Beta Champ
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Would you say that you were...were... needled?
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They are in all the area codes I hear.
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But also what else will all these locked pups do with their time sooooo...
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Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y
Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror
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We are now best friends.
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So you've been keeping your hook up to a werewolf boyfriend in NYC from me this whole time?
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Dear Reader,
There is no greater joy than finding a smut fantasy book that's actually the first of seven. Yes, I need to know all the trials and tribulations of this mage and his werewolf bf. Yes, I am always in suspense even though they will obviously save NYC and their relationship from the hells
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Dear Reader,
I think I took another good back photo. How did I manage a magical good lighting Massive bathroom photo before Diesel?
Open for butt
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Dear Reader,
I had not thought of the 2001 movie bubble boy starring Jake Gyllenhaal in a long time. Then today I discovered there's a musical adaptation so naturally it's time to turn on the original cast recording.
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Dear Reader,
My boyfriend may say he's busy picking songs for his Halloween set to listen to Life of a Showgirl, but from across the room: "Is this a Charlie XCX diss track?"
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Get em while they're cute.... Which is always.
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As promised, tigers and unicorns 🐯🦄

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Really stark how there are only like a handful of political leaders in the country who are like “I think it my job to be helpful to the people who hired me”
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A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down.

All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown.

So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!
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Gloomies tonight!
(Gloomhaven 2E)
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They were my first cousins. That's fine because you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins.
Amanda Seyfried Karen Smith GIF
ALT: Amanda Seyfried Karen Smith GIF
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There was a lot of mesh underwear at the dance party...
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But it wasn't dark. There were black lights and everyone was glowing...

Okay, wait, I see it now.
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Dear Reader,
This morning my boyfriend called me an undercover Mormon. I'm pretty sure I made out with more strange men at the dance party than him so I will not stand for this slander.