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He/him. Electrical engineer, former Iowan, St Paulinator. I wanna bike with the cool kids and form parasocial relationships with cats online

Pig's Sky, MN
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If you have met me IRL, or if you're cool, DM me for the soup details

Soup is so important. Celebrate soup.
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Ring unveils new Eye of Sauron feature for finding your parked car
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I have a coworker who, every time he is screen sharing, he has the Nasdaq composite, HIMS (Hims and Hers), and RBLX (Roblox) stock ticker tabs open. An older zoomer redditor, sorta church youth group coded. I assume this is some memestock thing
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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My 70-something small-town mom told me she's going to get a rebel loon tattoo (her first ever)
people not in MN cannot comprehend how hating ICE is now a core cultural component of being Minnesotan. it’s babe the big blue ox, loons, hot dish, and ICE OUT NOW
Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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thank you bad bunny for highlighting the importance of critical power distribution infrastructure bsky.app/profile/cost...
It’s the weekend everyone, so you know what that means. Time to drink two polar seltzers and do a thread on the power transformer shortage. Without transformers, we don’t get a clean energy transition. And as energysky knows, there’s been a shortage due to covid, supply chain, & labor constraints 🔌🔋
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Ring camera search party™️ hits different with slavecatchers in your town
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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I work in the industry and bad bunny should not climb a utility pole without fall protection
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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REBUILDING THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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this is a function of the current state of the media economy. there are fewer projects being developed, which means fewer jobs available. meanwhile, super bowl commercials have become tentpole productions with movie-sized budgets and are able to pay talent in a way that the studios aren't
Used to be a time when movie stars would go overseas to do commercials because it was beneath them to do ads.

Now we have A list actors doing full on ad campaigns for tech bro companies.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I loved that Amtrak ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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inventing time travel 2 do this
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Fun fact, eating buckthorn can turn wild bunny pee blue, so now the kids and I don't go on exercise walks we go on the hunt for blue piss
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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If the prosecutorial arm of ICE withers away to nothing and it’s just the enforcement goons left do you think the rocks level stupid federal judges we got will finally make an order to stop this shit then?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 23h
The top lawyer for Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Minnesota has left the agency, the same week an ICE attorney was removed after telling a district judge that “this job sucks” and that the Trump administration is “overwhelmed” with immigration cases.
ICE chief counsel in Minnesota retires amid growing number of immigration cases | CNN Politics
The top lawyer for Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Minnesota has left the agency, the same week an ICE attorney was removed after telling a district judge that “this job sucks” and that the Tru...
www.cnn.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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What I am thinking while I watch almost all Olympic sports: Wow. This is impossible, truly at the limits of what humans can achieve physically

What I am thinking while I watch Olympic curling: okay I’m now all but POSITIVE I got drunk with that guy one time
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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This is an important story by @genoways.bsky.social -- Haitian workers vote 99% "YES" to strike at a meatpacking plant at the same time the end of TPS and their possible deportation hangs over their heads. Intersection of union power and the anti-immigrant crusade is laid bare right here.
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Imagining this guy’s entire life has fallen apart because Springfield has been invaded by armed, masked goons trying to do an ethnic cleansing and sympathizing with him.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"

Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social

But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊

(posted with permission)
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Anne Frank died from a typhus epidemic that spread through the concentration camp where she was imprisoned.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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At the Ordway today, the musicians dedicated their performance to the people of St. Paul and Minneapolis who have been showing up for their neighbors with love and kindness.
February 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Got another personal ask that I'm trying to find leads on quickly - a fellow Fil-Am member of the community (& friend) is looking for a new housing situation with private landlords. Just them & their partner, no pets, need to be out by May 1st (and they'll be recovering from major surgery). DM me!
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM