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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4d

I just say shit on here. I don't even know what it means

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4m

They play softball with onions this size in Chicago. Or so I'm told

Onion

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

Andy Ngo being thrown out of a White House window after telling Trump he's a gay Vietnamese American who pretends to be British because of dairy related head injury

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

Bringing in milkshakes guarded like weapons grade uranium

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 2h

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 2h

Why did Hal Spark turn into Glenn Danzig? This isn't even his final form

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 2h

Make ICE get rid of these invaders. That'll keep em busy

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 2h

I saw someone joke about magsafe charging being for people too lazy for cables. It's actually for people with a proprietary port that breaks all the goddamn time

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 4h

>not a veteran
>wall full of challenge coins

Kash Patel wearing the corniest Christmas camo punisher skull sweatshirt with his own podcast advertised on the sleeve, wearing his own merch hat too and another behind him, in front of an American flag challenge coin holder that also contains stickers for his podcast

buster bluth in fatigues with arms full of stuffed animals. "these are my awards, mother. from army."

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 2h

Lunch paint

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 2h

I'm actually dead too

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

Saved over $300 by canceling doctor's appointments👍

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

The core should care in some form about the guy in skate shoes

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

"I'm not Donald Trump!"

Oh really? No shit? Got anything else going on?

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

The dog is neutered but putting on the track suit got his bitch pregnant

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6h

important update: Adidas’ new Pet Collection

Cat

Cat

Dog

Cat

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

Pretty funny I nailed the stencil but the letters look like shit

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

I thought it might be from nutrition or fighting but I don't know how anyone knows his age which I was told is one

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

Anyone know what's wrong with his eyes?

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

Orange man good

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

Put a saddle on one then

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

No. You're blaming voters (telling people they should have eaten shit). Maybe you should find a conversation you understand enough to talk about

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

The bittorrent client knows how this works

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

We're talking about election strategy and you're still telling individual people to eat shit

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 6h

nothing lives rent free in my head. I am paying for every thought I’ve ever had.

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

Daft Punk is playing at my house. It's acoustic. They're old now. One keeps asking me if I like Wonderwall

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

It's good to know who you want to die. On a hill or otherwise