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Scary Raccoon

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Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77. Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social Seattle area. 18+

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Inshallah

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Over the past couple years as I've (finally) out on a normal amount of weight (maybe just a little extra) and slouched gently into middle age, and the consensus seems to be "Willie Garson".

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Then I went bald around 25 and all I ever heard was "hey, Moby!"

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Celebrities I've been told I look like: a retrospective.

When I was a kid up into my early 20s, it was all Keith Haring, all the time.

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Way ahead of you (and my problem).

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

I do, but I've got thinner diapers for that. Typically wet then once, maybe twice, at the gym, and change into something more long term when I get home.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

I'm not looking for anything right now, but the next time I'm in the market for new art, if you were taking commissions at the time, I would seriously consider it.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Once/week

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Buddy, I wet myself *every* night. <3

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Jimmy Rumshot @jimmyrumshot.bsky.social · 2d

Early Roger rabbit is kind of a vibe~

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

Sometimes when a customer says "another day in paradise!" I respond "if this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower!" I don't think anyone ever gets the reference, but the one time someone does, they are really gonna appreciate it!

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

It's 4:30a and I am just now realizing that Sebastian Shaw and Sebastian Stan are different people.