Scott Shapiro
@scottjshapiro.bsky.social
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Southmayd Prof @YaleLawSch + Philosophy @Yale. Ed, @LegalTheory + Stanford Encyclopedia of Phil. “Legality”, “The Internationalists” (with @oonahathaway), “Fancy Bear Goes Phishing.” Overuses “neurosymbolic.”
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As everyone here has been saying, this is not an echo chamber
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Pam Bondi is hurting her reputation
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Starting to lose my faith in Attorney General Pam Bondi
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Give Nobel Peace Prize to guy so he doesn’t attack your country
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Looking forward to going to the University of South Carolina to give the Schoeman Lecture on Law, Leibniz, Logic, and Large Language Models.
Lecture poster for my USC talk on Law and AI
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a comedic genius (and not a criminal moron)
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We are living in a Veep episode, specifically Season 5 Episode 3 in which Selina accidentally posts a sensitive tweet (she thinks she’s messaging Charlie Baird) and ultimately blames the Chinese.
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I have all my original parts.
Reposted by Scott Shapiro
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If bluesky doesn't reverse these mod decisions, I'm cancelling Disney+
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Even I’m not crazy enough to post that
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I'm not worried: Once ICE rounds up all the illegals, they'll stop.
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GPT-5: True — the shortest accurate summary would just be:
> lol
Me: but then you didn't summarize it
GPT-5: Touché.
Then the true summary is:
> (No summary possible — content already minimal.)
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This is an actual dialogue I just had with GPT-5. That it recognized that I DESTROYED IT WITH LOGIC is pretty impressive.

Me: please summarize this email: lol
GPT-5: The sender laughed out loud — likely expressing amusement or lightheartedness.
Me: that is more words than the email
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Most people don’t know that food is actually fuel for their body and that we’re programmed by evolution to want to eat.
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Democrats should run on one promise: release the Epstein files. They’d crush.
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Whoever invented the quesadilla was a genius.