Blacque Jacque Shellacque
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Geriatric Hardcore Kid Saint Paul Dad Weird Anglican Advocate of the Grill & Chill Lifestyle Minnesota Sports Wide Awake 👁️ Union Forever
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bornwithatail.bsky.social
Incredible business opportunity here
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My search for inflatable loon costume sadly came up empty.
bornwithatail.bsky.social
when I see The Yearling in The Yearling
Leonardo DiCaprio playing Rick Dalton in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. He is holding a cigarette and a beer can in his right hand and pointing at a TV screen with his left hand.
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orviston.bsky.social
The most reliable way to distinguish Protestant denominations is to ask if their clergy dress like businessmen, rappers, homeless people, or wizards.
bornwithatail.bsky.social
The aesthetics of evangelical pastors (suit & tie/“whacky youth pastor”) have rendered Americans incapable of seeing anyone in a clerical collar as anything other than Roman Catholic.
bornwithatail.bsky.social
The aesthetics of evangelical pastors (suit & tie/“whacky youth pastor”) have rendered Americans incapable of seeing anyone in a clerical collar as anything other than Roman Catholic.
bornwithatail.bsky.social
I’m joining the war for Freedom… against Freedom!
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A Bruce Springsteen cover band that does ska versions of Bruce songs called nebraSKA.
bornwithatail.bsky.social
“we can do this hard way or the easy way”
Pope Leo holding a black baseball bat, with a slight grin
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I’m glad they gave the Medal of Honor to an upstanding public servant like The Wallet Inspector and not a two-bit crook like The Hamburglar
bornwithatail.bsky.social
Our guy’s going to be doing the Superbowl Shuffle in a throwback Refrigerator Perry jersey within a week
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THIS DELIGHTFUL MELANGE OF AUTUMNAL FRAGRANCES HATH NO JURISDICTION IN THIS REALM
FALL POTPOURRI MY DUDES
bornwithatail.bsky.social
ok, but what about a nice potpourri?
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⚓️ are any of you Narthex weirdos (complimentary) watching Task? I need to discuss
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actually you need to yell HEY LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT and then wedge them apart. People love that!
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5% odds that they’re going to announce that air traffic control will be done by Grok