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Riding my tractor into battle with this bad boy
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This makes me want to buy another used phone out of spite
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
More excited for my new day planner than the new Playstation
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bringing back Ratner is actually such a funny bit of pettiness. Has anyone else ever demanded the cinematic look of a Brett Ratner film?
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.

Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mutual aid request. I need several hundred billion dollars to prop up capitalism's new dumbfuck scheme. Thanks. I don't want to eat grass soup
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cretins
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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finally
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Country music speaks directly to my insufferable whiteness

youtu.be/JbjTq8z91tk?...
JAIME WYATT - "Stone Hotel" (Live at JITV HQ in Los Angeles, CA 2016) #JAMINTHEVAN
YouTube video by Jam In The Van
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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christmas music turned on at work
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Homer Simpson in the car wash montage but in increasingly fancy Ubers
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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No he wasn't.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?

LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Counterpoint: Peter Thiel is the antichrist
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.

He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Best Buy has finished executing every member of the geek squad
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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what doesnt kill you makes you longer. i've grown 25 feet with this one simple trick.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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*party meme pic* they don’t know im using grok to make epic roasts of them
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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INTERGALACTIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
ROMAN CATHOLIC
INTERGALACTIC
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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i keep thinking about this and cracking up
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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If you were worried how long it would take before it got stupidly -phobic, it was basically instantly
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Woke 2 we're gonna Clockwork Orange Eli Roth
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Greeted as liberators even
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM