New York Shitty
@newyorkshitty.bsky.social
"The Internet is not a good place for her"
--- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
--- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
Pinned
Got a preliminary run done. They are glorious. I feel trucker hats and t-shirts may be in order.
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🏆 for the alt text.
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
🏆 for the alt text.
Excellence in flyering, Bushwick Edition
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Excellence in flyering, Bushwick Edition
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
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“The culture that Jeffrey Epstein represents is deeply embedded in the art establishment power structures that force themselves onto the rest of us, creating dynamics that exploit, degrade, and turn us all into cynics.” By @hrag.bsky.social
Epstein Files Expose the Depths of the Art World's Rot
How do we empower arts leaders to reject funding from corrupt individuals in favor of donors who have proven themselves to be civic leaders?
hyperallergic.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
“The culture that Jeffrey Epstein represents is deeply embedded in the art establishment power structures that force themselves onto the rest of us, creating dynamics that exploit, degrade, and turn us all into cynics.” By @hrag.bsky.social
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The coverup is Official official: “The Trump administration has formally denied Minnesota law enforcement access to information and evidence from the FBI investigation into the shooting death of Alex Pretti by federal agents on Jan. 24 in Minneapolis.”
Trump administration formally denies Minnesota access to Alex Pretti evidence
Drew Evans, the superintendent of the Minnesota BCA, said the FBI has formally denied his agency access to evidence and information from the killing of Pretti at the hands of federal officers.
www.startribune.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The coverup is Official official: “The Trump administration has formally denied Minnesota law enforcement access to information and evidence from the FBI investigation into the shooting death of Alex Pretti by federal agents on Jan. 24 in Minneapolis.”
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Federal court orders Trump administration to restore historical panel exhibits at President’s House in Philadelphia.
Happy Presidents Day.
Happy Presidents Day.
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Federal court orders Trump administration to restore historical panel exhibits at President’s House in Philadelphia.
Happy Presidents Day.
Happy Presidents Day.
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Places to go, people to see
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Places to go, people to see
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Might be in the GOAT conversation for parts in some of the great underrated dramas: Falling Down, The Paper, Network. He was in so many good movies, maybe only Network shows up in the obit. That's a full-ass 95 years, RIP.
February 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Might be in the GOAT conversation for parts in some of the great underrated dramas: Falling Down, The Paper, Network. He was in so many good movies, maybe only Network shows up in the obit. That's a full-ass 95 years, RIP.
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This is a nice move in an interview www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
February 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is a nice move in an interview www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
Collab with unknown vandal 😸
February 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Collab with unknown vandal 😸
Peak TDS in Greenpoint (Newel at Nassau, for any/all who have the time, inclination and ladder to take down the rest--- the Valentine's ones me feel ill). I did enjoy tearing the first one up and leaving it wadded up by its "replacement". An added "fuck you", if you will. 🖕
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Peak TDS in Greenpoint (Newel at Nassau, for any/all who have the time, inclination and ladder to take down the rest--- the Valentine's ones me feel ill). I did enjoy tearing the first one up and leaving it wadded up by its "replacement". An added "fuck you", if you will. 🖕
Classic Bedford Avenue nonsense: Fuckboi VS Fuck Putin
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Classic Bedford Avenue nonsense: Fuckboi VS Fuck Putin
Me, to a cashier in a tourist shop on Canal Street:
It's a Liberty fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken. It's eating itself. This is the most NYC thing ever. 🤭
It's a Liberty fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken. It's eating itself. This is the most NYC thing ever. 🤭
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Me, to a cashier in a tourist shop on Canal Street:
It's a Liberty fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken. It's eating itself. This is the most NYC thing ever. 🤭
It's a Liberty fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken. It's eating itself. This is the most NYC thing ever. 🤭
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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The concept of “lying under oath” is up for grabs right now. All the Trump SCOTUS judges did it about Roe. Kennedy did it to get his post. If one of these fuckers isn’t prosecuted it will be crystal clear that there are zero repercussions for doing so, and everyone will lie forever.
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both. n.pr/46QDn9p
RFK Jr. made promises to get his job as health secretary. He's broken many of them
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The concept of “lying under oath” is up for grabs right now. All the Trump SCOTUS judges did it about Roe. Kennedy did it to get his post. If one of these fuckers isn’t prosecuted it will be crystal clear that there are zero repercussions for doing so, and everyone will lie forever.
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OpenAI has a new “health” app… 🤨
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
OpenAI has a new “health” app… 🤨
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
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The Wall Street Journal story on Noem and Lewandowski is just a bus running over them, backing up, running over them again, and on and on. A line of admin officials waiting to get their turn at the wheel.
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
MSN
www.msn.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The Wall Street Journal story on Noem and Lewandowski is just a bus running over them, backing up, running over them again, and on and on. A line of admin officials waiting to get their turn at the wheel.
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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This must hit so hard if you're stupid
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This must hit so hard if you're stupid
This is why I believe if anything ever gets pinned on this admin and its minions (LIKE NOEM), it is going to be first and foremostly financial crimes. Tangentially, Bessent is gatekeeping a treasure trove of info re. Epstein/banking records and is not giving it to Wyden for a reason.
one of the things that’s harder to see while we are in it, but will jump off the page at future historians, is how deeply corrupt *the entire trump family* is, and how they abused and and manipulated every lever of the federal government they could grab to steal everything that isn’t nailed down
News: The top-secret whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
This is why I believe if anything ever gets pinned on this admin and its minions (LIKE NOEM), it is going to be first and foremostly financial crimes. Tangentially, Bessent is gatekeeping a treasure trove of info re. Epstein/banking records and is not giving it to Wyden for a reason.
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Broke: Paul Newman's Fuck Hut
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
This is an amazing transition in the Wall Street Journal story about Noem and Lewandowski, not only pointiing out that DHS isn't denying they are romantically involved but insinuating that the pair is using a luxury government jet for their trysts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Broke: Paul Newman's Fuck Hut
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
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For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
So. On a lark I placed a lowball bid and, lo, now I am the owner of a Kodak Retina IIIc. Film adventures await!
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
So. On a lark I placed a lowball bid and, lo, now I am the owner of a Kodak Retina IIIc. Film adventures await!
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