prim ❄️
@primordial.bsky.social
she/they. 34. queer leftist. neurospicy multidisciplinary artist. the banner photo is my cats and they are married. MPLS.
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I love you, Minneapolis. We are gonna win.
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We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
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My go-to has been "How are you holding up?" because it acknowledges the shitty situation, invites someone to be honest but also lets someone off the hook of they'd prefer not to talk about it
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
My go-to has been "How are you holding up?" because it acknowledges the shitty situation, invites someone to be honest but also lets someone off the hook of they'd prefer not to talk about it
Hit & run. "Officers located the motorist and the sedan he was driving near the crash scene, Muehlhausen said.
The driver, 49, is in custody and being held on suspicion of criminal vehicular homicide."
(If it didn't say "sedan" I'd be thinking it was ICE with their horrible driving)
The driver, 49, is in custody and being held on suspicion of criminal vehicular homicide."
(If it didn't say "sedan" I'd be thinking it was ICE with their horrible driving)
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Hit & run. "Officers located the motorist and the sedan he was driving near the crash scene, Muehlhausen said.
The driver, 49, is in custody and being held on suspicion of criminal vehicular homicide."
(If it didn't say "sedan" I'd be thinking it was ICE with their horrible driving)
The driver, 49, is in custody and being held on suspicion of criminal vehicular homicide."
(If it didn't say "sedan" I'd be thinking it was ICE with their horrible driving)
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I think one thing people outside Minnesota don't understand is that after Good and Pretti were killed by feds while observing, the most normal people you could imagine have made peace with the fact that they could be next, and they are still out there because they say it's the right thing to do.
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I think one thing people outside Minnesota don't understand is that after Good and Pretti were killed by feds while observing, the most normal people you could imagine have made peace with the fact that they could be next, and they are still out there because they say it's the right thing to do.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to tenderize the meat on your own living body? Because wow, do I have the torture device for you (that "wow" is full of contempt)
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to tenderize the meat on your own living body? Because wow, do I have the torture device for you (that "wow" is full of contempt)
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‘Hush!’ said Gandalf from the shadows at the back of the porch. ‘Evil things do not come into this fast food chain; but all the same we should not name them. The Lord of the Wings is not Frodo, but the master of the Dark Tower of Buffalo, whose power is again stretching out over the world!’
frodo at wing stop is lord of the wings.
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
‘Hush!’ said Gandalf from the shadows at the back of the porch. ‘Evil things do not come into this fast food chain; but all the same we should not name them. The Lord of the Wings is not Frodo, but the master of the Dark Tower of Buffalo, whose power is again stretching out over the world!’
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watch us, bitch
This is an absolute threat. “You’re not going to stop ICE. You’re not going to stop Border Patrol.”
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
watch us, bitch
not the "when it happens" we want but it sure would be cool
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
not the "when it happens" we want but it sure would be cool
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the bloodshed? came after:
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
Homan: "I said back in March of this year [sic] that if the hateful rhetoric didn't stop I was afraid there would be bloodshed. And there has been."
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
the bloodshed? came after:
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
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Frodo on a new mattress is Lord of the Springs
frodo at wing stop is lord of the wings.
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Frodo on a new mattress is Lord of the Springs
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Frodo on a dating app is Lord of the Flings
Frodo on a new mattress is Lord of the Springs
frodo at wing stop is lord of the wings.
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Frodo on a dating app is Lord of the Flings
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Frodo in the church choir is the lord of the sings
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Frodo in the church choir is the lord of the sings
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Frodo as a hoarder is lord of the things
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Frodo as a hoarder is lord of the things
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when frodo hits the jackpot, he’s lord of ka-ching
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
when frodo hits the jackpot, he’s lord of ka-ching
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frodo at karaoke is lord of the sings
frodo at wing stop is lord of the wings.
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 AM
frodo at karaoke is lord of the sings
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Frodo playing the mandolin is lord of the strings
frodo at wing stop is lord of the wings.
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Frodo playing the mandolin is lord of the strings
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Frodo as a beekeeper is the lord of the stings
frodo at wing stop is lord of the wings.
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Frodo as a beekeeper is the lord of the stings
listen. MN winters make it so hard to stay moisturized. but I did do bodywork today, took an Epsom bath, deep conditioned my hair, and currently have a ginseng skincare mask on. so maybe still in my lane + flourishing
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
listen. MN winters make it so hard to stay moisturized. but I did do bodywork today, took an Epsom bath, deep conditioned my hair, and currently have a ginseng skincare mask on. so maybe still in my lane + flourishing
if I live to be 75 years old, you'd still make up 20% of my life.
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
if I live to be 75 years old, you'd still make up 20% of my life.
good news: if I cut my whole family off for good, I never have to see Ohio again.
bad news: same thing.
bad news: same thing.
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
good news: if I cut my whole family off for good, I never have to see Ohio again.
bad news: same thing.
bad news: same thing.
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In case you need to know about all my pets, they're here (you gotta click through, I couldn't fit them all in one post):
The cats:
Malcolm (fluffy grey and white) is the cat we’ve had the longest. He’s a shelter kitty.
The Kittens (Opal—dilute calico, Owl—standard brown tabby, and Otter—fluffy brown/black tabby) are three quarters of a litter that was born in our basement five-six years ago.
Malcolm (fluffy grey and white) is the cat we’ve had the longest. He’s a shelter kitty.
The Kittens (Opal—dilute calico, Owl—standard brown tabby, and Otter—fluffy brown/black tabby) are three quarters of a litter that was born in our basement five-six years ago.
February 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
In case you need to know about all my pets, they're here (you gotta click through, I couldn't fit them all in one post):
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Today's free instant block - this account posts mis/disinformation all the time (for instance, the video below is Portland, not Minneapolis).
Particularly if you're in the MSP/StP feed - block ❌
Particularly if you're in the MSP/StP feed - block ❌
In Minneapolis, Minnesota, on February 1, 26, protesters employed leaf blowers as federal goons deployed gas to blanket the neighborhood.
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Today's free instant block - this account posts mis/disinformation all the time (for instance, the video below is Portland, not Minneapolis).
Particularly if you're in the MSP/StP feed - block ❌
Particularly if you're in the MSP/StP feed - block ❌
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Sammy, Winston, Sadie (and me).
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Sammy, Winston, Sadie (and me).