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Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Tell your cat I said hi. (Previously known as @safeasfuck)
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safers.bsky.social
Also I made this to describe why i enjoy social media
safers.bsky.social
i was partly raised by a Welsh speaking grandparent, there was a lot of "Wenglish" mash-ups spoken. Having been to some Welsh classes as an adult i can look back & see that sentence structure, key phrases/words and pronunciation of certain things were all influenced by being 1st language Welsh
safers.bsky.social
"the ghost of Christmas Ass"
jacktindale.bsky.social
Can’t remember this being in either the book nor in the Muppet version.
safers.bsky.social
We did! We smoked *a lot* in there !
safers.bsky.social
Just posted the same. Love that song
safers.bsky.social
Got a painting in the attic innit.

( He’s not looking his best tho!)
safers.bsky.social
Post you from a different era.

Mid/late 90s, Cardiff students union. I was one of the supervisors of that bar (Y Tafarn, if you know Cardiff). The other lad is the head cellarman.
Two men in an embrace in a scruffy looking bar
safers.bsky.social
excellent Drakeford meme, da iawn butt
safers.bsky.social
Trousersphone
Radiatorcarpet
and Lampdrill
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3. What is your favorite zodiac sign and why?
safers.bsky.social
what flavour Space Raiders? i bet it was pickled onion. those feisty little fuckers can sneak right up on you
safers.bsky.social
absolutely 100% this
belalugosisdad.bsky.social
Frankly, if you get to the point where you're getting your dick sucked and haven't worked out that the person doing it also has one, you sound like a dogshit lay, and you should be thankful she deigned to give you the time of day, let alone ruining her fucking life.
belalugosisdad.bsky.social
This is rancid. Are we going to start applying this to every cishet man who lies about his marital status? Why the fuck should a trans woman have to disclose that she is trans? "I don't swing that way", my brother in Christ you clearly fucking do. Enjoy it and stop ruining trans women's lives.
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joelnb.bsky.social
Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.
“I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an assholes,” Pattinson said in an interiew with Variety in November. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”
safers.bsky.social
Way too many absolutely awful people on there, there’s no way I could watch more than 2 minutes without throwing the TV out
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Oops. Got me a Bluesky slap on the wrist for that
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britthates.bsky.social
Jared Leto *is* AI: a tacky thing corporations keep forcing on consumers by putting him in everything even though he’s unprofitable and nobody likes it
safers.bsky.social
I see “Kid” Rock is saying dumb shit again

He needs to drop the Kid from his name tho. he’s got more wrinkles than Yoda’s nutsack
safers.bsky.social
I’m guessing (hoping?) he had a really awful 12 years of constantly shitting himself
safers.bsky.social
2 commercial pilots in the family. Can 100% confirm