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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1h

Down with the Sickness scream

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 2h

After I explained it all she said she was still glad she went to bed early.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 2h

“And then Kirby lied about not calling a timeout. Go Dawgs.” Trying to explain what happened after she went to bed to my wife.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 10h

Very sorry for taking the number of likes from 69 to 70.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 10h

Probably going to use my winnings to get myself a Blizzard at Dairy Queen tbh

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 14h

My nephew goes to Auburn and we just put $7 on the game. Do not ruin Thanksgiving for me, Dawgs.

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 12h

Last two minutes lasted from before the dawn of time to after the end of the age.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 14h

My nephew goes to Auburn and we just put $7 on the game. Do not ruin Thanksgiving for me, Dawgs.

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 20h

Taking my daughter to a birthday party at a place called the Peach Pit. Can’t wait to drop a bunch of 90210 references no one will get.

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1d

We are now watching Bluey.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1d

I told the three year old we couldn’t watch Bluey yet because we were watching something else right now and he pulled out a pretend phone and called a witch to take me to jail. Seems harsh, really.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1d

All right, middle aged guys, time for us to fire up the John Candy documentary.

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1d

Did he fall for the fake Rock Ridge plan from Blazing Saddles?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1d

This place is right off 85 a few miles from me. Always makes me smile, especially if I’m headed to 316 for an Athens trip.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1d

John Prine would have been 79 today. I promise you listening to his music today will make your day better.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 1d

“Buddy, you can go jump on all the furniture, just please give Daddy three minutes here.”

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 2d

There’s an email newsletter called Daily Dracula that sends out the journal entries and letters on the corresponding days every year. It’s pretty fun.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 2d

Can someone who knows how to use computers add Spider-Man swinging between the buildings?

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 3d

The worst part about the dentist is when there’s a tv above you and your appointment ends before you get to see what house the two jagoffs you’ve been watching for the last 30 minutes picked.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 3d

That’s a shame. I thought yours was a family forged in fire.

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 3d

Me: “Okay, it’s Wednesday, it’s my beautiful wife’s birthday, let’s make it a great day.”
Daycare: “Yo, we got a norovirus outbreak going around.”

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 4d

Doctor stuck a chair behind me at go time in case I passed out. I was fine, but respect that she knew who in the room was most likely to be a problem.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 4d

George Burns taking in a matinee of Pulp Fiction.

Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 4d

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart could have met George Washington. He could have even more easily met Ben Franklin.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 4d

Groucho Marx watching Star Wars

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 5d

@brassafrass.bsky.social Check out the Sonic/T-Swift themed birthday party invite that came in today’s mail.

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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 5d

Slightly related, I miss the golden age of weekend syndicated TV. Highlander, Renegade, Universal Action Pack. All the best stuff was on Saturdays around 6.

Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 6d

They were on a break!

(Sorry.)

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