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Otter

@semiottermatic.bsky.social

390 followers 1.8K following 2.7K posts

tlacuachamagica from twitter lol be 18+ to follow lol she/they/he I don't really care since they all feel right lol artist for shiftythrifting.com lol Check us out! lol

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 12h

i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12h

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Vesh @rexiafortuna.bsky.social · 12h

hey babe I like the way your areola covers 80 percent of your tits

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 11h

and it's always twice... i've been made....

Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Feb 22

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11h

"Thank you for ordering a product from our humble little website. To reward your patronage, we're going to spam you until the end of time."

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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 1d

finally restocked these beautiful pins. mouth and nose are glitter embellished, and the teeth and eye glow in the dark. link is below in comments <3

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 19h

average bluesky poster

Screenshots from My Dinner With Andre.

Wallace Shawn, a balding white man looking as tired as a human has ever looked, walks a graffiti-strewn subway platform and thinks, "When I was young, all I thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36 and all i think about is cow tools."

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Otter @semiottermatic.bsky.social · 1d

who wants to buy me a $50 pencil sharpening knife as I barrel my way back into physical media

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

i've been mumbling "girl penis hallelujah" all day to myself i hate this fucking guy god damn it

フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 2d

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Otter @semiottermatic.bsky.social · 1d

I need someone* to do free art for me

*me

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 1d

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bunnymutt @bunnymutt.bsky.social · 1d

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

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Otter @semiottermatic.bsky.social · 2d

it's gross but the kittens have been taking these perfectly coiled cartoon style poops and it makes me laugh because i'm a child i guess

Otter @semiottermatic.bsky.social · 2d

No one can ever say my jokes weren't appreciated in my time, because nobody in the future will think i'm funny either

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strange pumpkin naz @glitchypsi.xyz · 2d

leaked irc conversation involving the security department of the louvre

Faked bash.org IRC quote, original is #244321 (the passwords as stars quote)

<Lupin> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Lupin> ********* see!
<LouvreMusem> Louvre
<LouvreMusem> doesnt look like stars to me
<Lupin> <LouvreMusem> ******
<Lupin> thats what I see
<LouvreMusem> oh, really?
<Lupin> Absolutely
<LouvreMusem> you can go Louvre my Louvre-ing Louvre
<LouvreMusem> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Lupin> lol, yes. See, when YOU type Louvre, it shows to us
as ******
<LouvreMusem> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Lupin> yep, no matter how many times you type Louvre, it
will show to us as ******
<LouvreMusem> awesome!
<LouvreMusem> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Lupin> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears
to YOU as Louvre cause its your pw
<LouvreMusem> oh, ok.

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Mev 메브🎀 @mev0934.bsky.social · 3d

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Otter @semiottermatic.bsky.social · 3d

located the last 2 anti diarrhea pills left in this house after suffering from eating a spicy tuna roll i believe in god again

Otter @semiottermatic.bsky.social · 3d

I know you miss me but you just gotta sometimes

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Carlos Aguilar @carlosfilm.bsky.social · 4d

David Lynch altar for the Día de Muertos celebration at Hollywood Forever.

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Reb @rebeckeronie.bsky.social · 4d

November? WRONG. Halloween again 🎃 : )

A little Halloween pumpkin creature with leaves for ears and a vine tail

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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 3d

#catcrumb

a simple drawing of a kitten pouncing on another kitten. text reads, get my brother.

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Scarleteen @scarleteen.com · 5d

Don't fall for their trap! Learn how to identify harmful anti-trans resources, spaces, and providers! Sam Wall's classic helps you spot the signs when orgs or providers are not on your side as a trans person or as a person who supports trans people. www.scarleteen.com/read/cultu...