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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6d

I just say shit on here. I don't even know what it means

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 3h

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a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

Dunston Checks Out

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

It's a survey that's also a cognitive impairment test

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

Gumbo with smoked sausage is just hot dog soup

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

This is a cognitive impairment test

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

Stumbled onto an intelligence test

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

Huh?

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

It's not a smart game to play but the people not meant to do it fuck up at like 17

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

If I wasn't supposed to drink I would have been subject to consequences before my mid thirties

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

It's not about the genocide. He feels bad for being a shitty person so he's the real victim

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 7h

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I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib
Jew but man do l ever have ms Rachel derangement syndrome and I hate myself for it
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her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character
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also I get it the Palestinian side has seen the disproportionate majority of the bloodshed and suffering at this point but if you didn't shed the same tears for innocent Israeli civilians I think you at best have an agenda and at worst are an unrepentant antisemite but that's a whole can o worms
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Dude it's a fucking genocide

User 1
that's kind of a non sequitur

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/ice-raids-myth-vs-fact/

MYTH: My grandmother was deported to El Salvador.

FACT: No one really knows where she was deported to.

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

If I keep asking one day the dog will tell me what she's doing

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

It's extremely funny the pharmacy keeps sending me a $30 bill. It's a bad idea to let people leave your general vicinity with drugs they haven't paid for

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

🍑👉👈

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 7h

Diktok. For short form pornography

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe later. I'm happy now

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 8h

They shouldn't kill white people to put them in the fajitas

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slowhed @slowhed-comics.bsky.social · 1d

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry. No Karl Marx. But you can have pop sensation of yesteryear, Richard Marx

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 8h

This is why I don't know what the drive thru microphone is saying

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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 8h

I have nine new copies of this Wes Anderson book I did the cover of that I want to get rid of. Selling them off, cheap! I'll sign it if you want.

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Wes Anderson All the Films Book — Wes Anderson All the Films Book

This deep dive into the world of Wes Anderson mines the details of the making of eery feature-length movie and short film from the beloved director.

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 9h

Bill was on Conan talking about his helicopter problem lol

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 9h

Yes by people who've never watched his act

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 9h

People will go online and say anything