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Blacque Jacque Shellacque

@bornwithatail.bsky.social

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Geriatric Hardcore Kid Saint Paul Dad Weird Anglican Advocate of the Grill & Chill Lifestyle Minnesota Sports Wide Awake 👁️ Union Forever

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

i think a lot of people would be better off if they just vibed with Big Sexy here in his crocs

Bobby Ghanoush Vinyl Mix 6: Japanese Jazz Fusion

YouTube video by Bobby Ghanoush

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 8h

and a good day to you sir

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 8h

“Dude looks and sounds like he has strong opinions about THC seltzers”?

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 10h

I got my deodorant and my roll-on mentholated CBD balm mixed up in the early morning light and buddy my pits are a-tingle!

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 19h

Some of those who wear collars
Make a hit dog holler

David Simmons @frdavid.org · 1d

The Rev. David Black, pastor of First Presbyterian Church, Chicago, being pepper sprayed in the face at a peaceful protest. ⚓️

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 20h

If nothing else, Task is an incredible study in the contrast between Uncle Energy and Dad Energy

Tom Pelphrey and Mark Ruffalo, as seen in the hit TV show, Task

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 22h

That’s just perfect

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 22h

⚓️ attn narthex

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

Ian, I would say that 70% of the high school kids in my neighborhood are wearing exactly those shorts

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 14d

heard you were talking shit about Saint Paul

Saint Paul’s very own Joe Mauer, wearing dark sunglasses and a throwback Timberwolves jersey, standing at home plate at Target Field with a dark baseball bat and looking absolutely hard as nails

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

BULLDOZER

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

when I see K Paul and Dom in the same room

Leo DiCaprio in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, pointing at his television

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

a group of people are sitting at a table with plates of food and a box of milk

Alt: a group of people are sitting at a table with plates of food and a box of milk, saying DON’T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR YOURSELF

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 5d

sprinting down the sidewalk, calling after the departing wallet inspector with ragged breath:

wait. come back. you missed a few dollars.

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

the man knew what he was doing

Jim Varney in a 1981 DeLorean, looking hard

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

Dom DeLouise and Paul Prudhomme, two magnificent beasts

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly, I would be a little offended if Philly fans *didn’t* boo me if I were a high profile opposing player

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

Dude hasn’t slept in a week from the look of his eyes

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

Extremely generous to Missouri & Kansas imho

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

I think that’s exactly it. They want a do-over on 2020 so bad

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

weird hearing Richard Rohr get a passing shout-out on Task

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 3d

www.newsweek.com/evangelicals...

Evangelicals are now rejecting 'liberal' teachings of Jesus

Christian devotees of former President Donald Trump are denouncing Bible verses attributed to Jesus as "weak," according to an evangelical leader.

www.newsweek.com

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 3d

Because it’s the perfect symbolic capper for year 1 of The Century of American Humiliation

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 3d

ah, les mots justes