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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 21h

What if I could hug Wile E Coyote, running my fingers through his floof, and give him peaceful, happy cuddles?

Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday!
Thank you for everything you do!

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 1d

Hello furry bait.

90's Computer Games Box Art @90scompgamesboxart.bsky.social · 1d

Inherit the Earth: Quest for the Orb (1994)

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 2d

After shoving scary skeletons, slimy sleazy slashers and supernatural shockers to storage, you see seasonal solstice shindigs start to spawn smiles.

Hello alliteration!

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 2d

How in the eff it took me this long to finally get in on that movie, I can't say.
But WOW...that was a mindfuck.

SILVER YOTE!! 🔜 TCCC, MFF @silveryote.bsky.social · 2d

....okay Weapons is one of the weirdest movies if not THE weirdest movie I have EVER seen. That kicked ass.

a shadow of a person running down a dark street

ALT: a shadow of a person running down a dark street

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 2d

If you'll excuse me for a sec, I got a Honmoon to seal right quick.

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 3d

Wishing you a gentle and kind November 🐾🤍

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 4d

What if I enjoyed the pizza and the entertainment that much and I invited them over to my place?

Or what if I ordered delivery and they wanted to bring the experience right to me? Customer service matters.

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 4d

I've already spoken at length about cartoon characters I'd hug, and what it would be like in the act of hugging them.

Now I want to hear YOUR dream toons to hug! What toons do you want to hug? And what would it be like to hug them?

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Doug Jones @actordougjones.bsky.social · 5d

As my dear character “Billy Butcherson,” I wish all you “wenches” and “trollops” a very happy and safe Halloween!
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#halloween #hocuspocus #billybutcherson #dougjones #actor #actorslife #happyhalloween

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 5d

Show me your cutest toons.

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 5d

Way ahead of you.

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 5d

Yo mama so ugly, Leatherface wouldn't wear her face!

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 5d

I've just been having two back-to-back shitty days, and the following is true:

A: I am not okay.
B: Circumstances have taken a severe toll on me, like a Mortal Kombat Fatality's worth of psychological damage.
C: Most furry groups I'm in can't be arsed to take me or my feelings seriously.

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 6d

Same. I have a long list of toons with whom I'd love to make out.

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 6d

Without downloading anything new -
Where are you today?

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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 6d

Picard management tip: When you make a mistake, apologize right away. Embrace humility over defense.

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 6d

Longcat is Long.

worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 6d

you have been blessed by the long lynx

a man is showing a group of students a siberian lynx and holding it under its arms. It appears to be nearly 6 feet long, but it's almost all torso

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 7d

....what?

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 7d

Nickel for every time someone called me Crash Bandicoot...

Crash doesn't even have a tail!
I should know; I looked.

Netflix Is Reportedly Making Crash Bandicoot Animated Series share.google/Yn8d51CeajKb...

Netflix Is Reportedly Making Crash Bandicoot Animated Series

Don't repeat the sins of the Skylanders animated series

share.google

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 7d

Yo mama so ugly, she went to Hell and they gave her a job application!

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 7d

I just happen to enjoy my Golden Crisps, okay?

Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · 9d

Yo mama so old, she kept the Creature from the Black Lagoon in a fishbowl!

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Scruffy the Fox @scruffythefox.bsky.social · Nov 29

How many queens would a drag queen drag if a drag queen could drag queens?

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