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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 1h

Duke's up six in the second half.

Dr. Meredith Wills @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 1h

Have there been *any* Republican wins? There must be something.

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A guy named @guynamed.bsky.social · 2h

With the death of Dick Cheney, voters yearn for another politician willing to shoot people in the face

Shaz @demsocdems.bsky.social · 3h

Stole this, but there is a Trump/Jones County

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 39m

Simply banking on being a "good enough" alternative in 2026 and 2028 might get the democrats back into power but without any meaningful change after that point, the end result is going to be frustrated sentiment pingponging back,to the effect of someone like Nick Fuentes being president in 2033.

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 2h

stafford too. virtual ties in caroline and york. you knew youd lose the suburbs but yall lost the exurbs, dawg

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 2h

and spotsylvania. L M A O

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Rapid Capabilities Innovation Strategic Iteration Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 2h

Omae wa mou transdeiru

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 3h

the "looks like meats back on the menu, boys" orc but he's saying "Looks like wokes back on the menu, boys!"

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 2h

jay jones acceptance speech

Nicole Kidman standing in front of a picture of herself in an emotional scene. Caption "me standing by the crazy stuff i said when i had a meltdown bc i meant that shit"

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3h

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 3h

lmao spanberger on track to win nelson county

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 3h

va voters' reaction to jay jones

Marge Simpson "It's true
but he shouldn't say it."

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 3h

jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]

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gobble-gobble ma 🦃🍂🌊 @brobroma.bsky.social · 3h

the Lockheed Martin middle managers with trans pride flags really showed out

Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 3h

Loudoun County, in northern Virginia, was the sign of apocalypse twelve months ago for Democrats.

Most of the vote just came in. (AP estimates 79%.)

Spanberger up 26%. (And Jay Jones up 15%.)

Four years ago, McAuliffe won it by just 11% on his way to a 2% loss.

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 5h

If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 5h

oh i've had that. i really liked it

A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 5h

i like when HBO is like "Continue watching: Enemy (2013)?" like, no i saw the two jake gyllenhaals, i saw the big spider, biggest you ever saw, and the screen went black. thats it. i'm good

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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 8h

Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 7h

i think this is my favorite painting ever

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · Sep 18

Monte Dolack, After Hours, 1987

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 9h

there are a ton of clever details to notice in Jurassic Park but easily the funniest is dr grant shoehorning the bird thing into every conversation

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 9h

the last shot of the film is him looking at a flock of birds like "holy shit. i really was right."

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 9h

from alan grant's point of view Jurassic Park is about a brave academic who gathers key first-hand evidence that his career-defining theory (dinosaurs behaved like birds) is correct

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 11h

the next american godzilla should be announced soon and gingrich is probably shaking in his boots

winnie 💫 @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 11h

kissinger died during the -1 premiere and cheney died right after they announce G00 they are feeding old ass american rightwing politicians to godzilla like squeezing lemon onto fried chicken to get that perfect spielbergian taste

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winnie 💫 @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 11h

kissinger died during the -1 premiere and cheney died right after they announce G00 they are feeding old ass american rightwing politicians to godzilla like squeezing lemon onto fried chicken to get that perfect spielbergian taste

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 11h

in case you were worried its a counterfeit

Certificate of Authenticity
1998 Alan Jackson
Collector Plate - "Someday"
$25

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 11h

eat it up

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