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joe, from bluesky
@24fps.bsky.social
movie lover, cat caretaker, cancer survivor, childless millennial, shitposter, and student. PNW. he/they/idfc.
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after Air Force One lands, it's air force done
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
ok, now i feel old
15 years ago, rihanna released 'S&M'
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Oh look NL is right about a thing.
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 AM
europeans talk a lot of shit and i let it slide but stop calling me a Yankee

i have dedicated my life to hating that team, thank you very much
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i won't "uhm actually" about many things, but the professor fucking up a quiz and my grade is one of them
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
i have had a lot of cats in my life and they were all friendly, but all of the tortoiseshells i have known have their one person who they love, and everyone else is just fine

it can be hard for people to understand how much of a love Leela is because she's relatively cold to everyone else
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
politicians making a big deal about swearing instead of like, doing stuff
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Breenland
January 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
like you, i too thought this song was dumb; until my heart was phunked with

now it's my theme song
The Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart
YouTube video by BlackEyedPeasVEVO
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Dudes rock.
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I KNEW IT
45% of employers post fake listings, per Forbes.
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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"Do you have a place to concentrate when you're lost in thought?"

誰にも邪魔されずに落ち着ける場所って大事ですよねっ☆
ちぃたん☆の秘密の場所を紹介しますっ☆
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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roses are red
what are your fears?
a bussy with teeth, or a
Penis with ears
why’s he giving me flashbacks from the ren & stimpy show?
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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my contribution to the discourse as a lifetime windows user
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 PM
i don't know when it became popular for sports writers to constantly talk about the "winners and losers" of a game but i feel like i have fallen into a pit where nothing matters

the winners of the game are the winners and the losers of the game are the ones that lost

this has to stop
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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Them: "you better not be doing a Nadia cosplay for no reason when I come home

Me:
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
so many people are using chatgpt in my class it's disgusting. literally three posts in a row of almost the exact same things using words not even in the material it's about

fml why do i even try
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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day was going fine until i realized kids born in the 2010s are driving vehicles
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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amazing stuff
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM