Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD
@drwambsgans.bsky.social
Community psychologist cosplaying as a financial risk analyst. Leslie Knope coded. Love, in no particular order: Pokémon, DBZ, Pride & Prejudice, ATLA, USPS & the Census, the Columbia River, & Star Trek. She/her
Jerry said he was proud of me on 2025-01-09
Jerry said he was proud of me on 2025-01-09
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This is my Pride & Prejudice Thoughts™️ thread, where I put all my P&P thoughts that I no longer want to keep in my head. I will put chapters when relevant, but my Thoughts™️ will be in no particular order. I will post here wherever thoughts come to me, so there probably won’t be an end.
And I believe that narwhals aren’t real. We’re both wrong, dipshit.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
And I believe that narwhals aren’t real. We’re both wrong, dipshit.
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Anyway, if you want a tiny enchanted cottage designed by me on a corner lot with an amazing garden, uh, I'll have one for sale this summer.
IDK, maybe it's good that my mom keeps pissing me off by implying my kids are no fun to hang out with anymore and that I'm a bisexual whore because then I won't actually care that she's decided to follow my sister to Oregon even though we FUCKING BOUGHT HER A HOUSE HERE.
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Anyway, if you want a tiny enchanted cottage designed by me on a corner lot with an amazing garden, uh, I'll have one for sale this summer.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
I may or may not just have bought this.
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I may or may not just have bought this.
Scotty’s here!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Scotty’s here!!
My sister has been on me to read Moby Dick. I’m in chapter 40 and this book hasn’t been even remotely gay for like 20 chapters. I was promised a gay book!
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My sister has been on me to read Moby Dick. I’m in chapter 40 and this book hasn’t been even remotely gay for like 20 chapters. I was promised a gay book!
Happy anniversary! I can’t believe it’s been ten years.
February 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Happy anniversary! I can’t believe it’s been ten years.
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Allison Williams will win awards for playing Nancy Mace.
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Allison Williams will win awards for playing Nancy Mace.
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body camera are made out of 100% artisan-crafted bespoke bullshit. Abolish ICE.
Speaker Mike Johnson all over the news this morning saying that him and trump
WANT ICE AGENTS TO HAVE BODY CAMERAS
Because of course they do. They want to expand ICE surveillance capabilities to centralize their authoritarian power.
Any Democrat who calls this "reform" is a liar or a fool.
WANT ICE AGENTS TO HAVE BODY CAMERAS
Because of course they do. They want to expand ICE surveillance capabilities to centralize their authoritarian power.
Any Democrat who calls this "reform" is a liar or a fool.
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
body camera are made out of 100% artisan-crafted bespoke bullshit. Abolish ICE.
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Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
There isn’t a single Barclay episode of TNG that isn’t completely skipable.
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
There isn’t a single Barclay episode of TNG that isn’t completely skipable.
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death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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with the alt text added!
February 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
with the alt text added!
If we had a functioning Congress they would make it illegal for grocery stores to have sales linked to your card and different sales linked to digital coupons.
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 AM
If we had a functioning Congress they would make it illegal for grocery stores to have sales linked to your card and different sales linked to digital coupons.
He’d add himself to the Lincoln Memorial, being cradled in Lincoln’s lap.
A reminder that the Kennedy Center is the literal and legal and congressional designated presidential memorial to JFK. This would be like Trump tearing down the Lincoln Memorial to build something “better.”
He’s going to tear it down
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
He’d add himself to the Lincoln Memorial, being cradled in Lincoln’s lap.
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reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
This kid is my hero.
Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
This kid is my hero.
This is who runs this account.
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
This is who runs this account.
I think we got knocked off the timeline when the Cubs won the 2016 World Series.
ME "so he's knocking down the Kennedy Center"
"because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?"
"yeah"
"so fucking stupid"
"so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?"
"the Large Hadron Collider, CERN"
"yeah the Large Hadron what?"
"because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?"
"yeah"
"so fucking stupid"
"so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?"
"the Large Hadron Collider, CERN"
"yeah the Large Hadron what?"
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I think we got knocked off the timeline when the Cubs won the 2016 World Series.
Trump is taking his ball and going home… to destroy his ball.
Donald Trump and Ric Grenell want to do to the Kennedy Center what Donald Trump and Stephen Miller want to do to America: Crush everything about it that is pure and good and remake it in their distorted, hateful image.
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Trump is taking his ball and going home… to destroy his ball.
Facts
Christina may have a better voice than Britney, but she doesn't have Britney's artistry or discography. *runs & hides from tomatoes*
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Facts
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For the record, I'm fine with open borders. Especially if this is the alternative. Fuck this.
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
For the record, I'm fine with open borders. Especially if this is the alternative. Fuck this.
I love this for them.
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I love this for them.