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Very Horny Bird 🔞

@secretbaldeagle.bsky.social

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• 18 | He/They | 🇺🇸(🆘)| 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | 🦅 Sona • Just a bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud, long, deep, and stinky 💕🗣️💨🍑💨💩💕 • MINORS/PEDOS/ZOOPHILES/BABYFURS will be BANNED 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇮🇩🇭🇹🇵🇭🇨🇲🇲🇲🇳🇵🇸🇾🇦🇲🇺🇦🇶🇦🇪🇹🇾🇪🇱🇧🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Pfp made by @asbigasawhale.bsky.social

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · Jan 4

This is an 18+ kink account!

I’m a gay bald eagle, and I like stinky #furry stuff.

This MAINLY involves #burp, #fart, and #scat. From now on, I will try to remember to tag my media posts with hashtags of such so that people can block certain stuff I post if they’re not into it. Enjoy.~

💕🗣️💨🍑💨💩💕

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Dodgeball Sound Simulator @piggucaz.bsky.social · 2h

I don't know where this came from but yeah lol

i apologize to everyone who has been a victim of my poor social skills

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 1h

working on a lil "meet the artist" (WIP)

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 56m

Big, soft, beautiful, fluffy feathers, great for hugging with I hope UvU

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Dadbird @drewdaddo.bsky.social · 1h

doing a money spread with my wings where instead of dollars I'm showing off my beautiful silky feathers

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Chief Craneo @brappymouse.bsky.social · 1h

The worst kind of dutch oven comes from this squirrel!
Buster owned by: @oliverkneecapper05.bsky.social

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 3h

That fourth one is just getting me so fucking hard.
Shoving your nose in between those cheeks and sniffing that stinky crack with all your might. Must be heavenly…~

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Gewähren @gewahren.bsky.social · 10h

gewahren.itch.io/soggy-super-...

here it is! the soggy super pack, made in conjunction with my good friend @soggybuizel.bsky.social. featuring 6 exclusive drawings for $10. basically, if you like what I usually post you'll probably like these :3c

thanks to everyone who checks it out!

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police

Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

www.yahoo.com

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smelly wolf penis @gnarlyanimal.bsky.social · 22h

i want a big boy in my butt

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 23h

#irl finished shaving a while ago. Missed a spot, but that’s alright.~
Now you can get a real good look at my thick, airtight, long, deep, stinky bootycrack. I know you all want it.~
Is it a coincidence that I need to poop rn as well.?~ open wide!

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 23h

I’m probably not going to share my actual birthday yet, but when December comes around, at any point during that, I’ll just update my age. Just letting you all know.

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 23h

If at any point during a battle that fatty pulls his pants down, I’ve lost, because I’ll be too distracted to focus on my Pokémon.~

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing I’m catching are feelings..
Very dirty ones….~
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Gimme that fucking fat dumper, bro! 💦💦💦💦

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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 1d

orca drawing 52
breaking the halloween streak to post my outfit in this game so far

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 1d

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

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DDOG @knight.hyper.wang · 1d

They fit him perfectly!

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 1d

No, there will be shit.
You WILL shit.

Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, do i want @/miasmagrowlmon.bsky.social to poop on me rn..~

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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 1d

Chicago - no kings

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🎃DelShark🦈 @curiah.city · 1d

They call this tactical frivolity.

It is -not- pointless and dumb. It's intentional and planned out.

They're poisoning potential propaganda with silly, harmless antics that people love. This makes it much harder for the government to lie about what's happening on the streets. ✌️

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Do you know what a group of frogs is called?

AN ARMY

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Dadbird @drewdaddo.bsky.social · 1d

OoOoOoOo
You will stay hydrated and go to sleep at an appropriate time and brush your teeth
hOoOoOoOo

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 1d

I will do what the flufffluff says and I’ll take care of myself ooooooo

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smelly wolf penis @gnarlyanimal.bsky.social · 1d

crazy how martin luther king had liberals' number 60 years ago in his letter to birmingham jail and hasn't been proven wrong since

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smelly wolf penis @gnarlyanimal.bsky.social · 1d

actually, unironically, burn america to the ground

what value does a nation hold, for its people or the world at large, when its desperate attempts to maintain the illusion of authority involve recruiting fascist 4channers for their government psyops

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