Jennie Egerdie
@jennieegerdie.bsky.social
full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
tfw CBS Sunday Morning “interviews” Dave Portnoy
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
tfw CBS Sunday Morning “interviews” Dave Portnoy
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas on @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Finally those kids are opening their minds to the Truth
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Finally those kids are opening their minds to the Truth
Today in @mcsweeneys.net definitive proof nothing has changed at CBS under Bari Weiss, not one bit
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Today in @mcsweeneys.net definitive proof nothing has changed at CBS under Bari Weiss, not one bit
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bar...
Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Because nothing has changed at CBS! Nothing at all!!!
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
My latest for @mcsweeneys.net, Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the season 1 Love is Blind dog that loves wine
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the season 1 Love is Blind dog that loves wine
happy Hamoween, may we all be hams
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
happy Hamoween, may we all be hams
YESSSSS THERE IS A GOD
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
YESSSSS THERE IS A GOD
Became a citizen in January, first time voting yesterday! The poll workers cheered, I got extra stickers, and Matt ripped down a Cuomo sign. Get on out, early voting is happening in NYC! #workingfamiliesparty
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Became a citizen in January, first time voting yesterday! The poll workers cheered, I got extra stickers, and Matt ripped down a Cuomo sign. Get on out, early voting is happening in NYC! #workingfamiliesparty
God gives his toughest battles to his smooshiest soldiers (me)
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
God gives his toughest battles to his smooshiest soldiers (me)
Tfw the person you’re in love with is getting married tomorrow
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Tfw the person you’re in love with is getting married tomorrow
Watching the mayoral debate and I can’t unsee it @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Watching the mayoral debate and I can’t unsee it @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Sums up the majority of Americans political position perfectly
October 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sums up the majority of Americans political position perfectly
“They say Costco’s $1.50 hot dog combo is a strategic loss-leader to attract customers, but I never would’ve dreamed it would attract me to you. You are everything I need in one person, like how Costco’s hot dog is everything I need in one meal. Will you take this dog and be my wife?”
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“They say Costco’s $1.50 hot dog combo is a strategic loss-leader to attract customers, but I never would’ve dreamed it would attract me to you. You are everything I need in one person, like how Costco’s hot dog is everything I need in one meal. Will you take this dog and be my wife?”
Inside you there are two wolves
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
I expect to be cancelled any day now
October 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I expect to be cancelled any day now
I got that dog in me
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I got that dog in me
Doing god’s work this morning
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Doing god’s work this morning