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I have never followed Indian food with pumpkin pie before, but of course they pair nicely.

And no, that's not enough whipped cream.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I have finally joined the 82%
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Tasting the rainbow
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.

abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Should have learned from their forebears that trying to invade the North in winter goes poorly
It's clear from the article that ICE is *miserable* here. They're freezing their asses off and being harassed everywhere they go. Property managers aren't allowing them access to rental properties and people know their rights and aren't letting them in.

KEEP IT UP.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Christmas #cats
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Park Bei Lu, 1938 #expressionism #paulklee
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Holy crap.
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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He looks suave as fuck but in reality he is begging for food (suavely).
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
61 words, 2 pangrams, and this is the one that's stumping me
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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So happy that Bernie is on the AI case.
Mark Zuckerberg is building a data center in Louisiana that will use 3x more electricity than all of New Orleans.

Oligarchs want YOU to pay for these data centers with higher water & electric bills.

Americans must fight back against billionaires who put profits over people.
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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The fascists are organising a carol concert in London to "draw attention to unchecked immigration and the fading of our cultural heritage".

What would Woody do?

Write an anti-fascist Xmas carol and sing it at the counter demo.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRd...
BILLY BRAGG - PUT CHRIST BACK INTO CHRISTMAS
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Yesterday, at a threats hearing, an FBI official testified that “antifa” is a major national security threat, but couldn’t explain its structure, location, or membership. Meanwhile, the White House quietly released a new National Security Strategy that elevates mass migration as the defining threat.
I’ve Sat in the Rooms Where These Are Written. This One Stunned Me.
The quiet rewrite of America’s national security priorities.
www.livingitwitholiviatroye.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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If Republicans don't extend ACA subsidies, people are going to die. Now, they’re trying to tie Americans' health care to abortion restrictions that kill women.

It’s absolutely a non-starter. We won’t allow Republicans to use the lives of women as the political cost of extension.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Hey girl
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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why are you polyamorous?

wrong answers only:

regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
why are you polyamorous?

wrong answers only:

i needed to justify my fantastical family subscription *somehow*
Why are you polyamorous?

Wrong answers only:

After the incident, the governments of the world formed an elite task force dedicated to ensuring i never again have enough spending money or free time to cause that amount of devastation.
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The CBS News home page is featuring some high-quality content tonight
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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To the New York Times, a constitutional provision is just something that's "traditional."
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
why are you polyamorous?

wrong answers only:

Increase the likelihood that someone will empty the dishwasher
why are you polyamorous?

wrong answers only:

streaming account passwords
why are you polyamorous?

wrong answers only:

i prefer to call it "disappointmentmaxxing"
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.

The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.

Below is the full, mind-blowing list.

🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨

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December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Could not figure out the yellow category🤓
Connections
Puzzle #914
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December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM