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Shar A

@sharal.bsky.social

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You’ll mostly get Simpsons references out of me. Huge Beatles fan. Will quote anything I find funny with no original thoughts of my own. I love history, music, comedy, football & walking around old ruins. #PUSB https://www.instagram.com/shar_al__/

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 5m

Definitely the night for a nice takeaway and several beers

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 12m

Ian Watkins is dead, excellent, rot in hell you fucking evil baby rapist cunt.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 17m

Everything about dating apps brings me out in a cold sweat.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 21m

Obviously I’m aware there are many ‘bigger’ events but this is more what my child-brain significantly remembered.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 23m

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 33m

Five events that defined my childhood
(in no particular order)

1.) Thatcher Resigning
2.) John Candy passing away
3.) Fall of the Berlin Wall
4.) Gareth Southgate missing a penalty
5.) BSE epidemic

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 1h

Excellent 👏

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 1h

Oh that’s beautiful.

Someone acting like Alan Partridge to slag off Alan Partridge

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 2h

Hahaha, well he had to break things up a bit.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 2h

The disturbing thing is realising I would do this sort of thing.

Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 3h

every line of this story keeps getting better

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 2h

Even if I was a multi-millionaire, surely only wankers pay prices like that.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 2h

I love him even more, which I didn’t think possible.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 2h

A must-watch.

Sobbing.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 4h

I’m only five minutes into the John Candy documentary on Prime and I’m already emotional at the loss of such a monumentally talented actor- and, crucially, exceptional human being.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 4h

You might like it but I thought the script was weak.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 5h

It’s looking that way.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 5h

I’m not really a big fan of Keira Knightly as an actress, but I gave The Woman in Cabin 10 a go, despite this.
She’s actually not terrible- but the film was the biggest load of garbage I’ve watched all year.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 5h

Hahahahaha fuck off

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 5h

I need help to do something productive. Or should I just sack it off.
Reasons I’m not doing anything productive include:

I don’t want to.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 5h

I’m loving it. But I think it’s because it’s a very good line-up.
I don’t think I’m going to ever watch the non-celebrity version because I struggle to get invested in people I don’t know/haven’t heard of.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 19h

Feel really down tonight.
When I think about my plans when I was a young girl.
Life just doesn’t work out how you expect it to, does it.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 23h

No, but was just very much in the moment.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 23h

Gonna start pronouncing my Ws like Alan Partridge.
“HWhat a cunt.”

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 1d

I blocked someone on Facebook because when we were at school she laughed at my Sainsbury’s carrier bag.

🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 1d

This one time I unfriended and blocked a lass from work on Facebook as every time she went out for something to eat she'd post ...

"Om de (insert food here) nom"

i.e. "Om de pizza nom" or "Om de burger nom"

And life is too short for that type of twattery

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 1d

Friday.