New York Shitty
@newyorkshitty.bsky.social
"The Internet is not a good place for her"
--- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
--- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
Pinned
Got a preliminary run done. They are glorious. I feel trucker hats and t-shirts may be in order.
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The concept of “lying under oath” is up for grabs right now. All the Trump SCOTUS judges did it about Roe. Kennedy did it to get his post. If one of these fuckers isn’t prosecuted it will be crystal clear that there are zero repercussions for doing so, and everyone will lie forever.
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both. n.pr/46QDn9p
RFK Jr. made promises to get his job as health secretary. He's broken many of them
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The concept of “lying under oath” is up for grabs right now. All the Trump SCOTUS judges did it about Roe. Kennedy did it to get his post. If one of these fuckers isn’t prosecuted it will be crystal clear that there are zero repercussions for doing so, and everyone will lie forever.
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OpenAI has a new “health” app… 🤨
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
OpenAI has a new “health” app… 🤨
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
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The Wall Street Journal story on Noem and Lewandowski is just a bus running over them, backing up, running over them again, and on and on. A line of admin officials waiting to get their turn at the wheel.
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
MSN
www.msn.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The Wall Street Journal story on Noem and Lewandowski is just a bus running over them, backing up, running over them again, and on and on. A line of admin officials waiting to get their turn at the wheel.
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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This must hit so hard if you're stupid
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This must hit so hard if you're stupid
This is why I believe if anything ever gets pinned on this admin and its minions (LIKE NOEM), it is going to be first and foremostly financial crimes. Tangentially, Bessent is gatekeeping a treasure trove of info re. Epstein/banking records and is not giving it to Wyden for a reason.
one of the things that’s harder to see while we are in it, but will jump off the page at future historians, is how deeply corrupt *the entire trump family* is, and how they abused and and manipulated every lever of the federal government they could grab to steal everything that isn’t nailed down
News: The top-secret whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
This is why I believe if anything ever gets pinned on this admin and its minions (LIKE NOEM), it is going to be first and foremostly financial crimes. Tangentially, Bessent is gatekeeping a treasure trove of info re. Epstein/banking records and is not giving it to Wyden for a reason.
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Broke: Paul Newman's Fuck Hut
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
This is an amazing transition in the Wall Street Journal story about Noem and Lewandowski, not only pointiing out that DHS isn't denying they are romantically involved but insinuating that the pair is using a luxury government jet for their trysts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Broke: Paul Newman's Fuck Hut
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
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For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
So. On a lark I placed a lowball bid and, lo, now I am the owner of a Kodak Retina IIIc. Film adventures await!
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
So. On a lark I placed a lowball bid and, lo, now I am the owner of a Kodak Retina IIIc. Film adventures await!
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So they can sue for $10 billion now, right?
Internal Revenue Service improperly shared confidential tax information of thousands of individuals with immigration enforcement officials, according to three people familiar with the situation, appearing to breach a legal fire wall intended to protect taxpayer data.
IRS improperly disclosed confidential immigrant tax data to DHS
The tax agency only recently discovered it improperly disclosed tax information on thousands of the wrong people to immigration enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
So they can sue for $10 billion now, right?
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conservatives really hate women
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
conservatives really hate women
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Cowboy
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Cowboy
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Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
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I choose to believe that she released this and immediately disappeared from public life, never to be heard from again.
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I choose to believe that she released this and immediately disappeared from public life, never to be heard from again.
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Here's a hidden secret of doorbell cameras, as revealed by Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping. They're recording even when you don't know it, and sending video to company servers even when you don't pay
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Here's a hidden secret of doorbell cameras, as revealed by Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping. They're recording even when you don't know it, and sending video to company servers even when you don't pay
It would appear my reluctance to go out west via airplane has some basis. I do not want to become collateral damage due to this:
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It would appear my reluctance to go out west via airplane has some basis. I do not want to become collateral damage due to this:
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Javier Abreu-Vasquez had a kidney transplant in 2023.
He was grabbed by ICE while delivering groceries to help his neighbours.
They’re refusing to give him his anti rejection meds.
Without them, he will lose the organ.
This is how people die.
He was grabbed by ICE while delivering groceries to help his neighbours.
They’re refusing to give him his anti rejection meds.
Without them, he will lose the organ.
This is how people die.
ICE Arrests Transplant Patient and Cuts Off Life-Saving Meds
The 38-year-old hasn’t had his kidney transplant medication since he was detained on Thursday.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Javier Abreu-Vasquez had a kidney transplant in 2023.
He was grabbed by ICE while delivering groceries to help his neighbours.
They’re refusing to give him his anti rejection meds.
Without them, he will lose the organ.
This is how people die.
He was grabbed by ICE while delivering groceries to help his neighbours.
They’re refusing to give him his anti rejection meds.
Without them, he will lose the organ.
This is how people die.
What I came to bed to last night. NOTE: the solid orange boi has been a shit since something like 4:00 am.
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
What I came to bed to last night. NOTE: the solid orange boi has been a shit since something like 4:00 am.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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hashtag “make Iceman straight again”
Iceman was never straight. Iceman was, is, and forever will be a homosexual man who likes kissing men
Iceman was never straight. Iceman was, is, and forever will be a homosexual man who likes kissing men
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
hashtag “make Iceman straight again”
Iceman was never straight. Iceman was, is, and forever will be a homosexual man who likes kissing men
Iceman was never straight. Iceman was, is, and forever will be a homosexual man who likes kissing men
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It’s 1853 & people are in hiding from slave catchers. It’s 2026 & people are in hiding from slave catchers.
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
It’s 1853 & people are in hiding from slave catchers. It’s 2026 & people are in hiding from slave catchers.
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So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine
The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
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Howard Lutnick
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Howard Lutnick
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How am I supposed to explain New Jersey to my kids?
i don’t approve of the new jersey lifestyle and i don’t want it indoctrinating our children
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
How am I supposed to explain New Jersey to my kids?