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Scary Raccoon

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Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77. Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social Seattle area. 18+

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 12h

Sometimes when a customer says "another day in paradise!" I respond "if this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower!" I don't think anyone ever gets the reference, but the one time someone does, they are really gonna appreciate it!

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

It's 4:30a and I am just now realizing that Sebastian Shaw and Sebastian Stan are different people.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Oh hey, you're Bucky again! It's true, it would be nice to have a hole that was just dedicated to sex and didn't serve any other function.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

早く完全に回復することを祈っています。

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Don't worry guys, I'm sure Trump will be VERY NORMAL about a Venezuelan woman winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

I'm really glad you got to have that experience

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Still pretty ace, though. Physical affection is AWESOME, but sex is like... I mean... it's not uninteresting, it just feels like more of a hassle than it's worth?

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

What a thing to figure out at 48, but better late than never, lol.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Shocked to find myself reassessing a major component of my self-image. I used to think I had a fairly low libido. Turns out maybe I don't actually, not at all, I've just been really uptight and repressed about sex for most of my adult life. Oops!

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Outstanding

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Would "The Wetness Indicators" be a good band name?

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spooky scary skeletons [commissions CLOSED] @juneberrysprout.bsky.social · 2d

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

I love how there's no attribution tail for the speech bubble; it goes both ways.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

Sounds like what you need is a PA piercing. :3

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d

“We’re so sorry—this has all been a huge misunderstanding,” said Ballard Locks keyholder Sam Patrickson with a deep sigh as yet another couple wandered towards the Locks wearing chastity belts.

The Needling @theneedling.com · 4d

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 4d

"Tenants", TC? Really? Disappointing.

Text from the game "Hollow Knight: Silksong" reading "Never! States out law. Never must our melody pass to a bug not Keeper! But you, fool Weaver, would shatter those tenants [sic] with reckless ease."

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 4d

Oh hey apparently this (fantastic) piece came out in 2020, 27 years after his last album: youtu.be/zr5AWWQSwqk?...

Ray Lynch - Cooking Till It's Hot

YouTube video by Music From Memory

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 4d

I hope when Ray Lynch dies-- hopefully not for a long time!-- a trove of unreleased music is discovered and, you know, released. Just putting that wish out into the universe.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 4d

Oh hell yeah, Team Raccoon would welcome you with open grabby-paws.

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Fiddleback the consent horse @fiddleback.bsky.social · 8d

New track

There is so much ugliness in the world. I fear its poison seeping into us, and in between us to make us drift from one another. I only hope the spell of this song can help us feel a little more connected, and less isolated. Let us not drift apart.

channeldark.bandcamp.com/track/lost-a...

Lost Astronauts, by Channel Dark

track by Channel Dark

channeldark.bandcamp.com

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 4d

My favorite of these is Scout, but I am not sure if is quite the right fit for you. How do you feel about Scooter?

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

I think a lot of people like the cute packaging so it probably won't go away completely BUT I love your idea and would 100% get that if it were an option.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

It's okay, the vibe is just a little off for it right now. We're still good-- it's the collar, not the cage, that makes the pet.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

MIXED FEELINGS, haha