extra angles
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
ICE wearing body cameras simply means we'll see video of somebody getting shot from extra angles
Same. Can’t be real.
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Same. Can’t be real.
(I know narwhals are real, but I don’t believe it).
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
(I know narwhals are real, but I don’t believe it).
And I believe that narwhals aren’t real. We’re both wrong, dipshit.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
And I believe that narwhals aren’t real. We’re both wrong, dipshit.
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Anyway, if you want a tiny enchanted cottage designed by me on a corner lot with an amazing garden, uh, I'll have one for sale this summer.
IDK, maybe it's good that my mom keeps pissing me off by implying my kids are no fun to hang out with anymore and that I'm a bisexual whore because then I won't actually care that she's decided to follow my sister to Oregon even though we FUCKING BOUGHT HER A HOUSE HERE.
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Anyway, if you want a tiny enchanted cottage designed by me on a corner lot with an amazing garden, uh, I'll have one for sale this summer.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Tom is going to be less than pleased but I am elated. So thank you!
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Tom is going to be less than pleased but I am elated. So thank you!
Omg that’s awful. You deserve better than this.
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Omg that’s awful. You deserve better than this.
I may or may not just have bought this.
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I may or may not just have bought this.
Alligators have a more rounded nose/mouth and the crocodile has a more pointed one.
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Alligators have a more rounded nose/mouth and the crocodile has a more pointed one.
OMG I NEED THIS
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
OMG I NEED THIS
May their socks always be uncomfortable.
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
May their socks always be uncomfortable.
Scotty’s here!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Scotty’s here!!
It’s now in my calendar. As it should be.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It’s now in my calendar. As it should be.
Truly an important event.
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Truly an important event.
I’d be more likely to believe the groundhog if he was wearing a wizard hat or cloak or something.
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I’d be more likely to believe the groundhog if he was wearing a wizard hat or cloak or something.
My sister has been on me to read Moby Dick. I’m in chapter 40 and this book hasn’t been even remotely gay for like 20 chapters. I was promised a gay book!
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My sister has been on me to read Moby Dick. I’m in chapter 40 and this book hasn’t been even remotely gay for like 20 chapters. I was promised a gay book!
Happy anniversary! I can’t believe it’s been ten years.
February 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Happy anniversary! I can’t believe it’s been ten years.
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Allison Williams will win awards for playing Nancy Mace.
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Allison Williams will win awards for playing Nancy Mace.
I hope you feel better soon, being sick really sucks.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I hope you feel better soon, being sick really sucks.