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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 2h

Astounding fabricated quote here, wonderful on every level, down to the fake photo with a weird smile

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 3h

a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 3h

Jaws 2 is excellent to be fair, no stupid changes to the formula.

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 3h

Because they're arseholes.

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.bsky.social · 4h

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 4h

The three are Jaws, Deep Blue Sea and Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 4h

a man in a tuxedo with glasses and a mustache is sitting in a crowd of people .

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 5h

Deep Blue Sea is awesome Peeps, it's one of the top three shark movies.

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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 23h

Also: Miles Davis. Story from a bass player subbing in his band.

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 8h

#stack226 5/5
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🔥 streak: 37
🥈 #stackdownsilverteam
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Stackdown

A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 8h

squareword.org 1361: 9 guesses

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Squareword

A two-dimensional word game

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 8h

Wordle 1,587 3/6

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 1d

I fucking knew it.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 18h

Holly: More meth please

a poster for hellraiser shows a woman with spikes on her head and the words " what is it you pray for "

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 19h

Oh no 😭😱😭 and cen-ho-bites are the worst kind 😭😭😭

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Aido; or, The Modern Prometheus @wisekingaido.bsky.social · 20h

And smoking it through that crucifix of hers MUST be a sin.

a man talking to another man with the words wretched sinful deeds on the bottom

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 21h

“I’ve covered it up with an ancient Hindu symbol of peace and prosperity”

casey morell @caseym.org · 22h

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 22h

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.