Matt Massarella-Gill
@3788mg.bsky.social
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Pinned
I’ve quit drinking, smoking, swearing and sleeping around. I still lie though
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’ve quit drinking, smoking, swearing and sleeping around. I still lie though
Right. I’ve accepted that I’m in love with Anita Rani
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Right. I’ve accepted that I’m in love with Anita Rani
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Why can’t you buy a new car with a sun roof anymore? Absolutely fucking pathetic
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why can’t you buy a new car with a sun roof anymore? Absolutely fucking pathetic
Old but gold
The incredibly right Joe Lycett is still the only good guest to go on Laura Kuenssberg's show.
He nearly got her fired, and she hates being reminded of it, so don't RT.
He nearly got her fired, and she hates being reminded of it, so don't RT.
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Old but gold
Reposted by Matt Massarella-Gill
Captain Tom's daughter, 2024
fucking bulldozers
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Captain Tom's daughter, 2024
Back in battered after a gig. Stuck the box on and it’s Gogglebox
That’s still on the go?! Pack it in
That’s still on the go?! Pack it in
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Back in battered after a gig. Stuck the box on and it’s Gogglebox
That’s still on the go?! Pack it in
That’s still on the go?! Pack it in
I see Scott Parker is dressed as a sofa again
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I see Scott Parker is dressed as a sofa again
You don’t see fried bread anymore
WAS BREXIT FOR NOTHING 😤🇬🇧
WAS BREXIT FOR NOTHING 😤🇬🇧
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
You don’t see fried bread anymore
WAS BREXIT FOR NOTHING 😤🇬🇧
WAS BREXIT FOR NOTHING 😤🇬🇧
O Little Town Of Bethlehem has come on and I’ve fallem to my knees in Asda
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
O Little Town Of Bethlehem has come on and I’ve fallem to my knees in Asda
Trying to drop off so OF COURSE my brain is relaying the lyrics to ‘I Like To Move It, Move It”
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Trying to drop off so OF COURSE my brain is relaying the lyrics to ‘I Like To Move It, Move It”
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Our ‘Two and a Half Men’
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Our ‘Two and a Half Men’
I hate it when i meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude
(I’ve had a drink)
(I’ve had a drink)
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I hate it when i meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude
(I’ve had a drink)
(I’ve had a drink)
Everything reminds me etc etc
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Everything reminds me etc etc
Dirty dancefloors
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
open.spotify.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dirty dancefloors
Only just into double figures for December and I’ve already claimed the lives of roughly 68 mince pies
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Only just into double figures for December and I’ve already claimed the lives of roughly 68 mince pies
Watching Gavin & Stacey, the wedding day scene where she’s reading the letter from her deceased father
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Watching Gavin & Stacey, the wedding day scene where she’s reading the letter from her deceased father
Was just saying this to the lads
Fintech unicorn Zilch lands payments licence from City watchdog
Fintech unicorn Zilch lands payments licence from City watchdog
One of Britain’s most prominent fintech unicorns has secured a payments services licence from UK regulators as it hunts for acquisition targets ahead of an eventual move to list its shares publicly.
news.sky.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Was just saying this to the lads
