Will
@sharkfinhat.bsky.social
I'm bad. I'm nationwide. Go Dawgs.
I just cracked my hand super, super hard on the doorknob while walking into the bedroom. Holy shit. If I don’t make it, light a candle on my birthday.
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I just cracked my hand super, super hard on the doorknob while walking into the bedroom. Holy shit. If I don’t make it, light a candle on my birthday.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
Dad level: reading a book on the history of moonshining in the Great Smoky Mountains I picked up in a national park bookstore.
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Dad level: reading a book on the history of moonshining in the Great Smoky Mountains I picked up in a national park bookstore.
Man the Baseball HoF can kiss 100% of my ass.
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Man the Baseball HoF can kiss 100% of my ass.
Quick question: how bout them Dawgs?
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Quick question: how bout them Dawgs?
I really like it when the Georgia Bulldogs win tbh
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I really like it when the Georgia Bulldogs win tbh
Kids in the sun room. Water heating on the stove. Wife and I watching the game. Daughter comes in.
“Mama, I’m hungry.”
“I’m making you mac and cheese now.”
“You don’t look like you are.”
Holy shit.
“Mama, I’m hungry.”
“I’m making you mac and cheese now.”
“You don’t look like you are.”
Holy shit.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Kids in the sun room. Water heating on the stove. Wife and I watching the game. Daughter comes in.
“Mama, I’m hungry.”
“I’m making you mac and cheese now.”
“You don’t look like you are.”
Holy shit.
“Mama, I’m hungry.”
“I’m making you mac and cheese now.”
“You don’t look like you are.”
Holy shit.
*cranks up the entire R.E.M. catalogue*
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
*cranks up the entire R.E.M. catalogue*
Panic t-shirt, UGA cap, and I’m about to eat this cookie. If we lose I don’t want to hear shit about it being my fault.
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Panic t-shirt, UGA cap, and I’m about to eat this cookie. If we lose I don’t want to hear shit about it being my fault.
@brassafrass.bsky.social Getting ready to go to a 9:30 birthday party. I respect it. Get it done and still have the rest of the day ahead.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
@brassafrass.bsky.social Getting ready to go to a 9:30 birthday party. I respect it. Get it done and still have the rest of the day ahead.
Jesus Christ, it’s coming to theaters the day after I turn 50.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Jesus Christ, it’s coming to theaters the day after I turn 50.
“Bill! This is bogus!”
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“Bill! This is bogus!”
No, YOU got misty eyed watching DBT and Isbell on Colbert thinking about the road life has taken them and you on since that record came out and the blessings and losses you’ve encountered along the way.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
No, YOU got misty eyed watching DBT and Isbell on Colbert thinking about the road life has taken them and you on since that record came out and the blessings and losses you’ve encountered along the way.
Me tomorrow when I stay up til 12:30 watching DBT and Isbell I Colbert tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me tomorrow when I stay up til 12:30 watching DBT and Isbell I Colbert tonight.
Filling out my annual review and putting “I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been” in every box.
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Filling out my annual review and putting “I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been” in every box.
Daughter’s main Christmas present has been mired in the FedEx system for two weeks and was out for delivery as of 4:50 this morning to be delivered by 2:30 and still no sign and ahahahahahaggghhhhhhhh
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Daughter’s main Christmas present has been mired in the FedEx system for two weeks and was out for delivery as of 4:50 this morning to be delivered by 2:30 and still no sign and ahahahahahaggghhhhhhhh
Family’s gone to bed so I’m reading a book on moonshining I picked up when we were in the Smokies last week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Family’s gone to bed so I’m reading a book on moonshining I picked up when we were in the Smokies last week.
If you need a break from Kiffinwatch, Phil’s going deep on Bond over here and it’s great, of course.
When you say “Bond tropes,” people will think of
Sexy women
Drinks
International travel
Megalomaniacal villains
Etc. But the Bond trope that really resonates, which is baked into Fleming’s novels and seeps into almost every movie?
Death.
Let’s get into it. 🧵
Sexy women
Drinks
International travel
Megalomaniacal villains
Etc. But the Bond trope that really resonates, which is baked into Fleming’s novels and seeps into almost every movie?
Death.
Let’s get into it. 🧵
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you need a break from Kiffinwatch, Phil’s going deep on Bond over here and it’s great, of course.
We bought flex tickets for the botanical gardens holiday lights and I may change them to next Saturday. Just keep one eye on my phone. I’m getting too old for this.
I clearly won’t actually do that btw.
I clearly won’t actually do that btw.
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We bought flex tickets for the botanical gardens holiday lights and I may change them to next Saturday. Just keep one eye on my phone. I’m getting too old for this.
I clearly won’t actually do that btw.
I clearly won’t actually do that btw.
My family got out of the car while I parked a couple weeks ago. I caught up with them in a bookstore 20 minutes later. They’d all picked something out and I found a book that looked cool. The heft of the bag after I paid made me feel good.
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My family got out of the car while I parked a couple weeks ago. I caught up with them in a bookstore 20 minutes later. They’d all picked something out and I found a book that looked cool. The heft of the bag after I paid made me feel good.
I’m sure Welcome to Derry is good but perhaps they could avoid advertising it in the corner of the TV during Holiday Baking Championship so Pennywise doesn’t show up when I’m having a wholesome time with my kids.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m sure Welcome to Derry is good but perhaps they could avoid advertising it in the corner of the TV during Holiday Baking Championship so Pennywise doesn’t show up when I’m having a wholesome time with my kids.
I would have taken a hostage if they’d called it again.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I would have taken a hostage if they’d called it again.
A fine day to hate Tech.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A fine day to hate Tech.