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theednawatkins.bsky.social
🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 23d
I'm going to start swallowing Lego minifig heads and then photographing my turds
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 2h
Squeaking by monday
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 3h
Just seen a bloke drop an iceberg lettuce in Morrisons and in some intrusive thoughts muscle memory instinct type of thing volley the fuck out of it
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 16h
It's powered by fire and you stand in a wicker basket

Fuck that
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 16h
Fucking love flying me

Only thing you'd not get me up in is a balloon
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 17h
a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
Alt: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 17h
This says everything about you butt
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 17h
Today the best song in the world is State Of Things by Turin Brakes
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 1d
Today the best song in the world is October Swimmer by JJ72
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 2d
Today the best song in the world is Good Souls by Starsailor
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah I was in cadets wasn't I, been up in a Seaking, a Puma and an AW109
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 17h
You know me butt, I'm nothing if not fair
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 17h
My uncle's ex used to work in Lloyds, and they had a wall of shame in the staffroom made up of all the readers' wives' stuff they had processed and copied

She's a copper in Australia now
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Louise @louiseann.bsky.social · 17h
Remembering that feeling of collecting physical photos from the pharmacy. I miss that. An envelope of surprises
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 18h
I don't fuck about doll
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 19h
Yes but biting it
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
Yup, more than fair
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
Bloody awesome things
Can hear them coming a mile off as well
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
It's the opposite of cybersex innit
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
You saved yourself a lot of future bother there
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
As I said in a mesaage to a mate the other week, I'm a slag for a helicopter
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
Beautiful!
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
I wouldn't say I was bi, but I am partial to a
A skycards card for an extremely rare Tipsy Nipper Which are more common than you think
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
Oh, I fully back it
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 21h
A mate blocked his brother because he kept using the word "methinks"
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 22h
This one time I unfriended and blocked a lass from work on Facebook as every time she went out for something to eat she'd post ...

"Om de (insert food here) nom"

i.e. "Om de pizza nom" or "Om de burger nom"

And life is too short for that type of twattery
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 22h
💙
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 22h
This one time I unfriended and blocked a lass from work on Facebook as every time she went out for something to eat she'd post ...

"Om de (insert food here) nom"

i.e. "Om de pizza nom" or "Om de burger nom"

And life is too short for that type of twattery
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 22h
It's precursor is the super guppy
Which was also ridiculous

I just love them all so much
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