Jennie Egerdie
@jennieegerdie.bsky.social
full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
tfw CBS Sunday Morning “interviews” Dave Portnoy
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
tfw CBS Sunday Morning “interviews” Dave Portnoy
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
“How do you measure, measure a year?”
me: hit me
“In daylights?”
me: yup
“In sunsets?”
me: sure
“In midnights?”
me: fine
“In cups of coffee?”
me: oh honey we’d allllll be dead
me: hit me
“In daylights?”
me: yup
“In sunsets?”
me: sure
“In midnights?”
me: fine
“In cups of coffee?”
me: oh honey we’d allllll be dead
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“How do you measure, measure a year?”
me: hit me
“In daylights?”
me: yup
“In sunsets?”
me: sure
“In midnights?”
me: fine
“In cups of coffee?”
me: oh honey we’d allllll be dead
me: hit me
“In daylights?”
me: yup
“In sunsets?”
me: sure
“In midnights?”
me: fine
“In cups of coffee?”
me: oh honey we’d allllll be dead
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas [SATIRE] CHARLIE BROWN: Lucy, what is this play we’re putting on?
LUCY: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
The children begin dancing to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
LUCY: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
The children begin dancing to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Sixty years ago, A Charlie Brown Christmas made its debut on CBS. Today, as part of CBS’s new initiative to modernize content, CBS Editor-in-Chief ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas [SATIRE] CHARLIE BROWN: Lucy, what is this play we’re putting on?
LUCY: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
The children begin dancing to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
LUCY: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
The children begin dancing to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
CHARLIE: There's something wrong with me. I just don’t understand Christmas. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.
LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke.
LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke.
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Sixty years ago, A Charlie Brown Christmas made its debut on CBS. Today, as part of CBS’s new initiative to modernize content, CBS Editor-in-Chief ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
CHARLIE: There's something wrong with me. I just don’t understand Christmas. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.
LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke.
LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke.
Today in @mcsweeneys.net definitive proof nothing has changed at CBS under Bari Weiss, not one bit
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Today in @mcsweeneys.net definitive proof nothing has changed at CBS under Bari Weiss, not one bit
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
If you don’t read and enjoy this, you are a member of the woke mob
Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you don’t read and enjoy this, you are a member of the woke mob
Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Sixty years ago, A Charlie Brown Christmas made its debut on CBS. Today, as part of CBS’s new initiative to modernize content, CBS Editor-in-Chief ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
LINUS: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Maybe it is because of woke.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Sitting back with my electric foot massager lookin like the Maxwell tape ad
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sitting back with my electric foot massager lookin like the Maxwell tape ad
True story: Last week at family thanksgiving, I told my Aunt-in-law “I fucked my way through all the cousins in the family until I found the richest one to marry.” AMA
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
True story: Last week at family thanksgiving, I told my Aunt-in-law “I fucked my way through all the cousins in the family until I found the richest one to marry.” AMA
During family thanksgiving, I said I’m grateful for “Grandma-in-law serving cunt.” AMA
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
During family thanksgiving, I said I’m grateful for “Grandma-in-law serving cunt.” AMA
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
“This thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?”
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“This thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?”
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
Spider League is just MomTok for comedy dudes. The official equation is:
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Spider League is just MomTok for comedy dudes. The official equation is:
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
Next up is anti-vaxxers getting really into leaches. RFK jr unrolling Big Leach 2026, line ups at CVS for a deep leachin’ , Make America Leach Again
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Next up is anti-vaxxers getting really into leaches. RFK jr unrolling Big Leach 2026, line ups at CVS for a deep leachin’ , Make America Leach Again
10pm in November is 3am in July
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
10pm in November is 3am in July
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
