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@24fps.bsky.social

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movie lover, cat caretaker, cancer survivor, childless millennial, shitposter, Community College guy, and Torgo on #filmsky. PNW. he/they/idfc. ↙️↙️↙️

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · May 28

coming over to my place:

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 4h

right?

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Ripperoni @ripperoni.com · 5h

Gotta say that spreading clear AI videos of a three armed reporter is actually pretty harmful.

Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 9h

Seems like they are going after reporters who are women. They hit one w/pepper spray ammo in her car, the WGN reporter and now this.

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 4h

- crack of the bat
- nervous pause
- the roof comes off

perfect.

joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

you can kick it with us whenever you want

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 6h

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 7h

This team loves to edge.

Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day

The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

that sign brings up an excellent point

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

ear***

jfc, why is w and e next to each other?

joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

i don't often report for disinformation, but when you're a Bluesky verified "journalist" maybe it's like, bad to spread lies on your journalism account, idk

joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

because it's AI

joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

this is AI

joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

(also, if you are decent at ear training, you can pretty quickly train your war for AI voices. there's a desaturated melodic quality to it that's subtle, but persistent. it's what first screamed "AI" before i noticed the chair)

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 5h

yeah, uh, no. that didn't happen

watch her chair, it turns its back to the camera then she, uh, sits on it without turning it around? in the biz, we call this AI Slop™. others may call it literal fake news. either way, it's nothing

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 13h

A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 6h

holy shit, dude's still going?

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 6h

i didn't think we'd make it out of this series and didn't want to jinx anything, but:

i am so happy it isn't the fucking Yankees again

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 7h

Mariners win

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Benny Drawbars @bennydrawbars.bsky.social · 6h

Nice choice of post game attire, Naylor

Mariners celebrating winning the ALDS , with Naylor wearing his Kraken abyss jersey

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 6h

after this series, those evil Manfred Extra Innings don't seem half bad

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 6h

bro, i would've gone on a bender too, js

joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 6h

we wouldn't do it any other way

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 6h

BREAKING: Jorge Polanco hit a game-ending single in the 15th inning, and the Seattle Mariners advanced to the AL Championship Series by outlasting the Detroit Tigers for a 3-2 victory in the longest winner-take-all postseason game in baseball history.