Fagatha Christie
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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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Plus the secret fifth type:
- My husband loved this song. He was listening to it when a blade from a logging machine flew off the back of the truck it was being transported on and decapitated him.
- My husband loved this song. He was listening to it when a blade from a logging machine flew off the back of the truck it was being transported on and decapitated him.
The four types of YouTube comments you find on old music videos
- Who's here watching this in 2026?!
- I was 23 when this song came out. Now I am 65 and still love this song
- I miss this era, a simpler time when everything was sane, take me back
- BETTER THAN STUFF TODAY, RAP MORE LIKE CRAP
- Who's here watching this in 2026?!
- I was 23 when this song came out. Now I am 65 and still love this song
- I miss this era, a simpler time when everything was sane, take me back
- BETTER THAN STUFF TODAY, RAP MORE LIKE CRAP
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Plus the secret fifth type:
- My husband loved this song. He was listening to it when a blade from a logging machine flew off the back of the truck it was being transported on and decapitated him.
- My husband loved this song. He was listening to it when a blade from a logging machine flew off the back of the truck it was being transported on and decapitated him.
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"I don't want to play butch boss with you people, but when I took over this department, it had the worst programming record in television history. This network hasn't one show in the top twenty. This network is an industry joke, and we'd better start putting together one winner for next September."
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 PM
"I don't want to play butch boss with you people, but when I took over this department, it had the worst programming record in television history. This network hasn't one show in the top twenty. This network is an industry joke, and we'd better start putting together one winner for next September."
Rolling news has ruined people's ability to realise that they can just ... not say things.
(and you got your ICE and ice the wrong way around in your cute little story)
(and you got your ICE and ice the wrong way around in your cute little story)
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Rolling news has ruined people's ability to realise that they can just ... not say things.
(and you got your ICE and ice the wrong way around in your cute little story)
(and you got your ICE and ice the wrong way around in your cute little story)
omg gross I was typing 'skellytons' for skeletons, to be cute, and autocorrect wanted it to be 'smelly tonsils'
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
omg gross I was typing 'skellytons' for skeletons, to be cute, and autocorrect wanted it to be 'smelly tonsils'
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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I wonder if a rotom ever went in a dildo. What type would it become? I think fairy
January 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I wonder if a rotom ever went in a dildo. What type would it become? I think fairy
Jay Kelly was... fine. I like a depressing comedy where nothing happens, as we know. It wasn't brilliant. Bit mawkish and self-indulgent. Well acted throughout. But for Peter Bradshaw in The Guardian to give it one star - to say it's terrible, irredeemable - is plainly absurd.
January 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Jay Kelly was... fine. I like a depressing comedy where nothing happens, as we know. It wasn't brilliant. Bit mawkish and self-indulgent. Well acted throughout. But for Peter Bradshaw in The Guardian to give it one star - to say it's terrible, irredeemable - is plainly absurd.
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New response pic just landed
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
New response pic just landed
Ang Lee's Scream
Wes Anderson’s Heat
Vincent Minelli's Basic Instinct
January 25, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Ang Lee's Scream
Dipped back in to I Was A Teenage Exocolonist after like 18 months. It's such a good game! Creates a fantastic atmosphere. Immensely replayable, by design. Extremely queer. It's just great.
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Dipped back in to I Was A Teenage Exocolonist after like 18 months. It's such a good game! Creates a fantastic atmosphere. Immensely replayable, by design. Extremely queer. It's just great.
'I don't care what anyone else says, I like that movie'
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 PM
'I don't care what anyone else says, I like that movie'
This (terrible!) review calcified something for me. There are Traitors viewers who want the traitors to do the murders, because that's their job, but never actually attempt to win in any other way, and then fall on their swords at the end so the faithfuls win. Incomprehensible.
Stuart Heritage has reviewed #TheTraitors finale for the Guardian so you can imagine how THAT turned out.
January 24, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This (terrible!) review calcified something for me. There are Traitors viewers who want the traitors to do the murders, because that's their job, but never actually attempt to win in any other way, and then fall on their swords at the end so the faithfuls win. Incomprehensible.
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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
January 24,1938
When Nancy First Met Sluggo
January 24,1938
When Nancy First Met Sluggo
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
January 24,1938
When Nancy First Met Sluggo
January 24,1938
When Nancy First Met Sluggo
My favourite thing is how Rachel and Stephen were clearly like 'Get that straight man OUT of here!' and after that were pretty much in lockstep. #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
My favourite thing is how Rachel and Stephen were clearly like 'Get that straight man OUT of here!' and after that were pretty much in lockstep. #TheTraitors
Fucking hell that's good. I can't believe they've pulled it off. #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Fucking hell that's good. I can't believe they've pulled it off. #TheTraitors
Oh my god I know people forget what the others have said but Faraaz you forgot what YOU said 😭 #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Oh my god I know people forget what the others have said but Faraaz you forgot what YOU said 😭 #TheTraitors
idk why they're dragging this bit out obviously people are banishing
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
idk why they're dragging this bit out obviously people are banishing
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Rachel managing her little nervous gay minion I love it so much it's like Wilhelmina and Mark
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Rachel managing her little nervous gay minion I love it so much it's like Wilhelmina and Mark
I want to go and run down a dam it looks so fun
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I want to go and run down a dam it looks so fun
I had this locked and loaded for if Stephen had voted for Rachel. #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I had this locked and loaded for if Stephen had voted for Rachel. #TheTraitors
Oh I know you get your little moment when you leave but absolutely get fucked with that #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Oh I know you get your little moment when you leave but absolutely get fucked with that #TheTraitors
So funny that they post this in the wake of the Greens' extremely effective 'stop running' ad. 'Blah blah blah cost of living our guy goes in a hellychopper'.
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
So funny that they post this in the wake of the Greens' extremely effective 'stop running' ad. 'Blah blah blah cost of living our guy goes in a hellychopper'.
If you watch The Traitors and root for the faithfuls - as the writer of that Guardian 'boo hoo, why are they being mean' piece clearly does, even if it's not made explicit - I fundamentally don't understand you.
January 23, 2026 at 10:28 AM
If you watch The Traitors and root for the faithfuls - as the writer of that Guardian 'boo hoo, why are they being mean' piece clearly does, even if it's not made explicit - I fundamentally don't understand you.