Fagatha Christie
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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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No thoughts, just stop sign shield barbarian lady
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
No thoughts, just stop sign shield barbarian lady
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This is so unhinged and profoundly dangerous that I can only think they're deliberately doing it so they can roll back 'in response to public concern' and then do whatever undemocratic thing they actually intend to do in the first place so it seems softer.
💥Jury trials for all except most serious crimes such as rape, murder and manslaughter set to be scrapped under radical proposals drawn up by David Lammy.
Proposals drew swift backlash from senior lawyers who said they would not reduce court backlogs & could “destroy justice as we know it”.
Proposals drew swift backlash from senior lawyers who said they would not reduce court backlogs & could “destroy justice as we know it”.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is so unhinged and profoundly dangerous that I can only think they're deliberately doing it so they can roll back 'in response to public concern' and then do whatever undemocratic thing they actually intend to do in the first place so it seems softer.
The (almost certainly apocryphal) planned third Wizard Of Oz movie starring Elizabeth Taylor as old Dorothy pulled back into Oz.
Of course they'd also have to invent time travel or cloning or resurrection but I *am* a despot.
Of course they'd also have to invent time travel or cloning or resurrection but I *am* a despot.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The (almost certainly apocryphal) planned third Wizard Of Oz movie starring Elizabeth Taylor as old Dorothy pulled back into Oz.
Of course they'd also have to invent time travel or cloning or resurrection but I *am* a despot.
Of course they'd also have to invent time travel or cloning or resurrection but I *am* a despot.
I'll take 'grimly ironic' for $200 please Alex.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'll take 'grimly ironic' for $200 please Alex.
Sizzlean sounds like a lady robot who works the frier in a diner in an episode of Futurama.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sizzlean sounds like a lady robot who works the frier in a diner in an episode of Futurama.
How do I describe the visceral disgust I get from getting a sponsored linkedin message (yes the sentence could just end there, but there's more), asking me train AI models (get fucked!) for 'up to' $(I am in the UK!)15 an hour (get FUCKED!)?
Go drown in a var of piss.
Go drown in a var of piss.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
How do I describe the visceral disgust I get from getting a sponsored linkedin message (yes the sentence could just end there, but there's more), asking me train AI models (get fucked!) for 'up to' $(I am in the UK!)15 an hour (get FUCKED!)?
Go drown in a var of piss.
Go drown in a var of piss.
Urgh I slept way too late (7 am lol) so had to start work straight away and didn't get to go for a run or a walk and now I'm all indoorsified and antsy. Like I literally can't remember the last time I didn't leave the house first thing. I did it when I had to be at my desk at 5.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Urgh I slept way too late (7 am lol) so had to start work straight away and didn't get to go for a run or a walk and now I'm all indoorsified and antsy. Like I literally can't remember the last time I didn't leave the house first thing. I did it when I had to be at my desk at 5.
Very excited because the Big Tesco had satsumas. Not mandarins, not clementines, not 'Easy Peelers', honest-to-God actual satsumas.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Very excited because the Big Tesco had satsumas. Not mandarins, not clementines, not 'Easy Peelers', honest-to-God actual satsumas.
Unless you're Adrian Chiles.
This is your regular reminder that being a weekly columnist for 10 years + is deeply self-radicalising. No one has that many ideas or opinions and the two inevitable outcomes appear to be either inane predictability or performing acrobatics to justify hate-stoking controversy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Unless you're Adrian Chiles.
Okay, All Her Fault, a thing you have to understand is that I will never care about the personal lives of the detectives. They should just be crime solving cyphers who do not exist outside of the police house or, like, a murder scene.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Okay, All Her Fault, a thing you have to understand is that I will never care about the personal lives of the detectives. They should just be crime solving cyphers who do not exist outside of the police house or, like, a murder scene.
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The French female assassin is very chic, sexy, pencil skirts and heels; the male Israeli assassin is brooding, chiseled jaw, five o'clock shadow, piercing but haunted eyes, prefers very utilitarian clothing. The sexual tension between them is palpable. I hope Ms. Owens lets us know when they kiss.
the past few days candace owens has been claiming that the french have put out a hit on her & there’s possible conspiring with israel as a result of her spending the last nearly two years transvestigating brigitte macron
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The French female assassin is very chic, sexy, pencil skirts and heels; the male Israeli assassin is brooding, chiseled jaw, five o'clock shadow, piercing but haunted eyes, prefers very utilitarian clothing. The sexual tension between them is palpable. I hope Ms. Owens lets us know when they kiss.
I appreciate that banking apps are trying to help people not get defrauded but jiminy crackers you don't need to ask me 15 times if I've made a video call to the person I'm sending money to when it's to my friend I've known for years and is £25.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I appreciate that banking apps are trying to help people not get defrauded but jiminy crackers you don't need to ask me 15 times if I've made a video call to the person I'm sending money to when it's to my friend I've known for years and is £25.
Elon Musk you are 54 years old.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Elon Musk you are 54 years old.
'While keeping devices longer may seem financially or environmentally responsible, the hidden cost is a quieter erosion of economic dynamism and competitiveness'
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www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
'While keeping devices longer may seem financially or environmentally responsible, the hidden cost is a quieter erosion of economic dynamism and competitiveness'
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I keep muddling DARVO and Davos but honestly I think they're not that far removed from each other.
(No Davros jokes please, my bsky dot app account is not that sort of establishment.)
(No Davros jokes please, my bsky dot app account is not that sort of establishment.)
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I keep muddling DARVO and Davos but honestly I think they're not that far removed from each other.
(No Davros jokes please, my bsky dot app account is not that sort of establishment.)
(No Davros jokes please, my bsky dot app account is not that sort of establishment.)
Absolute jump scare to go onto Facebook (I know, I know) and get Wes Streeting suggested as a friend with 1 mutual.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Absolute jump scare to go onto Facebook (I know, I know) and get Wes Streeting suggested as a friend with 1 mutual.
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown.
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown.
Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown.
Honestly add this to the Canon, with 'walk backwards into Hell' and 'then perish' and 'you cannot kill me in a way that matters' &c &c
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Honestly add this to the Canon, with 'walk backwards into Hell' and 'then perish' and 'you cannot kill me in a way that matters' &c &c
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
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Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.