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Very Horny Bird 🔞

@secretbaldeagle.bsky.social

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• 18 | He/They | 🇺🇸(🆘)| 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | 🦅 Sona • Just a bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud, long, deep, and stinky 💕🗣️💨🍑💨💩💕 • MINORS/PEDOS/ZOOPHILES/BABYFURS will be BANNED 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇮🇩🇭🇹🇵🇭🇨🇲🇲🇲🇳🇵🇸🇾🇦🇲🇺🇦🇶🇦🇪🇹🇾🇪🇱🇧🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Pfp made by @asbigasawhale.bsky.social

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · Jan 4

This is an 18+ kink account!

I’m a gay bald eagle, and I like stinky #furry stuff.

This MAINLY involves #burp, #fart, and #scat. From now on, I will try to remember to tag my media posts with hashtags of such so that people can block certain stuff I post if they’re not into it. Enjoy.~

💕🗣️💨🍑💨💩💕

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 12m

Holy fuck your booty is sexy. You got such a nice crack. That’s certainly something I’d be interested in giving a few (billion) whiffs!~

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Bird Broad🔞 - Comms Open 🔜 ANE '26 @juicedtoucan.dad · Sep 19

No private accounts yet but thats not excuse to not post my ass in jock online so here is a free sample for you all. I wont be posting this sort of content all the time here so consider this a treat.

[Juicednude]

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🔞 duckbrained @duckbrained.bsky.social · 10d

freakster freak the third

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onion person @junlper.beer · 5d

yesterday on twitter, some of the biggest far right doxxing users were suspended and then elon musk caught wind, and reinstated them. get everyone you can off twitter. it is firmly a pro-doxxing-if-you’re-far-right platform

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 16m

a close up of a young man making a funny face .

ALT: a close up of a young man making a funny face .

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Lucas glowberry @localrockmuncher.bsky.social · 9h

i couldn't help myself... @drewdaddo.bsky.social

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 19m

Cutie wutie!~

And “indulge”? More like inBULGE heheheheehheheheheheh…… okay, I’ll see myself out.

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Bird Broad🔞 - Comms Open 🔜 ANE '26 @juicedtoucan.dad · 2h

The ass in question:

ok lemme indulge a bit

#juicedtoucanart

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 24m

Feet

Well, my talons rubbin all over your beak ig.

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 40m

So squishy looking!!!

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 51m

Was loosely reminded of Never Enough by Rex Orange County once I listened to it.

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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 4h

Ampearos buttsmoosh

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Dodgeball Sound Simulator @piggucaz.bsky.social · 6h

I don't know where this came from but yeah lol

i apologize to everyone who has been a victim of my poor social skills

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 5h

working on a lil "meet the artist" (WIP)

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 4h

Big, soft, beautiful, fluffy feathers, great for hugging with I hope UvU

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Dadbird @drewdaddo.bsky.social · 5h

doing a money spread with my wings where instead of dollars I'm showing off my beautiful silky feathers

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Chief Craneo @brappymouse.bsky.social · 5h

The worst kind of dutch oven comes from this squirrel!
Buster owned by: @oliverkneecapper05.bsky.social

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 7h

That fourth one is just getting me so fucking hard.
Shoving your nose in between those cheeks and sniffing that stinky crack with all your might. Must be heavenly…~

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Gewähren @gewahren.bsky.social · 13h

gewahren.itch.io/soggy-super-...

here it is! the soggy super pack, made in conjunction with my good friend @soggybuizel.bsky.social. featuring 6 exclusive drawings for $10. basically, if you like what I usually post you'll probably like these :3c

thanks to everyone who checks it out!

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police

Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

www.yahoo.com

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smelly wolf penis @gnarlyanimal.bsky.social · 1d

i want a big boy in my butt

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 1d

#irl finished shaving a while ago. Missed a spot, but that’s alright.~
Now you can get a real good look at my thick, airtight, long, deep, stinky bootycrack. I know you all want it.~
Is it a coincidence that I need to poop rn as well.?~ open wide!

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 1d

I’m probably not going to share my actual birthday yet, but when December comes around, at any point during that, I’ll just update my age. Just letting you all know.

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 1d

If at any point during a battle that fatty pulls his pants down, I’ve lost, because I’ll be too distracted to focus on my Pokémon.~