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Scary Raccoon

@scry.taxbadger.com

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Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77. Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social Seattle area. 18+

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 7h

I love how there's no attribution tail for the speech bubble; it goes both ways.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 10h

Sounds like what you need is a PA piercing. :3

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 11h

“We’re so sorry—this has all been a huge misunderstanding,” said Ballard Locks keyholder Sam Patrickson with a deep sigh as yet another couple wandered towards the Locks wearing chastity belts.

The Needling @theneedling.com · 1d

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 14h

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

"Tenants", TC? Really? Disappointing.

Text from the game "Hollow Knight: Silksong" reading "Never! States out law. Never must our melody pass to a bug not Keeper! But you, fool Weaver, would shatter those tenants [sic] with reckless ease."

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Oh hey apparently this (fantastic) piece came out in 2020, 27 years after his last album: youtu.be/zr5AWWQSwqk?...

Ray Lynch - Cooking Till It's Hot

YouTube video by Music From Memory

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

I hope when Ray Lynch dies-- hopefully not for a long time!-- a trove of unreleased music is discovered and, you know, released. Just putting that wish out into the universe.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Oh hell yeah, Team Raccoon would welcome you with open grabby-paws.

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Fiddleback the consent horse @fiddleback.bsky.social · 5d

New track

There is so much ugliness in the world. I fear its poison seeping into us, and in between us to make us drift from one another. I only hope the spell of this song can help us feel a little more connected, and less isolated. Let us not drift apart.

channeldark.bandcamp.com/track/lost-a...

Lost Astronauts, by Channel Dark

track by Channel Dark

channeldark.bandcamp.com

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

My favorite of these is Scout, but I am not sure if is quite the right fit for you. How do you feel about Scooter?

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

I think a lot of people like the cute packaging so it probably won't go away completely BUT I love your idea and would 100% get that if it were an option.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

It's okay, the vibe is just a little off for it right now. We're still good-- it's the collar, not the cage, that makes the pet.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

MIXED FEELINGS, haha

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

I feel like such a contrarian. Day six of Locktober, and today is when, by mutual agreement, the Dadger and I decide to take a break from chastity until the end of the month. It'll be the longest I've been unlocked in about a year and a half.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Man, fuck the grungler.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Look, all I'm gonna say about the new diapers is that if someone wanted to put me in one as part of a humiliation scene, that would totally work.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

Last night I came VERY CLOSE to buying this shirt.

Orange shirt with black letters that say "My other Halloween costume is in the laundry because I wet myself." "wet myself" is in a larger, "spooky" font.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

Whenever I saw your old name I couldn't help thinking "car go beep beep"

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

Ahhhhh PA at work announces a sale about diapers.

And now I'm all like...

DIAPERS

Right, those things I'm being kept in, whether I want to be or not. Good thing I love 'em so much, because I'm not getting out. Of diapers. Fuck, haha. Diapers.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 3d

I kind of wish I was allergic to dogs so if anyone asked if I was allergic to peanuts I could be like "only Snoopy".

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 4d

Last night I had my two closest straight non-furry friends over and we had a great time, but I (foolishly, and without any pressure from them) felt a need to drink to keep up with them. I paid for it by acting like a lunatic on the internet, and then failing to sleep well last night. Never again.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

Lol. And this-- THIS-- is why I don't drink anymore. (Except when I do)

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

There is, to be clear (as clear as I can, at this time), no obloquy intended here. Or if there is, only against myself.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

So. Like. The people with whom I can stop doing that, with whom I can just Be, without all the constant effort to filter my impulses through the sieve of relatability I value more than I have the vocabulary to express. You know who you are.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

Here's the thing: here's *a* thing: just, you know, something on my mind: I work VERY hard, harder than you know, to rein in my eccentricities and communicate in a fairly plain and direct way with most people. It is a CONSTANT STRUGGLE.