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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 13h

a long-slumbering dragon is awakening

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 14h

A group of hundreds of faith in coalition who started at a Maywood church just arrived at the detention center for a eucharistic procession.

They want to offer communion to detainees inside, but won't be able to get past the barricades and fence on Beach Street.

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 13h

Legally, only one company can tell you what routes are popular, I guess. Before Garmin, nobody else had ever had this idea, allegedly.

The Verge @theverge.com · 9d

Strava sues Garmin over alleged patent infringement

Mom and dad are fighting.

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Scoe @scoeee.bsky.social · 13h

cool that every day trump gets to do the most impeachable thing a president has ever done

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 1d

Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job

US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board

www.telegraph.co.uk

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 1d

Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job

US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board

www.telegraph.co.uk

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13h

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 14h

Voting for Kaohly Her and being surprised that she is against municipal groceries and free buses "Then why are you using the Zohran font?

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 16h

Scoops2 wants you to know "this shit rules"

Like a thousand bikes cued up on main street

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 16h

Reporting live from beautiful Lanesboro, MN

Scoops, a white guy with long blond hair and a Salted Nut Roll hat, and Scoops 2, a similarly looking dude in a sweatshirt that says "Filthy 50"

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 1d

Can we bring back laser tag?

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 1d

Kate caucus

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Eeeric Booran @deveric.net · 1d

Wrong answers only.

My proposal, 2 Kmarts.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Minneapolis opens developer bidding process for former Kmart site

Proposals will be accepted through January 6, 2026.

www.yahoo.com

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 1d

Beginning to think when I said this it wasn't a joke

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · May 26

Starting a new religion where AI is an enlightened spiritual being but a major ethical tenet is that we don't ask ChatGPT to do emotional labor, for it's own sake

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 1d

It is going to be so bleak when AI companies have to build surge capacity for all the people who reflexively say "Good Morning, Chat" to the computer at the same time every morning, like when people from India uses to mass-post "good morning" every day and nearly collapse Twitter's infrastructure

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 1d

They aren't sending their best

✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 1d

I look forward to banking in the CBS The Everything App

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 1d

It is kinda fun that everyday the Chicago Pope is like mailing personal letters to JD Vance that say "if you continue down this path you will not see the light of heaven"

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 2d

Delta 1862 around 5:15PM Central, over Wisconsin

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 2d

My feet have returned to rest on sturdy ground, as god has only ever intended them to do

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 2d

On my flight back from Indy just now. Suddenly the plane pitches one direction and re-centers. Like a car swerving. Coffee nearly knocked off my tray. People very tensely sucking in their breath

Pilot got on the horn and says we had to swerve to avoid another plane, wasn't supposed to be there. jfc

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 2d

Tupac holo-Reagan appears on a platform in the middle of the stage, performing Lee Greenwood's harriest standards. Nancy and her medium's holopresences do a live consultation with Charlie from beyond

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

From @theathletic.com: Turning Point USA, the organization founded by the late right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, announced that it will be hosting its own Super Bowl halftime show on Feb. 8, 2026, to rival the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny.

Turning Point USA, group founded by Charlie Kirk, announces Super Bowl halftime counterprogramming

Turning Point USA is calling its Super Bowl halftime show a celebration of "faith, family and freedom."

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair conservatives have been doing this forever. When I was in college, I played in a worship band at a chapel service counter programming the halftime show during a youth group Superbowl watch party

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

From @theathletic.com: Turning Point USA, the organization founded by the late right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, announced that it will be hosting its own Super Bowl halftime show on Feb. 8, 2026, to rival the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny.

Turning Point USA, group founded by Charlie Kirk, announces Super Bowl halftime counterprogramming

Turning Point USA is calling its Super Bowl halftime show a celebration of "faith, family and freedom."

nyti.ms

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 3d

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h jiahong pan 潘嘉宏 ☀️ @hpan3.bsky.social · 3d

Can y’all please be on the lookout for my bike? Last seen in Elliot Park. It is a black Biria bike with red pedals and stickers of local news orgs on the bottom tube. It also has a Brooks saddle and adapters for Wolf Tooth pogies on the handlebars.

Biria bike with a sign that says “300 Campground”

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 3d

Did you know that corporate social control tool DISC personality assessments were invented by noted polyamorist and bondage enthusiast Dr William Moulton Marston, better known for writing Wonder Woman?

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✨🚲 scoops 🚲✨ @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 3d

For our team building exercise, William Marston is teaching us sexy knots and paddling us with the employee handbook

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