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betachamp.bsky.social
But also what else will all these locked pups do with their time sooooo...
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Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y
Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror
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fuckmelikea.dog
they're waiting for the 8
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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seapah.bsky.social
Walkies idea for next October?
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Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y
Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror
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Apparently you can enable adult content in moderation settings but every time I do it, it automatically goes back to disabled. bsky.app/moderation
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Suggestive? Oh my ! 😱
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For Bluesky, every day is Locktober.
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Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y
Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror
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Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y
Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror
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kptrease.bsky.social
Listen: it's really important that all of our transit tax money gets spent on high capacity rail to Paine Field and Issaquah and is *not* spent on frivolous nonsense like getting people around the city.
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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chlorinesea.bsky.social
Throwback to the day I had to wait more than an hour to even begin to go home from work
Screenshot of Google maps showing bus arrival times.

2:31 bus is delayed by 62 minutes.
3:01 bus is delayed by 45 minutes.
3:32 bus is on time and will arrive before the previous two buses.
4:01 bus is also on time.
4:31 bus is delayed by 22 minutes.
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
See also the 40.
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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chefjessica.bsky.social
the 8 is essentially the Knight Bus

no one knows when it will arrive, or what the hell happened to the ones that never did arrive

it may or may not be driven by a Death Eater
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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fixthel8.bsky.social
Probably still a better way to improve reliability than whatever SDOT is doing
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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tommyhanusa.bsky.social
I just use etsy and I've never had a problem.
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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franavalente.bsky.social
#relatable!
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National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2
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davidl206.city
This is about the 8, but also about the 49, the decline of which is a very sad story that may be the best illustration of modern-day Metro’s timidity.
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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nicksattele.bsky.social
“We are reaching out to Route 8. Please join us at our bus stop tonight when you’re ready. We bring offerings of orca cards”
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
Three people holding hands over table with candles and orca cards next to pentagram on ground beneath bus stop sign
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In a show of incredible sex worker solidarity, tonight one selfless feminist ally tipped a stripper with all four of his $25 Seattle democracy vouchers.
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Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc
Smug looking man with an eyebrow raised putting $25 Seattle Democracy Vouchers into a stripper's red thong
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acmerocket.com
I'm wondering, @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social, how many mutual friends might be interested in a Democracy Voucher fundraiser?
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In a show of incredible sex worker solidarity, tonight one selfless feminist ally tipped a stripper with all four of his $25 Seattle democracy vouchers.
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Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc
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In a show of incredible sex worker solidarity, tonight one selfless feminist ally tipped a stripper with all four of his $25 Seattle democracy vouchers.
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Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc
Smug looking man with an eyebrow raised putting $25 Seattle Democracy Vouchers into a stripper's red thong
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throckey.bsky.social
Some guys just don't know how to help a gal. I always tip with gift certificates to Chick-fil-A, so that they can get themselves a yummy sandwich and maybe meet a decent Christian man like myself, who will let them dance for me, while making me a yummy sandwich for free. That's being an ally!
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Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc
Smug looking man with an eyebrow raised putting $25 Seattle Democracy Vouchers into a stripper's red thong
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Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc
Smug looking man with an eyebrow raised putting $25 Seattle Democracy Vouchers into a stripper's red thong