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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt

@senatorivy.com

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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · Sep 9

The guy who wrote Weekend at Bernies died. I'm told his last words were "Dont do it, please. You gotta promise me you wont do it. You know what. Promise me."

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 11m

this is JOLT erasure and I will not have it Doc!

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Yeah, this BoW actually reminded me a lot of it in that "underwater moment of judgment for main character in coping with a loss in youth times."

Dangerous Animals wasnt bad either.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Watched that Beast of War (the new shark movie, not the old tank movie) and enjoyed it. I liked that they monstered-up the look of the shark but not too much. It's no The Shallows but it's fun.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Years of people telling me "dont shit on kids because of who their parents are" and now I am vindicated because look at that shitbag kid. I have activated my mutant ability to judge a book by its cover and I can tell this little shit is bargain bin to the bone.

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Mug that says "Dont mindbend me until I've had my morning coffee."

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Probably got deserted cause it's covered in water.

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Street Fighter the movie (anime) E Honda telling Ryu that Japanese fighters have to stick together- CAUSE WE'RE BROTHERS!

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

skrrto what is this you're making?

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 2d

these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Scott Fright @scw.bsky.social · 2h

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 2h

Lazarus?! I KNEW Jesus was lying to me, what a dick!

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 3h

lmao I thought this was a reply to my sf6 trainer advertisement post

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 4h

I was always the "must put foot over head" weirdo. I am now just waiting for the robots to stab me in the head with their learning spike so I can instantly know how to be Bryan Fury

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 4h

I required much more extravagant kicking thsn SAFTA could provide in my youth I'm afraid.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 4h

Only the cold stare of muay thai champion Pud Pad Noy Worawoot in front of a blue wall is needed to teach me how to Sagat

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 4h

Panther Productions videos are clearly all one needs for such things!

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 6h

listen to Vince Lombardi over here

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 6h

just play the game Doc. You dont need an ai trainer.

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 6h

this is the truth!

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 6h

it's for the game so it's probably just a random 2nd player

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 15h

"While you got another job, I studied the glock"

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 15h

Definitely. In another reply I described him as like SpawnDefaultMoneyedWhiteMan(no hobbies)

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 15h

lol

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 15h

I hear a baseball is going on long. Just tell Sparky Anderson to get Alan Trammell in there and he'll sort it out

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 15h

We should all take our fashion advice from a republican skeeze whose wardrobe makes him look like Jimmy Hart and a Lidz store went through the teleporter together