Blacque Jacque Shellacque
@bornwithatail.bsky.social
just some guy having fun expressing his mild thoughts about food, sports, and the dang weather here on bluesky dot com
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Songwriting used to be about "three chords and the truth." Now, thanks to AI, it's about "keyboards and Bluetooth."
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Songwriting used to be about "three chords and the truth." Now, thanks to AI, it's about "keyboards and Bluetooth."
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Manifesting a Lodge 49/Reacher crossover. There's some trouble afoot in Long Beach and the big guy is here to help.
new favorite thing on television is Sonya Cassidy — Liz from Lodge 49 — doing a chowder-thick Boston accent as a rogue federal agent on Reacher and getting to say the phrase “bizarre bazaar” over and over
February 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Manifesting a Lodge 49/Reacher crossover. There's some trouble afoot in Long Beach and the big guy is here to help.
Not a movie, but Season 3 of Lodge 49 and Season 2 of Freaks and Geeks
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Not a movie, but Season 3 of Lodge 49 and Season 2 of Freaks and Geeks
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someone has probably already said this but like 5 more Master and Commander movies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
someone has probably already said this but like 5 more Master and Commander movies
I DON’T WANT THIS TOWEL ANYMORE
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I DON’T WANT THIS TOWEL ANYMORE
spilled milk kits
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
spilled milk kits
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I kid you not, there’s a man in this Minneapolis dog park with dogs named Betcha and Uffda. Didn’t catch the third dog’s name but my money’s on Ope
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I kid you not, there’s a man in this Minneapolis dog park with dogs named Betcha and Uffda. Didn’t catch the third dog’s name but my money’s on Ope
I feel you, Jan and Barb. I feel you.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I feel you, Jan and Barb. I feel you.
Fire Vikes special teams into the sun
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fire Vikes special teams into the sun
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
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Hackensack, Minnesota
Pop: 310
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackensack,_Minnesota
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=114686781
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=71050978
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7624865
Pop: 310
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackensack,_Minnesota
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=114686781
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=71050978
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7624865
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Old Tom Bombadil
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
January 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Old Tom Bombadil
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
I got $5 that says Mr. Six is involved
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I got $5 that says Mr. Six is involved
I’m funemployed for the next week and a half, so it’s time for some KITCHEN EXPERIMENTS.
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m funemployed for the next week and a half, so it’s time for some KITCHEN EXPERIMENTS.
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0
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he sees all
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
he sees all
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Normal guy decathlon:
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Normal guy decathlon:
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
Me, a minute ago: I love football
Me, right now: I hate football so much
Me, right now: I hate football so much
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me, a minute ago: I love football
Me, right now: I hate football so much
Me, right now: I hate football so much
blame it all on my roots
I showed up in duck joots
And ruined your black tie affair
I showed up in duck joots
And ruined your black tie affair
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
blame it all on my roots
I showed up in duck joots
And ruined your black tie affair
I showed up in duck joots
And ruined your black tie affair
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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I like to imagine there's a room at the Vatican that Leo has converted into a South Side Chicago sports bar, and he hangs all the jerseys on the wall so he can be surrounded by them as he watches the White Sox and sips Old Style
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I like to imagine there's a room at the Vatican that Leo has converted into a South Side Chicago sports bar, and he hangs all the jerseys on the wall so he can be surrounded by them as he watches the White Sox and sips Old Style